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MELTER OF SNOWFLAKES | Catholic who cusses a lot | Pronouns: fuck/you
Montana. Don't move here.
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Anything you wanted (and didn't want) to know about
@crismiller12
is in this Spaces we held last night, 05/22/2024. Craig/Cris is a victimizer of men AND women especially, and is married with two kids!!! He fooled us all, but some people's real lives were affected seriously by
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Vivek Ramaswamy's response to Charlamagne regarding white supremacy is probably the most eloquent response to the subject I've ever heard. Vivek took the "white supremacy" argument, brutalized it, buried it in a deep grave, and kicked dirt over it as he walked off.
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I don't think this government realizes how close The People are to a revolution.
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At one of our job sites, a woman moved here from out of state and dumped all of her moving boxes in the industrial dumpster meant for scraps, metal, etc. for the project. So now her moving boxes are in her driveway.
Welcome to Montana, beyatch. Lmao
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A woman blew through a red light this morning, almost t-boning me and hitting 3 kids in the crosswalk. Me being me, I chased her down to her job and made her cry. She was a liberal, also. So there's a bonus point. Blue hair and everything.
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I would rather cheese grate my own nipples, using lemon juice lube than have to converse with a liberal.
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For $1.98 gas, no wars, 1.5% inflation, and a closed border, he can grab my pussy any day.
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And I don't need wings to be a unicorn. Doesn't make me one, though.
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I've been seeing a lot of liberals claiming that the movie "Sound of Freedom" was solely geared towards Conservatives. Now why do you think that is, hmm?
Could it be, because you all encourage drag queens to brainwash your kids with story hour? Never asking why a grown man in
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Trans women aren't real women.
The 2020 election was stolen.
Men can't get pregnant.
Taking kids to drag shows is grooming.
The covid vaccine causes myocarditis and is killing people.
Fat is not beautiful; it's gross.
The China virus was made in a lab.
Did I miss anything?
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I don't usually get into personal stuff on here, but if you all would pray for me? I just had to listen to Hillary Clinton's fucking voice for 20 straight minutes. Thank you. 🙏🏼
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Went and earned my right to complain 🇺🇸 Get out and Vote Red today! ❤️ I did it in snow and ice, so you can get out there and make your voice be heard, too lol.
#RedTsunami
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@budlight
Hell no. Your beer used to be the symbol of a good time. Now it's the symbol of offensive womanface and woke b.s. Y'all owe your customers an apology, but instead you'll probably hide my comment as usual, hide others, and refuse to admit you screwed up.
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I dunno....but it kinda feels like Democrat city precincts pretty much just hold the rest of their state hostage.
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@marcuskelson
I work in the biohazard industry. I wear respirators that filter down to 0.1 μm (micron). N95's filter 0.3 μm. Coronavirus is 0.1 μm. So your mask is useless, and you're not wearing eye protection. Thanks for playing. Love, A Professional.
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Nothing's worse than thinking someone's hot, and then finding out they're a liberal. 👎🏼
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@harryjsisson
Lmfao this picture is hilarious. So sad you've lost your sense of humor at such a young age, Harry.
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That face you make after a family of four eats a five course meal off your forehead.
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Just got on the process of becoming an Election Judge, and working campaigns for my county and state. Thanks,
@ScottPresler
for the inspiration to get off my ass and get involved. We all should. 🇺🇸
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@hodgetwins
Shooting a golden retriever is like slapping someone's grandma when she brings over milk and cookies; you just don't do it.
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@ericareport
You literally defamed all black people by saying they're not able to get by on merit, and you're claiming YOU'RE defamed? LMFAOOOOO I screenshot this tweet along with your other one. I might frame them and start a Wall Of Shame in my home.
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A real message I got on FB from a liberal. Self explanatory. 🤦🏻♀️🧬 Some extra chromosomes.
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The numbers in Arizona haven't budged in hours. What are they doing?
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@ColetteMandin
Okay. I'm a professional in the biohazard industry, specializing in blood & airborne pathogens. Coronavirus particles: 0.1 µm (micron). A surgical mask only filters one-way, & has a filtration rating from 0.3 µm to 25 µm. Like throwing marbles at a chain link fence. Happy now?
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Got a new toy
AR-15...I'm part of the problem. 🙋🏻♀️
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@Travis_in_Flint
Well, don't expect the news to care about the shooting anymore. If the shooter is black or trans, it's no longer a mass murder but a cry for help.
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There's too many bots on Twitter, that's why I don't follow a whole lot of people back. If you want a follow-back, comment below with your favorite brand of whiskey. If you don't drink whiskey, you don't deserve the follow-back. Lol, just kidding. ;)
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Thank you, Biden, for handing the Republicans the election on a silver platter. What a catastrophe that was. I've seen less pathetic Save The Children commercials.
