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"guys" is beyond gender and also beyond humanity. if i see three birds together i'm like "what are those guys up to". a group of three or four objects is guys. two apples and a banana in a fruit basket, that's guys
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why do guys named timothy go by tim when they could go by moth
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when your non binary friend offers to pay for dinner and the waiter hands you the bill
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“i’m a creep” “i’m a weirdo” okay ?? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash
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in the grossly misnamed american psycho (2000), patrick bateman hacks jared leto to death with an axe like any sane person would
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“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well i could be brown, i could be blue, i could be violet sky, i could be hurple, i could be purple, i could be anything you like
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“oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again” - sad, shy, apologetic
“you sly dog, you got me monologuing” - cool, strong, incredible
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you get on the bus and then everyone does the flintstones thing
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comfortable in my tin
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sharon osbourne after writing that letter to amanda holden
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you BEHEAD marie antoinette? you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE?? OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!
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i wonder if they did friendship anal also
Picture titled “the friendship kiss” between a Russian and American soldier
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me: *on a date* i’m from a broken home
bob the builder: *bites lip* how broken
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rip sisyphus you would have loved running up that hill by kate bush
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if you hold a crab up to your ear you can hear what it's like to get attacked by a crab
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i've never had a laptop with a clit can someone tell me what it does
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literally any insult thea sylvaniandrama has said
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the lyrics are actually i could be hurtful i could be purple because those words rhyme. this is a form of torture
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i don’t know, ask her
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*takes long drag of cigarette and points at your boyfriend* is he a rescue
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they are starting to come back out at night. nature is beautiful
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twitter said i "liked" your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you
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i'm muting this but follow me for tweets about frogs and queer rambling :)
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imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the bedside table
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also look at this person's art of it
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friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you could not believe my disappointment when i found out she was talking about an engagement ring
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@bussy_fairyxo
my stance on guys is well documented. i must however document moths
"guys" is beyond gender and also beyond humanity. if i see three birds together i'm like "what are those guys up to". a group of three or four objects is guys. two apples and a banana in a fruit basket, that's guys
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Burgers used to be called 'plain' and 'cheese'. Now they're called 'dirty mother clucker finger blaster' and 'The Whore'
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you ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notifications? like "hell yeah i pleased the friend"
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lilo beating up mertle edmonds in different places day 21
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you get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
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grindr notification went off in a job interview and both me and the interviewer checked our phones. then we started kissing and i got the job (the job is kissing the boss on the lips)
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