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I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
Delaware
Joined September 2008
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Cop: It was a moving violation.
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'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'
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I eat herbs when I retire for the night. It’s part of my bed thyme routine!
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning? Student: About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Could Willow have given her her soul back? She only ever did Angel
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. It finally dawned on me!
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I’ve just bumped into the man who invented the globe. It’s a small world
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The compiler knows
Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.
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Since Xbox added 50 games last week, is there still going to be a Game Pass drop on Tuesday?
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