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Voted “Most Likely To Appear on Wikipedia’s ‘List of Largest Trading Losses’” among graduating class
Joined January 2015
If you wanted to be a hero you could sell gold here and cover if it goes back to ATHs
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They're cooking up Woke 5.0 on Bluesky while the rest of the world is still on Woke 2.0
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Incredible bit of discourse on Bluesky this morning where someone suggested it’s racist to say Mamdani had a great performance in the debate because as a POC using the word “performance” suggests a minstrel show
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Dawg my "national security index" is like 50% scams, we are losing the war to China.
𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘆'𝘀 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗲𝘅: 𝗥𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵s $TMC TMC the Metals Company $UAMY United States Antimony $MP MP Materials $USAR USA Rare Earth $IDR Idaho Strategic Resources $NB NioCorp $UUUU Energy Fuels $CRML Critical Metals
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Just some minor housekeeping here, please disregard for the moment: "rgzyxe981a0s5p7s4k9yzk2c5h9fhwmfnhhto5z351hdo6mx6fuuiwum4r0gnn0xci3rnuvip1lupwgp691hvib0fj8mvix0lon"
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Fascinating. Please consider my counter-offer, though:
1/ 🇺🇸 Today, @CAForever submitted detailed plans for the next great American city, an hour north of Silicon Valley, including: Solano Foundry, America’s largest manufacturing park, Solano Shipyard, our largest shipyard, and walkable neighborhoods for 400,000 Californians.
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Obama commutes to his library in one of these to sit in a perfect dodecahedron in a stark white room and meditate
Obama's Presidential library is literally one of the ugliest buildings I've seen in my life
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Very puzzling that a company I’m short is down 20%. Thought that kind of thing didn’t happen anymore.
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Just a quick detour to build the gooner bot but we promise to cure cancer next
SAM ALTMAN SAYS OPENAI WILL ALLOW EROTICA FOR ADULT USERS - AXIOS
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Contest participants have not covered themselves in glory: the best pick so far, LULU, is only down 55%. The average short is +21%, and the count-weighted average is +28%. Twitter user picks averaged +22%, while Woko Haram over at Bluesky fared much better at only +5%.
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they're doing this to macron next week
📜Vote on the Penalty for Louis XVI 📍First French Republic 🇫🇷 🗓️January 17, 1793 🏛️National Convention 🟢361 Immediate Death Penalty 📗26 Death Penalty and Discuss Postponement (Mailhe Amendment) 📕44 Suspended Death Penalty 🔴290 Lenient Penalties
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Shorts that have worked this year: Low-quality financials Booze and drugs IPOs that popped a zillion percent Anything exposed to low-end consumers (ex-AEO) High-coupon boomer income slop Bitcoin treasuries (post-Q2) Shorts that ripped your face off: Everything else I think?
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Metaplanet touched 1.0x NAV today, I guess everybody got bored of bitcoin treasuries and moved on to nuclear-powered AI datacenters instead.
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"We have finally found a use case for our quantum computers: running this great algorithm we developed!" "May I see this algorithm run on one of your machines?"
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IONQ +10% on the news that they published a quantum chemistry algorithm which they have not run or validated on an actual quantum computer (a curious omission given they build them, unless they did actually run it and filedrawer the results for being total garbage vs. simulation)
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After careful consideration I’ve decided to announce I’ll be marrying Bill Ackman’s socialist daughter. We’ve never met and I don’t know her name or anything, but I’m sure at least 3 of my Twitter followers will be able to make an introduction, so please slide into my DMs if so.
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