#BidenSpeech
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I've triggered the lefties by calling out Jo. Lol Just wait, kiddos. I've only just begun.
Image is public, so don't even try, Twitter.
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The new Buzz Lightyear movie has a same-sex kiss in it. I am not homophobic; 2 of my best friends are married lesbians. However, seeing as how Disney is pushing this on children solely & intentionally to force sexual boundaries, I won't be letting my kids see it.
#GoWokeGoBroke
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I dunno about you, but a racist man who calls me a "bitch" and refers to himself as my "worst fucking nightmare" is exactly who I'd want to be handling my medical needs.
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@JebraFaushay
I think they kinda missed the whole point of, "Yeah, please just don't put your b
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on my kid's book pages while you're reading to him" thing.
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@Alphafox78
It's like one of those strippers from a small town where she also runs the local gas station
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Back from Twitmo. Made a video. Watch with sound up, and full screen for maximum impact. Because I'm all outta fucks to give.
Heads up to sensitive viewers, and those that are afraid of badassery, there's flashing lights.
-MM2.0
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Notice the unvaccinated aren't suddenly dying of mysterious causes?
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This....is fucking INSANE. CNN is fact-checking Biden and ripping his credibility to SHREDS. Read this. They even promote Trump. Has Hell frozen over?! Lmao
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For Boston's next sculpture revealing: "The Common Liberal"
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Or what?
You gonna throw your wine box at them and hit them with your "Live, Laugh, Love" sign?
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I sincerely appreciate the support on this thread. His death did not bring me the peace I had expected. I say "expected" b/c I knew, deep in my heart, that Karma would come for Parker. It's been a really difficult day, and I had to step away for a while. You all are loved. ❤️
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Since I'm shadowbanned, and hardly anyone can see my tweets anyway, I'm just gonna post whatever I want. Lol
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@Alphafox78
It also magically changes the caliber of the rounds and turns it from a rifle into an 'assault' rifle capable of exploding the moon. Them's just facts.
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@elonmusk
@BreitbartNews
Trump is more of an ideology in the flesh; that's why Conservatives do and always will stand with him. He spoke for us when nobody else would. He was our voice when we were censored. Trump lives on because the American dream is what a majority of us want. And he wants it, too.
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@ultabeauty
@DavidLopezzz
ULTA IS BLOCKING WOMEN WHO CAME HERE TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES AND ALL OTHER WOMEN!!!!!! Look up "Ulta blocked", and it's astonishing!! Not only are you erasing us in real life, but silencing our voices!!!! So we will return the favor!
#BoycottUltaBeauty
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My son is 7.
My daughter is 15.
I have never showered with either of them, at any age, because it's FUCKING DISGUSTING.
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Seeing all of these Twitter employees posting their rantings publicly for all to see really sheds light on why so many conservatives were suspended for menial infractions for so long; they're just a bunch of petulant, narcissistic, vengeful, petty overgrown children.
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The Biden White House, and Biden himself, have been Fact-Checked THREE times this week. 😂😂😂 Go Elon.
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God, I'm really gonna enjoy the meltdown over this.
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@VERBAL_CHANCLA
@ultabeauty
@DavidLopezzz
They're blocking women who went to the tweet to defend themselves and all other women. Not just erasing us, but silencing us.
#BoycottUltaBeauty
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@robreiner
If you were a conservative, you'd know he had nothing to do with it, and that plenty of us reported it to the FBI *weeks* in advance, and they did nothing. Keep drinking the Kool-Aid, Robbie.
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My son is 6, and just like his mother, doesn't keep his mouth shut when he has an opinion.
While in Target, we passed a family of maskers. My son rolled his eyes and droned out, "Wow. Liiiiberaals". And yes, they 100% heard him.
And yes, I 100% laughed my ass off.
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Now
@EsteeLauder
, a long with
@ultabeauty
is parading a man around in
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, talking about what it means to be a woman. This is no better than blackface. This is a dude. They won't define a woman, call us "birthing people", & now caricature men as women?
#BoycottEsteeLauder
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The hammer used to attack Paul Pelosi has been recovered from the crime scene. Thankfully, he's okay.
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@joncoopertweets
Because he hasn't committed a crime, genius. Just because CNN whiners say he should be arrested doesn't mean it's actually true. God. Who ties your shoes for you in the morning?
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Krystle Mathews (D) has deleted her Twitter page right after she lost tonight 😂 The Red Wave is on strong!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Prime example of why I can't stand Libertarians. It's a wasted vote, and hands the Democrats the wins in a lot of cases.
