Kamil C
@kchoudhu
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Every time a US company raises its streaming prices on me, I cancel and resubscribe from Bangladesh.
Today it's Spotify's turn; they used to get $12.99 a month from me, but will be getting ~$2.40 a month going forward.
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Outstanding, he is securing the raw materials which drive Tesla’s share price.
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Tell me you have never talked to a F-22 pilot without telling me you have never talked to an F-22 pilot.
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@Bitfinexed
Like Bangladesh fought an entire war for the right to speak Bengali. Netflix force dubbing the world's entertainment to Bangla would be the ultimate victory for the nation's founders.
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Jeremy Irons in Margin Call is one of the most terrifying performances I've ever seen in a movie.
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7AM: I am going to write a script to optimize my taxes.
4PM: $200 is a reasonable amount to pay for tax software.
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[Reminder that Tesla's main product is its share price, the electric cars are a sideshow]
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@laurenmwhite
To be fair I’m pretty sure Tom Cruise has been a deep fake since at least 1984...
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So a wild thing that has happened in the used car market is that my low-mileage 2017 Honda Accord is now worth more than what I bought it for in 2017.
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My thesis is that the only thing that has kept Twitter moderately usable is its unceasing focus on not increasing shareholder value.
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I just heard the term “sub primate lending crisis” in reference to ape nft degens getting margin called.
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Fond memories of the time I was told to STFUB (shut the f*** up, brother) in the Bay Ridge mosque when I pointed out that our prayers were all heading off into space even though we were ostensibly facing the Kabah.
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@wooglooskr
Content is based on access location, which for me is... extremely variable. I haven't noticed things dropping out of my library as I travle.
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It doesn’t matter if you have an MBA or a CFA, you’re still going to end up working for Chadforth Laxbro IV who has a 2.8 from Dartmouth.
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I mean sure but also electrical engineering as a profession has spent literal decades hazing the shit out of students for no reason whatsoever.
Outside of expatriation, a lot of what ails the US semi industry is entirely self inflicted.
CHIPS critics say it won't work because U.S. lacks a semiconductor workforce. This is circular. U.S. lost that workforce because industry expatriated itself. How do you bring that workforce back if TSMC et al don't start building in U.S.?
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I love how we've gone from "lol retail goes brrr" to "reminder that circuit breakers kick in at 7%"
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Young lady checking us out from the hotel was from Ukraine, I made some conventional small talk about hoping her loved ones are ok, she whips out phone and shows me video her husband sent her of using a rocket launcher to take out a tank.
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Pretty rad that there's a leader of a country daytrading his country's foreign exchange reserves on bitcoin.
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@ryxcommar
@DocuSign
How many times have we discussed not threatening to fire 5500 people online.
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"Your COVID test must be taken 72 hours before your flight is scheduled to land."
🙃
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Correct: this is why you never see hard science or engineering students at rallies in support of anything.
I think the skeleton key to every elite campus controversy is that the classes are too easy and the students aren’t doing enough homework.
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Note from desk reminding us that there isn't enough lithium on earth for Tesla to sell its way to its current share price.
On earth, desk analyst. On earth.
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This is actually a scandal and we should be making way more noise about it.
The IRS says by mid-2022, the only way to log in to will be through , an ID verification service where applicants have to submit copies of bills/ID documents, as well as live selfies via a webcam or mobile.
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The world is awesome. Stop trying to make your clinical depression a universal experience.
Before entering this insanely cruel, unjust, and bizarre world none of us had an interest, desire, or any form of consent to come into it. Forcing someone into the world isn’t caring, selfless, kind, and it certainly isn’t a personal choice or doing someone a favor.
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@botticellibimbo
These are the not the rap lyrics I would have predicted for 2023, but hey, brave new world.
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My considered opinion after getting married and having kids is that people should get married younger and have kids younger.
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The point of finance is to fund literally everything else in life, not seek arbs for the rest of your existence. This guy’s family will never have to think about a roof over their head again: he has won, be a friend and throw him a party.
Buddy just paid off his 2.5% interest 30-year mortgage.
He worked 43 overtime shifts last year at the fire station.
Where I work, that’s about 95k in addition to his salary.
He had 150k in savings.
Dropped it all to pay off his mortgage.
