Joe Gibney
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Joining things 10 years after everyone else, let's see what this Twitter thing is. FA Cup RoadToWembley #RoundHopperPro and cricket lover.
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Asking primary school children to keep two metres apart I'm sure will work well and can't possibly go wrong
#BorisJohnson
#BorisHasFailed
#BorisSpeech
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Worst decision of the football season (and that’s saying something) as Rotherham concede a penalty for handball at West Bromwich Albion “inside” the box…
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Good God. Mark Allen vs Reanne Evans. There’s the morning headline...
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Rebekah Vardy loses Coleen Rooney
#wagathachristie
libel trial.
3rd place play-off
Rebekah Vardy vs Amber Heard
(The Hague, International War Crimes Court)
Final
Coleen Rooney vs Johnny Depp
(Wetherspoons)
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Ronnie O'Sullivan to Belgian ref: "Tell me, tell me, what did you see? You tell me what you saw. You saw NOTHING. Go look at the camera. You saw nothing. DON'T START".
Ref: "I had to say something Judd. I HAD to."
Judd: "Couldn't you have said it after the game?"
Ref: "I had to"
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I'm beginning to think that Kim Jong Un is an Arsenal fan living in North Korea and he's had enough of life.
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Haaland substituted in a cost-cutting move by Manchester City to save money on giving away hat-trick balls.
#BBCFootball
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Horse racing shoots itself in the foot: episode 312
Kilbeggan stable staff: We need free water please in this heat, it's a 3 furlong walk to parade ring.
Management: You can have water at a reduced 1 Euro 50.
Stable staff: No
Standoff means racing delayed
@LydiaHislop
@nickluck
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Body language experts would have a field day analysing this. Ronnie O’Sullivan refusing to engage in any way shape or form with WST chairman Steve Dawson. Battles ahead between those two maybe.
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@carolvorders
Johnson handed in his WhatsApps, and in game of poker with Cabinet Office, will see if conversations with other ministers will be released unredacted to the Covid inquiry.
New Private Eye covered Teesside.
ITV launch independent review on Schofield/runner.
Auguste Rodin Derby fav
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If Casualty starts at 8.15pm, then Michael McIntyre's The Wheel at 9pm, does this mean....dare we dream...that Mrs Brown's Boys will be cancelled?
Never in the field of human history have so many people been grateful for Arsenal vs Newcastle going to extra time.
@AlStewartOBE
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When I was 11 years old I was trying on school uniforms before secondary school and sneaking into cinemas showing 'AA' films. When Anna Hursey was 11 years old she was making a highly credible effort in the table tennis at the Commonwealth Games. She should be proud
#bbcgoldcoast
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Tried to ring Tim Bell of Bell Pottinger to see if he has PPI insurance & made a claim yet. No reply. I'll try again in a minute
#Newsnight
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Class all round from Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Martin Brundle ...
"Can I just stop for a second to say what an excellent job you do" 🥹
A wholesome grid walk moment ❤️
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1 of 2 -Mark Williams’ point of view…
@davehendon
@fouldsy147
@Nick_Metcalfe
@philhaigh_
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With BBC Four doing a Childrens' TV night tonight (starting with a tour of TV Centre on Blue Peter 1974), the BBC iplayer now has all 13 episodes of Bagpuss and over 50 episodes of The Clangers.
@archivetvmus71
@transdiffusion
@htwcentral
@woodg31
@russty_russ
@mumoss
@prodnose
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Mark Selby's scoring in frame 22 for the fifteen reds: 1, foul 4, foul 4, 1, foul 4, 1, 1, 1, foul 4, foul 4, foul 4, 1, foul 4, 1.
So he got to 35 points with 7 breaks (if that's the right word) of 1, and 28 points of fouls.
@davehendon
@fouldsy147
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SCENES! Ronnie O'Sullivan & Ali Carter bang shoulders into each other, then words are exchanged. Ronnie "Thought I'd give you one back" Ali "Thank you" Ronnie "S'alright!" Paul Collier tries to restore order. Ronnie "Yeah I'm cool. Cool as a cucumber"
@snookerbacker
@ColinMurray
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Amazing film on
@TalkingPicsTV
later, this isn't your average 1942 "Lets beat the Germans with cups of tea and buttered scones" type of movie, the dark moments in this are very dark indeed, the bright moments and little victories glorious. Highly recommended
English villages stage a fight back... 8:10pm WENT THE DAY WELL (1942)
#LeslieBanks
#MervynJohns
#ThoraHird
wartime drama
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@VictoriaCoren
William Grange's cousin Kathleen (Billy The Cat and Katie Cat), who appeared from 1967 to 1974 in The Beano.