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@MrAndyNgo
@jaford57
They get what they vote for. I am just emotionless for left wing cities anymore.
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@tedlieu
My son at 8 weeks. You can see his little hand popping forward at the top. Don't sit there and pretend to know anything about pregnancy--and lie--when you clearly know nothing about it, just to push some baby-killing agenda.
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@MrSantosNY
@elonmusk
Know what the first step to avoiding this is? Stop calling them "migrants" and refer to them as what they are: illegal aliens. Everyone needs to stop pandering with these snowflakes words.
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@robreiner
Lemme fix that for you.
"If a woman can still murder her own child", "I'm preemptively saying the GOP cheated because they're gonna win", "It's a Constitutional Federal Republic, not a Democracy, but I'm a liberal, so I didn't research that".
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I searched and searched for the perfect dog, and knew when I found it, I'd know. After over 200 dogs and five states' worth of looking, I took one look at this sweet rescue girl a month ago and knew she was the one. I decided that if she was still available at Christmas time, it
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Know what's fucked up?
Joe Biden can pardon Hunter Biden.
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@Alphafox78
A gas leak. My neighbor's house blew up approx 10 years ago or so, and they had a gas leak, and some pilot light or some such shit caused the house to blow.
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Someone check on Will Ferrell tonight 😂😂😂
Greg Abbott ✅ over Beto
Brian Kemp ✅ over Abrams
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Wtf? Catturd temporarily restricted? And all of us losing hundreds or thousands of followers all at the same time?
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@chrislhayes
Maybe because crime has risen with certain demographics and they're just showing the news. I know you're not used to news being anything other than Don Lemon's opinion, but welcome to adulthood.
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I ❤️ TOXIC MASCULINITY
Keep being the real men you are. Real women love it.
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I haven't been posting much because I've been sick as shit. They're testing for everything under the sun, but so far, we've just concluded that I am a hot mess. Will be back later in Full-Asshole Force. Love you all. 🇺🇸❤️
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@harryjsisson
Harry, it's evidence. Welcome to grown up world. You're more upset that she showed it then you are that Hunter Biden DID IT. That says more about you than it does about MTG.
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"Doesn't feel safe". Hmm...
Oh, you mean, unsafe like women feel when we have to share a bathroom with a man simply because he put on a dress and pretends to be female?
Ohh, you mean unsafe like women feel when our teen daughters are forced to share a restroom with a boy at
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@davidhogg111
@jrpsaki
This picture should be put in the dictionary for the definition of "beta".
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This is a grizzly bear claw. As tourist season ramps up with warmer weather, your un-friendly Montanan (me) is reminding you that grizzlies have five of these on each paw and will absolutely ruin your day. Don't approach the wildlife. And get TF out of my way when I'm driving.❤️
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@POTUS
LMFAO you, of ALL people, should not be talking about inflation being worse under anyone else. I could put my 7 year old in office and he'd do a better job.
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@politico
I'm going to lose my mind. How the fuck do people buy this crap?? Lol I mean seriously, you have to have lukewarm temperature IQ to think Newsom is a good governor.
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With Arizona machines not working and Pennsylvania running out of paper, I think we're all thinking the same thing...
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@libsoftiktok
I'm going to make a response video to this, but replace "white" with "black" and see how people react. It's racism, and racism isn't okay on either side.
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@RealJamesWoods
@DineshDSouza
When he ended it with "GOOD DAY!!" part of me wanted to become a viking.
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We've hit 42° below zero. All you "Yellowstone" fans are gonna have to come to terms with the fact that it's a frozen Hellscape up here in Montana lol.
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If you praise a woman for aborting her child because "she did what was best for herself", then I hope you also praise the men who abandon their children because "he did what was best for himself".
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Do you think they make Biden wear those little squeaky shoes so they can find him when he wanders off aimlessly in the White House?
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I was at the gas station and the cashier was offended by this guy's Don't Tread On Me hat. I said, "You don't like that?" and he shrugged. I turned and lowered my coat so he could read my shirt that says "I lubricate my AR 15 with liberal tears". Never seen someone so irritated.
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@POTUS
Now do how many people have 2, 3, or even 4 jobs to be able to afford living in the U.S. under oppressive inflation caused by your administration.
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This is why I don't let my kids have social media, and why I call out the sexualization of minors without apology. Because our society is attempting to normalize this shit. Instagram is only sorry because they were caught.
#Pedogram
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Prayers to Nancy Pelosi's husband as he recovers from being attacked by a naked man with a hammer.
But if you're gonna have a sleepover with your homeless drug addicted friend while your wife's outta town, then just say that.
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Alyssa Milano is super duper smart. Like that time she tried to virtue signal and didn't know that the Nazis created Volkswagen.
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