Eugene
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'Jeffrey, it's gone viral'
Cumbria
Joined November 2010
English Managers as pub regulars: Scott Parker - after work drinker Gakked up city boy. Only stopped off for one but 4 pints in and he's putting an order in and seeing who fancies a club later on. Loyal to the mrs but weekends are for the boys Drinks: Stella/ double rum & coke
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This is more woke than any sticker
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Get those fookin' clippers on
Day 385 of not cutting my hair until @manutd win 5 games in a row! 🙌 Current Streak - 2/5 #hairchallenge #manchesterunited #manunited #hairgrowth #rubenamorim
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More Keown Less Keir
Good news. Only another 9 months of Starmer as PM. He can’t survive the historic humiliation of Labour being smashed in Wales. They may not get a single Senedd seat. The question is which of the numpties on the frontbench replaces him? Bereft of leaders. @martinkeown5
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Announce Zack Polanski on Have a Word
Zohran Mamdani made his debut appearance on Andrew Schulz’s Flagrant podcast yesterday.
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Not seen anyone do up a scarf like that since 2011
Polls close at 10pm in Caerphilly. 🏴 Even this wicked witch knows that Labours time is up. 🕰️ @reformparty_uk #VoteReform
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People who left to join BlueSky spending their time coming up with Tory band names whilst everyone has the time of their lives making woke football flags on Twitter
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Two guys called Joshua have started working with us. I said “well I guess it’ll have to be Joshu-a and Joshu-b” to absolute silence. Indeed dot com got opened with real purpose this morning, let me tell you.
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Villa have lost to a team named after something you find written on the back of a t-shirt in TK Maxx
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Ted Lasso sounding team
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FUCK FARAGE ZACK’S ON THE CHARGE (official music video)
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The kind people have a wonderful dream (Scott Carson in the Workington dugout)
BREAKING: Scott Carson has announced his retirement from football. Carson: "After an incredible journey between the posts, it’s time to hang up the gloves. Football has given me everything - memories, friendships, and moments I’ll never forget. Thank you to every teammate,
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There's one in each team. If you're going to claim to be a footy fan, at least learn the basics.
@nocontextEFC Why is football full of left wingers, im never visiting a ground ever again
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Darth Vader when he gets a bill for backdated child maintenance
Luke is a fucking liar
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We made Big John's top 3, this is over biggest achievement since we made the world's second biggest pencil.
3 best places to visit in UK for a holiday ? I say : Cornwall , Devon , Lake District. 3 best cities to visit ( not London ) : York , Bath , Belfast. Bosh
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