Mind you, if I was trying to stay in disguise, I probably wouldn't write a big letter K on myself.
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@RobertLindsay
If you'd asked Wolfie Smith where the revolution would start, you'd have got a million to one Kensington Town Hall. Scenes
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Almanac alert. Mark Williams steals the cue ball and puts it in his pocket for a joke. But BelgianRef gives him a seven point penalty. So in two failed shots (foul 4, foul 6, he’s 0-17 down!)
@davehendon
@fouldsy147
@Nick_Metcalfe
@philhaigh_
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This Morning and Holly & Phil were definitely booed when the
#NTA
nominations clip was played.
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"England have had a visit from David Beckham and a secret gig from Robbie Williams".
You'd have thought they'd suffered enough already.
#FRAENG
#ENGFRA
#FIFAWorldCup
#BBCFootball
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Luke Littler needed 58 with two darts left, tried single 18 to leave tops for a clear lead of 5-2 in sets. But he accidentally hit 54 to leave double 2. Bamboozled, he missed it. Turning point…
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Any TV executive that looks at the
#FACupDraw
and thinks that Manchester United vs Reading is the pick of the ties should never be allowed near a football match again
@FACupFactfile
@FA_CupJourney
@NonLeagueCrowd
@APCAFC
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Steve McManaman: “Flares being thrown, men dressed as firemen have had to come on”. Everyone else in the world: you mean firemen 🚒
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New FA Cup rule which I made up (so it should become law very soon).
Players to be banned from cheering too loudly & celebrating their goals so as not to be a Spoiler for those watching on telly in the clubhouse on 7 second delay.
@FACupFactfile
@Ollie_Bayliss
@NonLeagueCrowd
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Script probably says ‘Ricky Hatton gives Stephen Mulhern a gentle push’ …
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Another pearl found by
@TalkingPicsTV
on Friday May 3rd at 10pm - Rock City (1973) aka Sound Of The City: London 1964-73. Featuring Turner, Hendrix, Cocker, Bruce, Gilmour, Waters, Stevens, Jagger, Redding, Stewart, and Townshend
@alstewitn
@prodnose
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@NME
".....before security intervened..." Which the video shows was sorely lacking during the presentation with Katherine Ryan. Still want him as your 'Hero Of The Year'? Get this nobody disqualified by the morning
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Match Of The Day has been replaced by Mrs Browns' Boys. Talk about kicking people when they're down
#nofootball
#coronavirus
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A reminder that Sir Terry Wogan got through the shows annually by cracking open the Baileys on song 9. This year, it happens to be the favourite, Loreen for Sweden. Cheers, Terry.
@grahnort
@Rylan
@scott_mills
@ColinMurray
@SimonMcCoyTV
#Eurovision
#Eurovision2023
#bbcEurovision
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#OnThisDay
1971: Eric Morecambe was on fire after being crowned Pipeman of the Year for 1970.
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Prosecco Stormfront there with their new controversial single School's Out (If We Had Our Way)
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Dean Young beats heavy odds-on shot Liang Wenbo in the British Open snooker qualifier.
Despite having no financial involvement, can't begin to tell you how happy this makes me and doubtless many others too.
@kellietext
@SnookerBunnyy
@snookerbacker
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@SkySportsNews
Doubt this would draw a line under the matter... he'd probably miss. (I thank you).
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@Wrexham_AFC
"The following episode of Welcome To Wrexham contains scenes which some viewers may find distressing. Parental Guidance advised".
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Shambles all round. Sky News - Shard, and then a reporter shouting “Is that it?!” as cameras totally miss fireworks. ITV News - Shard, and a mini Big Ben. BBC News - Shard, then bongs 15 seconds EARLY. Proof attached. Would never have happened in
@AlStewartOBE
days
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Andre Previn R.I.P. Yes the music, but on a list of greatest comedy sketches, he surely makes the shortlist
@eric_ernie_col
@eddie_braben
@AlanKelloggs
@alstewitn
@Classicbritcom
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@russty_russ
@woodg31
@transdiffusion
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I’ve seen less slopes at my pub pool table. Snooker FORFEIT!
