Holly Anderson 🍇
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This is an interesting test of the joke construct, because on one hand, there is no earthly way to prepare yourself for what you’re about to see, but on the other hand, you are told precisely what you’re about to see
Here is the longer & original version of me shoving my fadder into a balloon 🤣💚☘️
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that’s Kissinger’s Zoom window
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Lil brother shares my practice of keeping his office in a state where he could leave it forever in 45 seconds if he had to.
But after four years at one job, he has caught so much hell from colleagues about his completely empty walls that he finally added a photo:
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That was Kim Mulkey’s lunch. Idiot
Brian Kelly released a bald eagle back into the wild this morning:
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Is it too early in the discourse to start arguing that the answer is to aggressively sexualize men in sports
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Can anybody in the postgame conference please ask Bruce if woke played a factor in this loss
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Saw your man at Publix
Meet a soft and flabby wonder with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate and a name that's bound to stimulate conversation: the Bony-eared Assfish (Acanthonus armatus). 👋
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📷 NOAA Okeanos Explorer, Océano Profundo 2015
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y’all are just gonna love Baton Rouge
The BYU students in the front row with 'Horns Down' painted on their shirts were asked to remove the shirts after the first media timeout, per
@Mitch_Harper
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📸:
@sleeslakin
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Who is even the “big 3?”
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The name and hometown of every person responsible for this passage is a matter of record. It’s not radical to suggest they shouldn’t know a moment of peace in public for the rest of their lives.
1. In a horrific move, Tennessee has just passed a bill allowing parents who are religiously or morally opposed to LGBTQ+ people to adopt LGBTQ+ kids.
This could result in anti-LGBTQ+ foster parents putting LGBTQ+ kids through conversion therapy.
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could not possibly care less whether any president does any sports interview, but why are we still taking advice from Biloxi Voldemort
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are you by any chance a displaced family seeking shelter in a hurricane
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Nine days of iced-over roads is nine days without fishing. In a related photo, here is my dad en route to becoming a Fullcast disaster episode main character
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I have been through three full team/entire newsroom layoffs, making me an expert on those three layoffs and nothing more, and I have but one piece of advice:
☠️☠️☠️TAKE YOUR PTO☠️☠️☠️
That is all.
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Nobody is talking about USC having a mortal lock on world-class athletes named Juju
Juju Watkins tonight
- 28 points
- 11 rebounds
- 5 assists
- 4/8 from deep
• USC is headed to the Sweet Sixteen for the first time since 1994!
@Jujubballin
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idk, not gonna be much of a show with only 14 words in it
Today, I am announcing the launch of my podcast, The Lou Holtz Show.
There is no one more passionate about restoring the culture of this country than me.
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hit dog is HOLLERIN
There’s getting ahead of a story and there’s whatever Kim Mulkey is doing.
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I truly did not think “I bet you think Robocop is political” would be topped by anyone in this lifetime or the next, but by God, he is out there striving every single day
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in which our band of bratty rednecks raised over $50k in donations to
@TrevorProject
based off pre-sales alone 🌈 🪭🎊
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Bookmarking this for all the fellas who forgot to get their significant other a card
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The rare instance of moving closer to God‘s light
that appears to be what we’re working with here, or some kind of mountain dew pie situation
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The tweet that provoked this reaction may surprise you
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on a professional level, I have to admire the heart of a true poster at work here
on a medical level, I'm concerned this man could drown if he happened to be in the produce section at Kroger when the misters came on
We know this is happening. 100,000’s of illegals are pouring into our country. We know it’s happening in Michigan. Our own governor is offering money to take them in! Since we can’t trust the
#FakeNews
to investigate, citizens will. The process of investigating these issues takes…
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another perfect Fullcast, Spencer Explains His Understanding Of Kate Middleton's Whereabouts Edition
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Controversial choice to do the halftime show from Atlanta but the results speak for themselves
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the libs have won
since NC State men and women are both thriving here’s a picture of their male and female mascots getting married by the Wake Forest Demon Deacon
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[checks bracket] hang on, tell me more about Creighton not being part of the US
The “illegal invaders” he’s referring to were the Gonzaga and Creighton Men’s basketball teams arriving for their Sweet 16 games
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Cannot repeat this enough
The ESPN studio show for the women’s games is so excellent.
