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@FSUmollz
Molly
1 year
“I remember the morning the Titanic departed from England, I was supposed to be on that ship. They called it unsinkable but I had a bad feeling”
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing
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#Dodgers Shohei Ohtani said his wife is a “normal Japanese woman” and has known her for 3-4 years.
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3 months
After giving her the worst 5 seconds of her life:
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7 months
Outside the bar at 3am looking at the guy holding a pack of Marlboro Lights
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
Russell Wilson in the aisle of the plane for four (4) hours
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
RIP Queen Elizabeth you would have loved to see Jameis Winston and Kirk Cousins play in your kingdom
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3 months
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@knicks_tape99
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7 months
Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
Watching LIV Golf
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CBS interrupting with Iran/Israel conflict news then back to Masters coverage
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@FSUmollz
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1 year
Do I have to see Paddington 1 and 2 to understand Cocaine Bear?
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@FSUmollz
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5 months
Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight (drinking 700 million drinks and not speaking English)
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@FSUmollz
Molly
2 years
“Chinese energy executives paid millions to Hunter Biden… who was on CRACK”
@BarrettSallee
Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸
2 years
Stephen A. Smith just told Paul @finebaum that he'd consider running for President of the United States.
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@FSUmollz
Molly
7 months
Seven hours ofcommercialfreefootballstartsrightnow
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New York Post
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These three little words are a big turn-on
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@FSUmollz
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7 months
Joe Burrow since getting paid
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6 months
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@knicks_tape99
kyle
7 months
Funniest shit during nfl games is when they cut to fans in crowd and it’s fully grown men dressed in the dumbest outfits imaginable
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@FSUmollz
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3 years
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can make out with two girls and put your head between a cocktail waitress’ breasts or grind with multiple fat women
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@FSUmollz
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10 months
I’ve been guilty of laughing at these submarine jokes but tbh it’s unfortunate that most of us are disconnected from the reality of the situation and there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
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@FSUmollz
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11 months
The PGA Tour said
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11 months
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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@FSUmollz
Molly
1 month
Jack Gohlke in three months: Hi my name is Jack and today is my first day on the Risk Consulting team at PwC. A fun fact about me is I hit the most three-pointers in an NCAA tournament game against Kentucky. Excited to join the team!
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@FSUmollz
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8 months
They should make an Urban Meyer at Florida documentary that actually documents what happened during Urban Meyer’s time at Florida
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@FSUmollz
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25 days
If I can give a recommendation to any avid golfer: be rich
@Top100Rick
Rick Golfs
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If I can give a recommendation to any avid golfer: Join a good country club. It’s life changing. Having people to play with, fast pace of play, and better conditions increase enjoyment so much. If you have a family, it can become a central part of life. Golf sure, but also…
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
Working after 3pm on a summer Friday
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@FSUmollz
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1 year
I love being a baseball fan Bally Sports: not carried on YouTubeTV MLB Network: no longer carried on YouTubeTV MLBtv: constant blackouts MLB: why is baseball dying?
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@FSUmollz
Molly
4 months
My friend thinks you’re cute. He’s right over there being very normal
@RealSkipBayless
Skip Bayless
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I can’t lose in these shoes. MJ FOREVER. #DripBayless
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@FSUmollz
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8 months
I don’t care about Trump’s mugshot. I care about the confirmation that he’s the same height and weight as Derrick Henry
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@FSUmollz
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5 months
Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their bet slip that didn’t hit
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@FSUmollz
Molly
6 months
This is that one tall guy in Star Wars Episode 2 that was building the clones
@espn
ESPN
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Wemby is here 😎 (via @NBA )
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@FSUmollz
Molly
2 years
Pat McAfee: *yells for no reason* Guy who peaked in high school: omg this is just what college gameday needed
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Molly
5 months
How I’m explaining PFT Commenter on College Gameday to my mom
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8 months
Urban Meyer if his PR team didn’t get final approval for what was shared in Swamp Kings
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10 months
ESPN letting go of 20+ personalities just to force Pat McAfee down our throats bc he’s loud and says things like cuzzo
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1 year
My favorite Kentucky Derby memory
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4 months
Middle-aged men in 17 year old CFB recruits’ DMs
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@FSUmollz
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1 month
Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight (drinking 700 million drinks, gambling on teams I’ve never watched before, and not speaking English)
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5 months
Going Ohtani mode at the bar tonight (drinking 700 million drinks and not speaking English)
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@FSUmollz
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3 months
I bet Tony Romo has called his wife Jim in bed. It’s just natural
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@FSUmollz
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2 years
We used to be a country. A proper country.
