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Proud American and self-hating Floridian. "Wild ride Latino energy." English, español, Lingua Latína, & `Ελληνική. He/him/él/is/ό. Millenniboomer. 🇺🇸🇵🇷
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Picking Johnson was one of the worst, most consequential decisions in American history.
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@CartoonsHateHer
Me intently looking at actresses' armpits for any hair and telling people I'm not actually an armpit fetishist
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@un_a_valeable
It reads like it was written by Gosling himself taking some very creative liberties.
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@JoshDorner
Imagine dying at some thankless cashier job you got to pay the bills just because some manchild got mad at having to acknowledge a deadly virus.
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@no_talent_shan
People need to realize that they are not naming a baby, they are naming a human being. Pick a name that would fit a 40 year old account manager, because little Braeyghlaeliigh is not gonna stay a baby forever.
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Malls are Americans' way of coping with not having European-style cities.
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@superbruhalt
@sverresj
✅ referencing the only WW2 event he knows
✅ using a liberal strawman
✅ preemptively claiming victimhood
It's right-wing bingo time!
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I was a lifelong Democrat. Then Pittsburgh public schools reimplemented a mask mandate.
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@Brendelbored
"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll." Revelation 22:18
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My new hobby is taking graphs of economic data over time and indicating the year that Ronald Reagan was inaugurated, in case people find that helpful or informative.
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@VoidBurger
The sub comes back up AND the Titanic also comes back up with all the 1500 people thought to be dead.
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@nikicaga
99% of monarchs rule once but they pick the one guy who came back to rule a second time.
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I don't agree with Bernie's politics, but I get why people like him and defend him online. I do not get why anyone would like or defend his most deranged campaign staffer.
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Imagine seeing this and feeling hate or fear instead of feeling pride that America is a symbol of hope for people all over the world.
Honduran migrant: President-elect Biden is "going to help all of us."
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@jbouie
In 2 years nobody will remember the Democrats messing with some procedural rule.
Everyone will remember if the Democrats couldn't pass the stimulus they campaigned on.
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If you see this jpg file while scrolling
You have been visited by Jimmy Carter of Blorgia
Two Democratic Senators will come to you
But only if you comment 'thank mr peanut' on this picture
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@AndrewFeinberg
@CascadianSolo
Trying to take credit for a black man's accomplishments. We see the same thing when he brags about the economy.
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@RealTimeWWII
It's not like he reached Australia mid-war, either. He got there in September 1939, meaning he had to spend the whole freaking war interned. 7 years of canoeing and 6 years of internment with no break.
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A key component of conservatism is hostility to uncertainty. The vaccine is over 90% effective, but because it is not 100%, it is seen as absolutely worthless.
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Everything sucks; I just want to go live in his timeline.
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I still can't believe that New York had a 2/3 chance of getting it right and it was still a swing and a miss.
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@OpenBordersJon
@paleonormie
In the 90's every movie had an obligatory sex scene. Every cop movie had an obligatory strip club scene.
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Every other state: Votes for statehood, becomes a state.
Puerto Rico: Votes for statehood...... "Hold on a second, are you guys reeeeally sure?"
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@sh44sti
"And so, you won't believe this, he builds a SECOND wall around his army to keep the relief force away! It was a double siege!"
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@sverresj
It's an anachronistic map showing the furthest extent of Muslim state rule, though in much of those areas the majority of the people were never Muslim.
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All right, guys, gals, and enbies of 🌐/🧦 and adjacent Twitter. Tag yourselves!
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@Redistrict
The Rules of Coke Orgies:
1st rule: You do not talk about the Coke Orgies.
2nd rule: You do not talk about the Coke Orgies.
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@clapifyoulikeme
I interpret this as the Supreme Court being so radical that even a Trump admin policy is not conservative enough.
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No. Fuck that noise. Fuck you if you ever make a take like this. The Trump presidency has been a living fucking nightmare for 4 years.
The center-right is already beginning to remember Trump fondly
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@un_a_valeable
Imagine if Bill Pullman was elected president and then there actually was an alien invasion.
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Hey thanks for saving my sister from the burning building. I will never forget your brave selflessness.
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Hitler led the WEHRMACHT to crush the SOVIET UNION led by RADICAL COMMUNIST JOSEPH STALIN in 1941.
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@un_a_valeable
Continental Congress: You are without a doubt the worst American commander I've ever heard of.
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