Eugene
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'Jeffrey, it's gone viral'
Cumbria
Joined November 2010
English Managers as pub regulars: Scott Parker - after work drinker Gakked up city boy. Only stopped off for one but 4 pints in and he's putting an order in and seeing who fancies a club later on. Loyal to the mrs but weekends are for the boys Drinks: Stella/ double rum & coke
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Whilst making 250 appearances as a Northern League midfield general by the looks of him as well
Teaching assistant told pupils he had killed 250 people as a sniper
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Me nipping in Eggslut for a Dippee Ki-lay Mutha Clucka festive egg muffin on Sunday morning after a year of mocking Manchester's gimmick food places
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Happy ‘Try the Battle of The Somme’ day to all who celebrate
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I miss when famous people used this website and just would tweet anything
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The sort of thing you see etched into the toilet door at Crewe railway station
CPFC
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Proper Manyoo face
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Day 5 getting some gold rings vs Day 10 watching some old fellas leap about your living room
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Britain wasn't built by speeches. It was built by workers, fed by farmers and taxed into exhaustion . Is this the start of the working mans strike?
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Footballers that sound like period dramas: Dewsbury-Hall
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The thickest person you know on Facebook
It’s actually getting harder to tell A.I from real
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Average twitter debate
You're right but you have to be aware that you're arguing with someone called NutGuzzler2k20
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This feels like a marketing exec finally got their idea approved 2 years too late
Landing in Brazil and learning to Samba with the Dell PC. Next stop: Christ the Redeemer IntelCoreUltra DellCollab
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Italy has Pizza France has cheese What does your country have?
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