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@FSUmollz
Molly
10 months
So Big Cat live-streamed himself playing NCAA Football 14 during Covid and created a coaching character named Gus Duggerton. Then this guy out of no where tweeted that he looked just like the character in real life. Barstool hired him but they just let him go after three years
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@FSUmollz
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1 year
We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television
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2 years
Wow! Congrats to Aaron Judge for the incredible achievement of being 12 homeruns away from tying the record set by Barry Bonds in 2001
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1 year
No one is talking about how shorter baseball games are bad for the 9 innings 9 hotdogs 9 beers fans
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@FSUmollz
Molly
2 years
Little Caesars can pay millions of dollars on a partnership with the NFL and it’ll never be as impactful as this organic Facebook post by Zepp Charles
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@FSUmollz
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3 years
There’s something about seeing a group of 21 y/o boys with one of them carrying a singular pack of white claws. You just know fellas are getting after it tonight
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@FSUmollz
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1 month
Kate Middleton has been seen in Mobile, Alabama
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@FSUmollz
Molly
8 months
That guy who peaked in high school, still posts on Facebook, and uses flags as decor thinks this is absolutely epic
@JoePompliano
Joe Pompliano
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Pat McAfee opened up his first show on ESPN with a disclaimer 🤣
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@FSUmollz
Molly
10 months
When a pro athlete does it they’re an “unrestricted free agent” but when I do it I’m called “unemployed”
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1 year
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@FSUmollz
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3 months
Society if Miller Lite still had vortex bottles with specially designed grooves
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4 months
I’ll send @Jerrythekid21 my entire album of feet pictures once he gets a hole in one
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4 months
@StooliesClub
Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️
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@FSUmollz
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3 years
I thought it was a joke when people said there’s a pic of Urban Meyer and his wife on the wall at his bar/restaurant that he got filmed at 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
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Molly
2 years
As per usual the government is warning Floridians to not shoot our guns at the hurricane but how can we trust them? I’ll do my own research thanks
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@FSUmollz
Molly
10 days
Taylor Swift
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7 months
Society if we could pick the games on YouTubeTV’s multiview
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Molly
2 years
Men used to go to war and now they post weekend photo dumps on Instagram
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@FSUmollz
Molly
2 years
-Marty Mush
@FSUmollz
Molly
2 years
Guys I know I could beat up: -Landon Donovan -Steph Curry -Rory McIlroy -Max Verstappen
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@FSUmollz
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3 months
Every house in Philly will have one of these by the end of the night
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Molly
3 months
Unfortunately my soulmate is likely in some cheap Phoenix hotel rn setting his alarm for 3am to rush the gates at Waste Management tomorrow
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@FSUmollz
Molly
11 months
If Rickie shows up in head to toe orange tomorrow it’ll be over for these hoes
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@FSUmollz
Molly
2 years
When I text you “🐎🎢” it means Broncos country, let’s RIDE, Broncos country? lets ride, Broncos country let’s ride, broncos country let’s ride
@DangeRussWilson
Russell Wilson
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When I text you “☎️” it means I’m dialed in.
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4 months
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, World Series Champion Astros, and CFB National Champion Michigan Wolverines it’s this: always cheat ✨
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@FSUmollz
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3 years
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7 months
We simply don’t see this picture enough
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8 months
The European mind cannot comprehend this
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4 months
Great to hear Kirk Herbstreit being impressed with Michigan overcoming their own cheating adversity to win and be here today
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11 months
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
11 months
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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@FSUmollz
Molly
8 months
Four minutes is actually a perfectly fine amount of time for a man to last
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1 year
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5 years
Ok I like dating apps again
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8 months
Today seems like a good day for my annual reminder that Brian Kelly killed a kid
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1 year
Today
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6 months
Me after one domestic light beer telling the homies I love them
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Molly
3 years
The only thing I have in common with the Notre Dame fans I’ve met is that we both did not attend The University of Notre Dame
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Molly
11 months
One more
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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4 months
Boomers finding out the night game is exclusively on Peacock
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10 months
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7 months
My DM requests:
@Daniel_Rapaport
Dan Rapaport
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Back in the U.S. and already missing these. They’re everywhere in Europe and they’re unbelievable.
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@FSUmollz
Molly
9 months
“She got a big booty so I call her big booty” -2 Chainz (2012)
@WatchChad
Chad Prather
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The best lyrics ever written: “I wish politicians would look out for miners, and not just minors on an island somewhere”
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Molly
1 year
So yeah then Rico Bosco left Barstool to take another job at a competitor. Dave and Big Cat did an Pick Em about all they’ve done for him and telling us it’s real. But guess what? This week he’s returned and they reassured us that it wasn’t just a bit. I definitely wasn’t duped
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1 year
The unfortunate truth is I just know my soulmate is somewhere in the crowd of men embarrassingly running to hole 16 at the Waste Management Open at 4am
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Molly
2 years
How are there 22 year olds w jobs as consultants? What advice could they possibly provide
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@FSUmollz
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5 months
Congrats to Jayden Daniels on winning the 2023 Heisman Trophy!
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5 months
Light work
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@brettmc16558594 Clearly dressed like a hobo, distracting
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3 years
Waiting for a towel
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1 year
When she keep suckin ahahaa am I right
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Molly
5 months
Two backup quarterbacks playing on TNF with Kirk Herbstreit on the call could not be more unintentionally hilarious
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Molly
1 year
Babe are you okay? You haven’t spoke since Dave Portnoy announced Rico Bosco was leaving Barstool
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2 years
A guy in my DMs has been sending me MLB moneylines every day until I respond. He’s 3-0 so far
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3 years
“She got a big booty so I call her big booty” Not even in The Beatles’ wildest dreams could they write a lyric as good as this
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7 months
Making the switch to Football Night in America switches on your Sunday scaries
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Molly
1 year
If he sees his shadow that’s six more seasons of NFC Championship losses
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
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Aaron Rodgers has concluded his darkness retreat.
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Molly
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When Purdue gets a singular foul called on them
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Molly
4 months
If Auburn (6-6) would have just covered one (1) Alabama player we wouldn’t have to watch this
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Molly
5 months
Gavin vs. Ryan in the Dr Pepper Tuition Giveaway
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1 year
Leaving a plate of zyn pouches out for Santa
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6 months
There seems to be a pattern with the unvaccinated and Achilles tendon ruptures? Just doing my own research
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