madison
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death 🫶.
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holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??.
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get that ipad away from that child.
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when i tell you this right here is the NASTIEST bitch ive ever served in my life. .
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every time a beautiful woman embraces her beautiful nose, an angel gains its wings.
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“turn off your ac 🥺” how about YOU turn off fucking times square if you care about the power grid so much.
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JUST DID THIS TO A LADY ON THE SUBWAY AND IT WORKED.
i’ve gotten three different people to stop watching loud videos in public by staring at them like this until they stopped.
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i mean this with love, i think some of you are deeply unwell.
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some of the top days to be on twitter:. 1. luigi mangione face reveal day.2. uhc ceo shot day.3. kissinger death day.4. titanic sub day.5. trump covid day.6. queen elizabeth death day.7. george santos paparazzi pic day.
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watched a tiktok about how servers in paris are asking american tourists to leave 20% tips and OH HO HO how les tables have fucking turned.
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we should do psychological studies on why when you say “just like that” to a man in bed it makes him think that it’s the perfect time to switch it up.
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i mean absolutely no offense, but i really, truly, genuinely think it’s detrimental in a broad and long term social sense that we now associate having an interest in literally anything at all with autism.
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“how can you kiss for 20 minutes” “it’s cringe to call your partner my love” dear god do none of you YEARN? have you never felt LUST or ADORATION? fake romantics and quack lovers, the lot of you!.
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in order to be a True Hater you must be a undoubtedly a Lover. not many understand this.
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crazy how there’s not a single serve.
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have you guys ever wondered what happened to alfalfa from little rascals? oh boy do i have news for you.
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i absolutely love dogs but i think we’ve become entirely too permissive as a culture with thinking they can and should be taken everywhere.
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my most american take is that fahrenheit is actually superior to celsius in a practical, human sense. like 100 is hot and 0 is cold, that’s so straightforward. if it’s a nice day it’s essentially 65%-70% hot out. like duh it just makes sense.
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a lot of people qrt like “try that in nyc and see how it goes”. i’m going to hold your hand when i tell you this.
JUST DID THIS TO A LADY ON THE SUBWAY AND IT WORKED.
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i hope we’re all able to set aside our differences, come together, and focus on bullying elon musk and jd vance into a type of body dysmorphia heretofore unseen by man.
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well PERSONALLY i can’t imagine talking about a friend like this.
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a lot of people lack basic manners and decency and think it makes them cool and edgy. learn table manners, don’t show up to things empty handed, write cards, talk to your neighbors, hold the door for people, etc. you don’t even have to be THAT nice just be considerate.
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?.
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i’ve been pro-palestine for my entire adult life and it’s been wild to see how many people i know have shifted their views just because israelis cannot help but be openly insane.
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last night i was serving this 3 top (two guys and one lady) and on god every time one of the guys would get up to go to the bathroom she’d start making out with the other.
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seeing the tiger cub model after a few glasses of wine
tiger cub model at museum of natural history in copenhagen. btw. if u care.
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i told my long distance friend about you in a 20 minute voice memo and they think you’re a real bitch.
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everyone needs to stop saying shit like this. even as a joke. it is so very much not the climate to be promoting the idea that women belong in the home.
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remember when a bunch if israeli men gang raped a teenage english girl, filmed it, and then when they got back to israel (without punishment) people were cheering “the brit is a whore” in the streets?.
I’m starting to think these people have an unhealthy relationship with sexual violence.
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when i worked at red lobster this family came in. parents actively didn’t gaf that their kids were running around, screaming, throwing things, etc. one kid climbed on a chair, then jumped off backwards, hit his mouth on the way down, and shatter his entire top row of teeth—.
now i may be speaking out of turn and i know parenting is exhausting but i feel like if you’re failing so hard at keeping an eye on your child at the doctor’s office that a random 25 year old childless woman is the only one who has noticed that he has climbed on a chair, taken.
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can i be soooo real:.the fact that the submersible guys died without being able to perceive the process of dying is sooooo trippy to me. like it genuinely fucks with my mind that it happened faster than their brains would be able to process it. and also that they disintegrated.
Simulation shows what happens to human body in a submersible implosion
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this man on the subway was repeatedly harassing a woman, being disgusting, invading her space, etc.tell me fucking why me and the other women around tried to intervene and tell him off but all the young, fit guys around just stood silent and looked at the ground.
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have a wedding to go to and i just found the prettiest vintage silk dress. unfortunately it is a very soft pink and i am paranoid of ending up as some tiktok where people do “is this dress too close to white?” discourse.