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Not only is this not new, it’s possibly the least brand-new type of man
Everyone's talking about that new profile of a Trump supporter.
This one is a middle aged white man whose life is pretty good by typical metrics—economic situation, family, career, etc.—but he's angry, and wants politicians who'll hurt people he doesn't like.
Eye-opening stuff.
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Lake Lanier:
Georgia’s first ‘waterslide coaster’ to open at Lake Lanier this spring
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hi, lemme translate:
we just past last year's final total
as in the total after the whole week, weekend dark match, and corporate matching were added in
we're already there
is anybody else levitating
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It's been three years since we drove to Mobile to retrieve this marvelous critter. ABTCR took her into their foster network after she either escaped or was discarded from a horrific breeding operation near Jackson.
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Congratulations to CNN
Jane Coaston joins CNN as an on-air contributor based in Salt Lake City, Utah. Welcome to CNN,
@janecoaston
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This is a short story about God visiting earth, and what he did with his time here
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I got nothing
Like how am I supposed to describe this
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Zoomers I promise y’all we have never told a joke
CBS interrupting with Iran/Israel conflict news then back to Masters coverage
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the post-Roe Crow
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oh my god
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An exclusive good morning to the young man being detained by TSA for putting what looks like a 32-oz tub of creatine in his carryon
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Shogun is making me angrier every week at every other show that doesn't look like this
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please join us next week for a very special episode of Let’s Hunt Those Who Have Wronged Ryan For Sport
anyways this is my way of noting that I no longer write or edit for The Messenger because it does not exist. on to whatever is next, which could be any interesting project (email me at ryan.nanni
@gmail
if you wanna work together or just talk about Forget Paris)
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it has long been the position of this court that arby's is for the goddamn people
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See the Swift discourse from this summer (not even the football part, just the tour) for a sneak preview of grown men losing their goddamn minds when confronted with a space that has no interest in their opinions
like, bottom line here is that the cultural shift in sports journalism has yet to be invested in enough to change the way the average person consumes things on the ground more deeply. short version: dudes aren't really ready to just not matter at all in the space.
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Recruiting guys: why is every single one of you like this
@edsbs
If you can’t walk your dog without a leash, you don’t need one.
Just like kids; train them or don’t have them.
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this is really gonna pour gas on the UCLA-Ohio State conference rivalry
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@megreenwell
I’m just glad he was able to monetize this experience AND center himself in the process 🙂
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on better days I don't think nearly as many folks are prepared to walk the walk as they might like to pretend
The "parent witness:" a woman in a MAGA hat who told her son that if their friends needed a parent or anything during prom night, to give her a call.
She then got a call from a trans student saying they wouldn't let her in. Parent immediately goes to argue with the principal.
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make-up TikTok thread to apologize for engaging in Discourse, go:
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MOTHER OF GOD
Reebok Court Victory Pump "Michael Chang" 🎾
Release Date: March 15th, 2024 ($160)
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[dies of massive aneurysm trying to pronounce “São Paolo” in impenetrable Philly accent]
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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we have not covered ourselves in glory as an industry today, but this is actually embarrassing
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The amount of you that want to see Godfrey suffer is absolutely breathtaking
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drop a pin, NYT Connections editor, I just wanna talk
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No you’re not
Genuinely curious if you kept this same kind of energy in podcasting about Durkin when he was hired at Ole Miss or Texas A&M. I’ll hang up and listen…
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a good 60% of this rests on Walton Goggins being charming; fortunately, he's up to it
Come for the apocalypse, stay for the FALLOUT. Official trailer NOW, all episodes APRIL 11.
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Y’all this is a huge improvement over what the Tennessee legislature is usually up to, believe me
@AGTennessee
@Andy_Staples
Great to see so many state leaders focusing on the important issues....