@Nick_Metcalfe
@kellietext
@fouldsy147
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@BethRigby
This is why Nicola Sturgeon didn't get 100% in her driving test scores.
Didn't see the hazard coming.
(I've unfollowed myself).
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When the team captain is telling their team on the
#onlyconnect
final wall to "Do your jobs", I think that united most people on who they didn't want to win
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@carolvorders
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Sadly, Battle of Britain veteran Squadron Leader Nigel Rose has passed away, aged 99. The Few get fewer. Blue skies sir x
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The snooker debate - you are 30 in front having potted a red, colours left. You can a) pot the black to leave your opponent needing 3 snookers. Or b) roll up behind the black. Aaron Hill chose b, but Lu Ning escapes, then later got the snooker, cleared up, and won the match
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Well
@TalkingPicsTV
hasn't let me down yet in introducing me to Public Eye, Callan, and Special Branch. So I'm hoping that
#Budgie
will prove just as interesting to watch, another show from before my time
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@BethRigby
In The Godfather, the five families spent most of the time hatching plans on how to kill each other, with varying degrees of success.
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@brucemillington
"How far were you beaten?"
"Half a length".
"Oh, so where did you finish?"
"Eighth"
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@ICC
@MRFWorldwide
How DARE you post this tweet. Scotland are not in the Cricket World Cup due to the ICC's rules and regulations. Go away.
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Ref Marcel "David Gilbert to break (breaks) Please make sure the mobiles are switched off please"
Voice "Fuck off"
Ref "Pardon! OK, who was that? You're going straight out!"
(later) Gilbert "About mobiles?"
Ref "No, not about mobiles. Someone shouted at me. It's what he said"
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Good news for GB News which is being bumped considerably up the Virgin Media TV Guide from channel 626 to 604 (3rd next to BBC and Sky rather than 11th on the news channels list) from next Thursday 11th August
@AlStewartOBE
@IsabelWebster_
@GloriaDePiero
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University Challenge losing team smiling and applauding the victors with eye contact. Someone else should take note.
#onlyconnect
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@GabbyLogan
20 sets played (including qualifying) 20 sets won.
Must be something in the water at her school, Dina Asher Smith a former pupil there too
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Sky: "Are Stuart Broad and James Anderson returning?"
New director Rob Key: "Yeah they will...before I was publicly announced I rang them both up and told them that in my opinion, you're available for selection...Ben Stokes is clear, he wants Jimmy and Broady to come back..."
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@MrMichaelSpicer
Putting the Whitehall family on hang gliders is an idea that should be commissioned immediately.
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@Classicbritcom
If the New Years Honours list doesn't list this man as a "Sir" then the world has gone to hell
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@RachelRileyRR
@fifalafel
Don't worry Rachel, it's not a maths question, just a trick question. Boy (5) is wearing two trainers (10) and carrying two cones (4), and with the multiplication sum taking priority, it's 5 + (19 x 2) = 43
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So
@ClaptonUltras
fans have been banned by 2 clubs this week (Southend Manor, Met Police). Can only speak from experience but they're the most enthusiastic fans I've seen, without crossing the line, & do their bit for charity. A poor turn of events
@NonLeagueCrowd
@TonyIncenzo
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On
@TalkingPicsTV
now, Willie Rushton and Lance Percival are dancing with 'bunnies' in a club, and the singer is Dusty Springfield.
Now what other channel could provide that?
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@sarajcox
If the last few weeks' discussion have taught us anything about the Radio 2 Breakfast Show, it has shown the nation's fondness for Sara Cox and her talent. Her moment will come
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Can Si Jiahui win? Rishi : “Lets ask our experts”. John Parrott: “I genuinely honestly never saw him play before this tournament”. BBC Sport not even trying to hide their lack of homework any more. Depressing.
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4 horses down in Kempton flat race, air ambulance sent for 2 stricken jockeys, & some punters asking for a refund? Have a word with yourself
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John McEnroe destroying any nonsense that Andrew Castle is coming up with on a regular basis.
Someone should have done this at Wimbledon years ago.
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If your first thought after the death of Houblon Des Obeaux was to type "What about my money?" then you need to give up betting. Someone's travelling home with an empty horse box...