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there’s nothing more evil than a failed artist.
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i feel like i’m losing my fucking mind. appalachia is under water and cops are stopping people from getting food and diapers. lebanon and palestine are being massacred with US weapons and i’m supposed to just not give a fuck about any of that and cheer on kamala fucking harris?.
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she’s the perfect argument against buccal fat removal because she’s proof that full cheeks keep you looking youthful (at 37).
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europeans: we can ALWAYS spot an american when they visit europe. meanwhile, europeans visiting nyc:
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you can tell when someone is using an impressive sounding word because it’s the correct choice/natural to their vocabulary and when someone is using an impressive sounding word because they googled synonyms and chose the fanciest one.
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every single time i use my oven my i remember that story of the girl being over at a guy’s house and him baking something for her and saving “i hate this part” before sticking his bare hands in to pull it out.
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gen z repackaged slut shaming as “dressing for the male gaze vs the female gaze”, kicked the anti aging fixation into overdrive, get googly eyed over trad content, then do a i’m stupid wittle girl i can’t read or work or watch long movies because im a dumb woman shtick. like bffr.
I’m sorry we can quibble over the failings of sex positivity forever, but what we’re not gonna do is act as if Gen Z women finally beat patriarchy. Like, what an insane thing to purport lol.
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not to be a centrist about it but i do think it’s entirely possible to understand how assisted suicide can be beneficial to those who are terminally ill and in pain while also acknowledging that it can be abused to target the poor, homeless, mentally ill, etc.
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i think the only area where men are somehow funnier than women is disordered eating.
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oh is it gentrification? did they gaslight you too? is this so toxic and abusive? maybe they have adhd and this is a trauma response did you ever think of that?.
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cool. she should try being in the “doesn’t come into restaurants 10 minutes to close” era next.
Meryl Streep’s daughter Louisa Jacobson Gummer comes out in new Instagram post:. “blessed to be entering the Joyful New era bb ❤️🔥🏳️🌈”
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guy who’s been kinda flirty with me for a bit just posted a pic of his mom on ig for her birthday and dear god…
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best fuck around and find out moment on tv.
On this day, 25 years ago, The Sopranos episode "Knight In White Satin Armor" premiered.
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every time this video pops up on my tl i have to watch it 3+ times. it’s not enjoyment but something much deeper that compels me
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demisexuality is lowkey so fake and pornbrained. like do you really think with your big adult brain that everyone BUT YOU walks around horned up and dying to fuck anything that moves all the time?. “i need an emotional connection!” most people do. you’re not special.
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not to be a total asshole but this pro ana account popped up on my tl and the (very underweight) girl was complaining about being a “feminine girl with a masculine build”….like babe i can tell you what really helps a “feminine build” but you’re not gonna like the answer
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i’m sure her family (the von donnersmarck) was up to totally normal and innocuous things in europe during the ‘30s and ‘40s
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the thing i remember most about that job was just how fucking terrible so many parents were. not just exhausted, stretched thin, etc all of which are understandable. just straight up careless, selfish, negligent parents whose kids suffered the consequences of that.
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once a friend’s roommate woke up to find her car gone. she filed a police report and about a week went by. turns out her car (parked on the street) had been hit in a hit and run in the middle of the night and the cops had towed and impounded it. they made HER pay to get it back.
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we hate a meanspirited, doesn’t-pay-her-check, “do you know who my father is” ass bitch.
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oh you “liked” my instagram story? you tapped your little thumb on the little heart and liked it?? be a real man and just have sex with me.
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i get why it happens on tiktok (censorship) but if you’re a grown adult saying “d-worded” “unalived” “seggs” “gRaped” in any other non-tiktok context you need to be put in the stocks in the town square and pelted with tomatoes.
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tf do you mean you almost named her TANK BOW but went with WHIMSY LOU instead
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i’ve seen you irl multiple times. you should probably sit this one out.
I don’t like the Māori woman w the mean face.
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ambulance is called then the mom says “i can’t deal with this” and shoves her screaming, bloody, injured child in my gm’s arms and walks off. her kid was injured because she couldn’t pay attention in the first place and then she couldn’t even bother to comfort him.
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the average zionist starts crying and pissing and shitting themselves when they see a keffiyeh in public but then gets online and talks about how they want to swim in the blood of dead palestinians.
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GUYS IT HAPPENED AGAIN.this table had a check for $640 and they left $500 cash. when my manager confronted them the guy got started screaming that that’s “all they felt like paying” so then the manager called nypd.
now i have a table that signed a large party contract and now that they’re finished with their meal, after saying how good it was the whole time, they’re like “actually we DONT want to pay the $2,000 check”.