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I think I do, and I think it’s something I’ve been wrong about for a while
ESPN has put together a great panel in Elle Duncan, Andraya Carter, Chiney Ogwumike, Carolyn Peck and even guest analyst Aliyah Boston. You can tell they genuinely like each other and the chemistry shows.
I don't know why the network can't do this with its other studio shows.
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This is probably going to be my operating definition of “that one clip“ forever
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King since forever
Never forget that Verne is “Mr. Steal your Girl.”
The story of how Verne met his third (and current) wife.
@HollyAnderson
with her finest reporting.
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I’m only going to say this once, the Golden Nugget downtown has a waterslide that goes through the shark tank
pro tip for any media going to big sports events: don’t stay in the media hotel. don’t cram 10 people into an airbnb either. find a decent hotel outside the chaos.
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@dirtbagqueer
We watched it in SCIENCE CLASS and the teacher of that class is not only still alive, he’s Facebook friends with my mom if you would like to ask him
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don’t usually see this level of talent assembled from Stanford outside of The Hague
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Would you like to know the exact point at which we realized nobody in the office knows if we can even input a seven-digit number as the goal
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at least once a day reading some dumbshit article: "who edited you"
reading this: "WHO RAISED YOU"
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how’d that happen
Two women are dead after they ran from an attempted traffic stop, according to the City of Fayetteville Public Safety.
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[70 point font] GO BLUE
Today Michigan is officially no longer a "right to work" state.
Michigan is now the first state in nearly 60 years to ditch the union-busting law.
Public school workers can now collectively bargain, it's easier for unions to build power, and billionaires are furious.
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would you look at this fucking pervert
New Oklahoma bill could allow state to create database of women who had abortions
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I stand with Pearlmania500
This had me rolling about X-Men’s Gambit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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& sorry if this ruins him for you, but Verne is on my heart forever for being one of the very very very first, very small handful of people with actual media jobs who got a look at EDSBS and took the time to tell us “hey, you’re onto something here, keep going”
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WE LOVE OUR TRASH TALK BUT THIS ACTUALLY IS THE POINT RIGHT HERE
Honestly having some serious feelings about how somewhere out there, some singular Missouri State fan was like, I don’t have much to give, but I’m going to give anyways. I love this.
@edsbs
@HollyAnderson
@newampaths
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the turkey season reveal >>>>>
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Can’t believe this is happening in the age of Reacher
Dianna Russini asked about Mike Vrabel on The Athletic Football Show:
"I don't think there was a fit for him. I don't think he sat in front of any owner who thought that his style was going to work for what they were looking for...I had a GM at the Senior Bowl who mentioned…
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the notion of Jermaine bearing a shred of responsibility for Secret Base is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read
SB Nation publisher Jermaine Spradley is leaving, replacement unclear
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because foster kids don’t have it hard enough
y’all better pray that hell you’re so fond of hollering about isn’t real
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I know we say this a lot, but the New York Times has to be stopped
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b … bbb … bars?????!
An important statement on the latest tea controversy. 🇺🇸🇬🇧
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& I’m prepared to be surprised if anything changes, but… what could possibly damage Mulkey’s position? she’s literally always been like this. Baylor didn’t care. LSU sure as shit doesn’t care.
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The great thing about this is, you can do the “me with a fan“ thing in either direction
Andy Reid finds Taylor Swift in the crowd and points her way. Fun moment between the two.
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Knowing where this is going will in no way diminish its thrill
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In honor of the new guy, everyone please share stories of your own time coaching the Chargers
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The absolute best part of this is how it was about an hour before we realized we had been using the real name of Texas’s head coach in our hypothetical
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* And before this goes outside my immediate audience and gets stupid, I’m not saying it shouldn’t be reported on, I’m just wondering why she’s big mad about *this* one
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“My company does ‘unlimited’ PTO” congratulations, you work for scammers. Now go and redline that definition of “unlimited” to the best of your abilities.
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