Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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Lesbian consultant. Cats (2019) fancier. Banned in Britain. A good argument, just miles outside the scope. She/her. Same @ everywhere.
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I am not asking for an explanation. Please do not burden me with knowledge.
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Boomer entry-level job requirements vs millennial entry-level job requirements
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Imagine being an apex predator and constantly getting picked up and kissed on the head
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Lmao she just won a silver medal at the Olympics
Seeing a few "I miss Vine" tweets in the feed. ... This Rayssa Leal fairy girl heelflip was the undefeated world heavyweight champion of all Vine posts.
#sixseconds
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I have never looked this cool in my life
Law enforcement carry a pro-Palestinian protester at the University of Texas in Austin, Texas. Photo by Nuri Vallbona
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this is still a top 10 tumblr post
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I think about this tweet at least once a week.
Seeing Zooey Deschanel without bangs or glasses made me accept that maybe people couldn't figure out that Clark Kent was Superman.
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Put the Bed Bath & Beyond coupon team in charge of distributing covid tests.
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Is it though. Is it a model cucumber. Is that the most logical thing for it to be.
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England in 1524 England in 2024
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“The King is taking herbs and potions”
'The King will not be one for chemotherapy, he has always argued against it. He's a great believer in natural herbs, potions and things like that.'
Royal expert, Tom Bower, discusses the King's cancer diagnosis.
🔓 Become a GB News Member:
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How millennials announce they've been diagnosed with a highly infectious, potentially lethal virus:
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everyone agrees that catholics are simply the experts on this shit
Why are so many horror movies dealing with Catholics? Y'all having trouble making Protestant horror flicks?
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Hold on…two layers of schmear…I see the vision
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This is so wholesome I might cry????
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
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I have been thinking about this exchange all day.
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Nothing prepared me for this ending
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they’re transvestigating cats now
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this screenshot is still the funniest thing I've ever seen
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I cannot stress enough how important it is that men not be allowed to write anymore.
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do the studios realize that the current state of streaming residuals absolutely destroys the moral case against piracy
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I'm at the flash flood/I'm at the tornado/I'm at the pandemic/I'm at the combination flash flood tornado pandemic
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Wedding shaming blogs are a gift to us all.
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This is one of the saddest and most angering things I've read. I don't even have any words, honestly.
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this cannot possibly be enforceable
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One of the most shocking revelations is when you suddenly realize that approximately half of the things in Harry Potter that you thought were part of the whole fantasy world are actually just regular British things.
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Btw the funniest thing you can do is openly not recognize a biglaw name. In law school someone told me she'd been an assistant for Mayer Brown and I asked what city they were the mayor of. Her face was incredible.
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Is there a way we can completely neutralize him as a threat to America but like also keep him around as some sort of court jester
Donald Trump weighs in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s relationship in new interview with The Daily Caller:
“I wish the best for both of them. I hope they enjoy their life, maybe together, maybe not — most likely not.”
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"NYPD"
He fired 33 shots.
But less than 30 hours later, thanks to the NYPD, federal and state partners, first responders and every day New Yorkers, we got him.
We brought the Sunset Park subway shooter to justice.
Keeping our city safe is at the heart of our administration. Always.
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My fellow Jews, my Muslim siblings, it is time for us to set aside our differences and unite against the true scourge of the earth: dessert hummus.
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Every woman in America is going to be able to fly soon.
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Trolling mansplainers is my favorite insomnia activity.
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I think a lot about how basically all of American society is structured around two-parent/one-income households, a thing which only briefly existed for only a small subset of people in the first place.
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Me to my friends in Massachusetts and Oregon
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This is how all cat owners sound
@NeolithicSheep
Here's the teenage emperor of Japan in the 9th century bragging about his cat, the first recorded instance of cats in Japan.
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Sorry but there’s a movie where Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling had a passionate love affair before Ryan started dating Emma Stone????
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Every so often I remember that "helicopter" is not made up of "heli" and "copter" but of "helico" and "pter" and I am filled with a deep rage
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this is real and it’s very important if you’re in the first category to carefully watch for signs that you’re slipping into the second!!!!
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I will never understand why some teachers view their students as antagonists.
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she wears short skirts
i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and i transferred from los angeles your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort
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🚨 NAKED CAT IN CLOTHES NAKED CAT IN CLOTHES 🚨
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Hi I would like to know why I don't already have at least five seasons of this hit romcom series????