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some of the nicest people i’ve served, in no particular order, off the top of my head:.jim parsons, troye sivan, diana agron, channing tatum, charli xcx, hoda kotb, malia obama, kirsten dunst.
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so my job that does all the labor law violations just sent me home for my shirt “not being white enough”.which even my coworkers are saying just seemed like retaliation (not the first instance) for calling out management. now i’m out ~$300 and asking if anyone has legal advice
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last time i tweeted about how french tourists in the us don’t tip the french were up in arms with their “it iz not our job to pay ze wages” but suddenly….
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you know sometimes people are single because they’re deeply unlikable.
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she’s a 10 but she feeds you poisonous mushrooms to keep you weak and vulnerable and dependent on her.
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let it be known i’ve served rupert murdoch, paul ryan, steve bannon, the kushners, jeff bezos, etc and all of whom had better manners and were at the very least more polite than this cunt. like none of them started screaming and throwing a tantrum in the restaurant.
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between the chappell roan merch discourse and the sweater discourse i think some of you are not grasping that actually clothing SHOULD cost a lot more, especially if it’s well/ethically made, and that that means you probably should own less.
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for anyone who does want to make friends, i had to build my social life from scratch when i moved. i met A LOT of people from twitter but also from just going out (bars, coffee shops, museums, shopping).but the main thing was *I* had to take initiative and put myself out there.
how do people make friends as adults :(.
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baffling to me the way people who are around my age talk about their dogs. all this “i cant leave my dog alone for even a second or it will literally die”.i’m no expert but i had dogs all growing up and they’d be home alone while we were at school/work and they were happy/health.
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listen i’m not a parent but i’ve taken care of a lot of kids of a variety of ages for extended amounts of time and i just feel like YOU picked a fight with a CHILD and you’re whining about it.
this actually frustrates me… this was only a hard morning because U made it hard
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i think a lot more people do sex work than everyone realizes.
no offense but how are so many of you living well in nyc while unemployed.
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now i have a table that signed a large party contract and now that they’re finished with their meal, after saying how good it was the whole time, they’re like “actually we DONT want to pay the $2,000 check”.
christmas eve service update: table got kicked out for trying to fight a manager because they didn’t like their table.
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Reminder: if you make dumb jokes about how your problems would be solved if you were a stripper but instead you have “morals” you’re a dick. 1. Sex work is real work. It’s not easy.2. nothing “immoral” about stripping.3. You’re struggling bc of capitalism not morals or strippers.
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i’ll vote for kamala harris if she, at the VERY least, agrees to an arms embargo against israel. so instead of lecturing me with your “but trump” bullshit i think you liberals should start pressuring her to be a better candidate and actually make plans to stop a genocide.
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long story short, she didn’t like our dessert selection and had a meltdown. refused to pay for the whole check, screamed about how her father wouldn’t be happy about this etc etc. claimed we should’ve figured out an alternative for her that she would like, was mad she was told no.
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calling it degenerative AI the way only idiots need to use it.
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utah is an experiment in “what if we took the most sublime, beautiful place in the country and put some of the craziest people imaginable in charge of it”.
utah is so beautiful it pisses me off. why does somewhere so gorgeous also have to be so deeply cursed and backwards!!!!!!!!!!!????!???????!?!!.
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the tolerance for others and their culture leaving my body the moment a tourist stops short in middle of the sidewalk
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in total sincerity, i think it’s alarming how puritanical people are getting regarding sex, nudity, etc and i don’t know how so many of the more left leaning people who engage in this prudish behavior/thinking don’t see how reactionary it all is.
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speaking from experience!.when i was charged with a felony carrying a life sentence (tldr rinsing out a paint bucket at a protest) my bail was originally set at $50k.after massive, international backlash it was reduced to $25k (then a judge waived it entirely). give this DA hell!.
A Florida woman has been charged for ending a call with BlueCross BlueShield with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose. You people are next.”. She was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, and her bond was set at $100,000.
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“free trips to settler colonial apartheid genocide states are good actually”
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also i know new yorkers can be assholes but im sorry you guys borderline fetishize violence when you act like someone will get stabbed here for breathing wrong. bffr that’s not really how it is and it hasn’t been that way for decades. interrogate why you desire that violence.
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i’m sorry but unless it’s a trained service dog, your dog simply does not need to come with you on all your errands and be there for every function of your life.
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