Following a long Steward's Enquiry, the final race of today has been declared void.
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@RMTunion
Good news, well done all.
Are the strikes for March 30th / April 1st still on at the moment? (As there's still a dispute with train operators?).
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‘No look’ total clearance. A shot last seen performed by Tom Cruise in The Color Of Money…
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@allthestations
A train carriage in Leeming Bar in North Yorkshire. All the polling stations?
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In the
#CheckatradeTrophy
Bury lose a penalty shootout & are through. Port Vale win a penalty shootout & are out. Don't ask.
#BTeamBoycott
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@YTFC
"Congratulations to the painting winner, 11 year old Johnny. To the rest of you, I'm afraid we can't return your drawings, but here are some of your entries in today's Gallery". (Fades to the music of Take Hart and Vision On).
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GB News has been given a channel number on Virgin Media, 626, and if you go there you’ll see previews and thoughts from the presenters.
@afneil
@AlStewartOBE
@TheRealKirstyG
@SimonMcCoyTV
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Richard Whiteley was a Government spy says Ricky Tomlinson. (There's a headline you don't see every day). I suspect vowel play, consonantly
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@dannykellywords
If you vote Binface first choice, and another party second choice, your vote still transfers to the second choice if the Count somehow doesn't win. And it'll help beat "the actor" into last place
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Upcoming TV snooker:
Free Sports Mon to Sat: 54 hours of Championship League
BBC Red Button Tuesday to Saturday: 40 hours of World Seniors
Then next Sunday onwards: The Masters live on BBC & Eurosport
I know...not enough snooker
@Nick_Metcalfe
@kellietext
@davehendon
@fouldsy147
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Someone hit by train at Goodmayes, people moaning about their dinner at Liverpool Street. Priorities please people. Somebody's family member
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@VictoriaCoren
Inexcusable Quordle there with their debut song "That's not what I had for breakfast"
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Alex Scott for second week in a row (Ruud Gullit & Danny Murphy last week on Steve Bruce being abroad, Graeme Souness today on what's a low block) having to deal with dinosaurs. She can look after herself, but TV companies need to deal with football fossils & make them extinct
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Would it have surprised anyone if Harry Clarke had drove himself home today? The victims have been completely forgotten here.
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Gregg Wallace tells the world his child was unplanned and spends more time playing computer games (two hours) than spending time with his autistic son (hour and a half). If I commented with my feelings on this, Twitter would ban me
Catching up on Gregg Wallace’s magnificently Partridgian My Saturday.
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Very rarely I complain about a commentator, and sport is blessed with many fine ones, but enough.
Kevin Pietersen, a champion batsman, is intolerable as a commentator, everything's a love-in with his favourite players, or franchises, or me me me.
Mute button it has to be.
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And so it was meant to be. The 50th anniversary of the win for ABBA will be in Sweden.
@Rylan
@scott_mills
@ColinMurray
@SimonMcCoyTV
#Eurovision2023
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Sis Alastair Cook completed 10,000 Test runs at 31 years 157 days.
Joe Root completes 10,000 Test runs at 31 years 157 days.
Don't know who was delivered by the midwife first to say who is truly youngest
@Clare1744
@dannykellywords
@SkyCricket
@bbctms
@markpougatch
#bbccricket
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RIP.
@archivetvmus71
@woodg31
@DuncanNewmarch
@GabbyLogan
@ColinMurray
@mumoss
@AlanKelloggs
@AlStewartOBE
@SimonMcCoyTV
@richardosman
@Classicbritcom
@htwcentral
@transdiffusion
@tvcream
Our much loved friend and colleague Harry Gration died suddenly today. We are absolutely heartbroken to give you this news.
Tonight our hearts go out to Harry's wife Helen, their children and all of Harry's family and friends.
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Snooker Shootout messing with the mind. Andrew Pagett doesn’t have to hit another shot (time would have expired) - had he missed the black, a 7 point foul loses.
@fouldsy147
@snookerbacker
@Shellhiggins147
@Newgirlbianca_
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Gratuitous “well done me” tweet for not missing one yet. I see that Wordle 219 X is trending as a lot of people aren’t getting it today. No spoilers here
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Hot beds of terrorism - Beirut, Islamabad, Sunbury-on-Thames. Every town gets famous for something i suppose.
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