Schools should teach life finance.
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Amazon understands that AI is going to become a commodity. They are going to wait for everyone else to do the hard work and then they’ll do what they do best: deploy commodity hardware to do commodity workloads.
It's interesting watching the really Big Tech companies formulate their AI strategy.
Microsoft is going all in, as is Google.
But Apple and Amazon are waiting in the wings, dipping their toes in quietly, but mostly still observing.
Those two companies wasted a lot of money and…
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@DavidAstinWalsh
Communications in general. You may hate what we've done with it, but you aren't paying for minutes or texts, and contact is pervasive, cheap and plentiful.
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Huge mistake.
On this day in 1969: the first internet message was sent.
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The true tragedy of adulthood must be finally having unlimited funds for books and video games and no time to read or play them.
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I distinctly remember having to send Paul (or one of his minions) an email asking to be excused from class so that I could register myself with the government's NSEERS (i.e. Muslim alien registration) program.
Overall, Americans took 9/11 pretty calmly. Notably, there wasn't a mass outbreak of anti-Muslim sentiment and violence, which could all too easily have happened. And while GW Bush was a terrible president, to his credit he tried to calm prejudice, not feed it 2/
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From my Stay At Home Dad group... I think we may be in a bubble?
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@AnotherJennD
@jennyleeshee
@surlybassey
Can confirm, carrying fake-sleeping children makes being a dad extremely worthwhile.
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I don't know how the Elon Share Price Generation machine will interact with the Twitter Constant Shareholder Value machine, but the future is guaranteed to be interesting.
My thesis is that the only thing that has kept Twitter moderately usable is its unceasing focus on not increasing shareholder value.
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There are a shocking number of people on Fintwit with absurd amounts of fascinating domain specific knowledge and like, 500 followers.
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@martin509984
@BuddyYakov
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"I would like to reform our system to mimic this thing from a country that I have never been to and do not understand in any way, shape or form"
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To the barista at Starbucks who said “that’s a beautiful dress” to the trans person in front of me, clearly making her day: that was a good way to make everyone’s day better.
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I’m brown as fuck and I order this as will, the market never lies about what is actually delicious.
White people ordering butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant has the same energy as them ordering enchiladas, margaritas, and chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant
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Read to the end.
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@quantian1
Dude spent a decade talking about genes and intelligence and wouldn’t you know it his kid is at the right end of the bell curve.
Amazing!
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Every else is congratulating Gen-Z on their cratering belief in God, and I’m just sitting here terrified of what they will replace religion with.
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If any of these guys are crying about getting a vaccine, I'll eat my hat.
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“We gutted the state capacity that was there to prevent this disaster, so clearly it is the state’s fault it happened”
Brainworms.
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For sure,
@matt_levine
goes into some depth on how the buyers may have gotten themselves quite a deal.
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::takes a rip from bong::
What if we like, put police on the blockchain?
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@SarahTaber_bww
The recurring theme on /r/nursing is that administrators know that if they increase wages now they will not be able to reduce them after the current shock passes, and are therefore resorting to (frankly) abusive labor practices to muddle through until wage pressure abates.
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I'm sitting in the middle of a perfect shitstorm of systems non-interoperability with three vendors who refer to Berkshire Class B stock as BRKB, BRK/B and BRK-B.
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Are prayers particles...
@kchoudhu
Prayers are obviously subject to gravity and travel exactly at orbital velocity, come in.
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@LauraFlowD
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It's funny because they got their hands on spices and then used them in the most pedestrian possible way for hundreds of years.
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This picture is a perfect distillation of the future we're building for ourselves with technology.
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Anyone who thinks of working for this guy in the future should demand a 40-50% up front signing bonus.
Call it the asshole hiring fee.
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I issued a couple of ill-advised DROP TABLES in what I thought was a dev server and took out mortgage trading for Goldman Sachs the day before Lehman went under.
All right, ops types: what’s the biggest production blunder you’ve made?
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The summer before I left for college, I visited my grandfather in Bangladesh for what turned out to be the very last time. I will never forget his parting words: "Good luck, and remember to never talk to anyone on campus about the Middle East."
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TFW you discover that all the hardcore libertarians in Silicon Valley would like to live in a society actually.
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