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Voted “Most Likely To Appear on Wikipedia’s ‘List of Largest Trading Losses’” among graduating class
Joined January 2015
Lmao OpenAI with the secondary sale at a massive valuation hike. Hope everybody there has fun securing the bag on this one.
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Diddler on the Roof.
POTUS is on the roof of the White House— asked why he’s up there, he shouts back to us through his hands: “just taking a little walk”
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I hope everyone is excited for American Chernobyl to happen when they try to launch a fueled nuclear reactor on Starship for no actual reason.
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Not to mention that the back half of the 1400s following the end of the Hundred Year's War was one of the more comparatively peaceful periods in Europe, which isn't surprising since the continent was still recovering from a massive demographic trough and lacked excess population.
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This passage is a perfect Graeberism because the vibes feel right despite every individual fact being totally wrong. The Black Death was in the 1350s, the Ottomans didn't take Constantinople until 1453, they didn't push into Central Europe until Suleiman in the 1500s!.
Graeber claims on page 308 that the black death caused cities to default on their bonds in the 1400s, but he does not cite any source, and as far as i can find online, municipal bonds weren't invented at the time.
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The fact that the top in Metaplanet corresponded to them saying they wanted to acquire profitable businesses instead of just issuing stock to buy Bitcoin is very apropos.
JUST IN: 🇯🇵 Metaplanet CEO Simon says they plan to borrow against their #Bitcoin “to buy profitable businesses”: FT. “Maybe it is acquiring a digital bank in Japan.”
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Do you think you could save shareholders money by firing your chief investment officer and just using his ChatGPT account instead?
I’m joining ProCap as Chief Investment Officer. Here’s how @APompliano and I plan to build on the platonic ideal of a sovereign treasury—. Purpose-built. Permanent. Principled. To lead the post-fiat era anchored in the ideals of the Bitcoin Standard. Bitcoin is the hurdle rate.
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I was vehemently opposed to cutting Tao's grant until I learned that he posted on Mastodon, and now I'm pretty sure he should be deported to Australia.
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Bloomberg push notifications informing you that your bonus needs to be 39% higher to afford a Patek this year
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Ok but God personally interceded to destroy Numenor for their attempts to usurp the Valar at the behest of Sauron and scattered the few surviving humans across the world. That’s like a very pivotal thing that happened in the lore.
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Got FIG borrow. Someone stop me before I make a horrible mistake.
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they should diversify this with a 2x figma 1x etherum return stacking fund, that's much more appropriate for retail investors.
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I hate this market so much.
New filing for a 2x Figma ETF, the stock that just had its IPO today w a 250% pop (the most ever apparently for an IPO that was over $500m according to Renaissance).
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AI written tweet.
President Trump’s $1,000 Baby Account, thanks to the One Big Beautiful Bill, doesn’t replace Social Security—it supplements it. Every newborn becomes a stakeholder in America’s future. Compounding wealth, not government dependence.
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figma bulls. *FIGMA SHARES INDICATED TO OPEN AT $85/$90 EACH, IPO PRICE $33.
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Everybody is dunking on this guy but this is straightforwardly correct. Intelligence is far less relevant than experience and domain knowledge for many important jobs! You wouldn't feel very confident about being wheeled into surgery by Dr. Grigori Perelman!.
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Everyone who knows anything about GDP accounting knew the Q2 print would be amazing because it reversed last quarter’s giant import surge, but the pro-Trump people are so desperate for a win they’re victory lapping consumption dropping like a rock.
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