
Matt Levine
@matt_levine
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hi.1. my newsletter is still free.2. it is called Money Stuff .3. you can sign up for it here .
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A newsletter about Wall Street, finance and other stuff.
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It should not be a scarlet letter to be deemed a newsletter.
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Also private credit as the new banking and the SEC’s Project Crypto.
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This newsletter is well-positioned to benefit from federal or state-level incentives, such as grants, tax credits, government contracts or preferential procurement programs.
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Also trend following, a Trump SPAC and a mortgage settlement.
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This newsletter has been an embarrassment internally, but its failure isn’t a big concern.
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Not legal advice. Also Builder.ai, Boring Co., Harvard and AI.
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This newsletter doesn’t need to be evil — or even particularly smart.
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Also Kalshi bets, Robey Warshaw, ETHZilla, and putting Bitcoin on your credit card.
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I will develop a plan to bring disciplined newsletter governance, proper capital allocation, strategic foresight and operational excellence to Money Stuff.
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Also Sinovac, Daily Journal and an insurance correlation trade.
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My fellow apes, gather ’round, because your boy is about to drop some newsletter that’ll make your tendies rain from the sky.
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Also the meme-stock revival, home insurance and tokenized crypto treasury companies.
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Readers are welcome to put forward any newsletter proposals that they’d like.
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Also Tesla and xAI, alpha capture and an NFT treasury company.
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This newsletter is misunderstood or hated by the market.
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AI, negative ownership, no-crypto indexes and ChatGPT Agent.
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This newsletter aligns with Money Stuff's ongoing commitment to combating market corruption and enhancing shareholder value.
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Also ETF heartbeats, crypto lending, Libor transition collusion and meme-stock investment.
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I understand the intent of this language, of the whole newsletter, because I wrote it.
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Also Goldman’s new career path, Trump Media’s Bitcoin treasury, Hess’s JV agreement, Polymarket’s derivatives exchange and Jane Street’s partner list.
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I track usage of words like huzz, soyboy, baddie, or mewing, not just to use in text messages with friends, but to include in this newsletter.
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Also slang memecoins, LQR House, collusion on earnings calls and three-page résumés.
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Financial history is littered with examples of newsletters that have entered new markets in a rather Looney Tunes style, surrounded by a cloud of dust, only to be flattened to a pancake by a large anvil marked Money Stuff.
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Also prime brokerage, private-wealth risks and the Strategy premium.
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Math olympiad champs have long felt the smart money — the low-risk, high-reward wager — was at Money Stuff.
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Also tariffs in credit agreements, JPMorgan private credit, Windsurf’s second exit and quants going to AI labs.
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Virtually no one thought about the dust, bugs, pet hair, skin cells, mold spores, and all the other gunk that piles up inside this newsletter.
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Also the Windsurf deal, duct cleaning, tokenization and HYPE.
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In this newsletter, I made a decision to write down all of my personal experiences with intelligences beyond ours and past lives I had become aware of.
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Gambling losses, hedge-fund AI agents, Hunterbrook, legal fees and self-publishing.
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This newsletter led to unanticipated connections, relationships, and experiences.
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Also a gold treasury company, spot-fixing, anti-woke funds and a Buffett bet.
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Investors are telling me ‘we like the taste and the kick of Money Stuff but would like to trim the caffeine and sugar.'
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CME, Diet ARK, no-dividend ETF, more Jane Street options and vending machines.
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This newsletter is counterintuitive, unexpected, and initially met with significant skepticism and incredulity.
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SEBI, MSOs, America Party.
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We're selling the most expensive newsletter, with mediocre performance. You better do something different, and that’s what we did.
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First Trust, Aspiration Partners, Millennium equity and Bitcoin reserves.
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We fully expected that they would laugh at this newsletter and say, ‘Well, no, of course you can’t do this.’
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Also 23andMe’s board dynamics, Bio-Techne’s stock options and Goldman’s vice presidents.
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