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My cat: has very sharp claws, teeth;
Also my cat: has repeatedly been forced to dance around with her mommies while they sing "who's been getting fur everywhere? it was Chauncey cat all along!"
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What does this tampon manufacturer think happens in vaginas
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This is like going to the Eiffel Tower for extremely online people
We decided to stop for a bathroom break and Peter was like "this looks like that picture." And guess what. That's exactly where we are
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every queer housing group is a horror movie
what do you mean there’s a roommate attendance policy for dinner……..
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why are you implying gene wilder didn’t fuck
I refuse to learn his name. He’s “gene wilder that fucks” to me
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They should have hired Her
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Professors: students can see the shit you post.
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god I love this website. most webbed site of all time.
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like the moral case against piracy is "people deserve to get paid for their work" except it turns out the people getting paid aren't the people who did the work
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"Who would perform better at a hot dog eating contest?"
Trump: 58%
Biden: 13%
Echelon / April 14, 2024 / n=1020
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Easily the worst part of adulthood is having to decide what's for dinner every single goddamn night.
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Make Aubrey Plaza the Joker you cowards.
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I'm gonna need "cats are not apex predators" twitter to take it down about 35 notches
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The continued existence of straight women in 2018 should utterly disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice.
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REVEALED: Elizabeth Holmes allegedly duped Betsy DeVos' family out of $100 million
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NEW MEET CUTE JUST DROPPED NEW MEET CUTE JUST DROPPED
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I can't believe this discourse is still happening, but: I am the weirdest, pickiest eater on earth, I have never eaten and would not eat chili, and if a neighbor brought me some chili I would be touched at their kindness, politely thank them, and find a friend to eat it.
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neat! a thread of people who would get investigated by child protective services if they weren't white!
Mia, 15, in Alexandria, Virginia, has competed in shooting contests since she was seven.
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Girls who can French braid their own hair are in possession of powerful magic.
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Apparently this tumblr post is more apt than I even knew.
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as a teenager i thought it was weird that my mom made me get my ears pierced at a body piercing place with a needle rather than at claire’s with a gun…now i totally get it.
the way we just stab holes into our ears to hang shiny little things in them is insane actually
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Open each and every picture for an amazing surprise
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Characterizing $600 as “a tooth whitening session” rather than “x weeks of groceries” is what I believe the kids call telling on yourself.
I lost my job and got an insane amount of money in unemployment benefits. Im sorry you’re so stupid though
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I still don’t understand how Dems got football and blonde former country singers in the culture divorce but it seems to be annoying all the right people.
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If you're more upset about Israel turning off a light switch than Hamas murdering civilians, ask your doctor if fucking yourself is right for you
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not trying to start briscourse but this is a wiiiild level of variance
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This is a greyhound Greyhound greyhound, I am ECSTATIC.
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Cryptocurrency is just an MLM for men.
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I am calling the police
‘Sorry, I Thought I Had Responded!’ Says Woman Who Has Thought About Responding Every Day for a Month:
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I'M SCREAMING HOW HAD I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE
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Republicans responding to Herschel Walker paying for his girlfriend's abortion with "people change!" is how you know they don't really believe abortion is equivalent to murder.
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Women have been shouting from the rooftops about MRAs and incels for well over a decade now, and everyone just patted us on the head and said how hysterical we were being.
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You’re in her DMs. I’m subpoenaing her DMs. We are not the same.
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[Law twitter]
Me: [chanting] tree law, tree law-
Other lawyers: tree law, TREE LAW
LA City Controller: [pounding his clipboard] TREE LAW, TREE LAW, TREE LAW!
UPDATE:
With cooperation from the Bureau of Street Services, we have found that no tree trimming permits have been issued over the last three years for this location outside Universal Studios.
Also, the City did not issue any tree trimming permits for the latest tree trimmings.
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Five years of Miette already wow
me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you
miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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I am being informed that’s not the underlying story and I disagree.
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Happy Official Start of Folgers Incest Commercial Season!!!!!
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the last time i posted this a bunch of rabbis were like yeah not our jurisdiction, call when you get a golem
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Please know that I absolutely always want to hear your weird, incredibly niche drama.
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No disrespect to the rabbis who follow me but I would also immediately contact a Catholic
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This is....the darkest tweet I've seen in 13 years on this app?
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The life expectancy for an American man is 76.1 years, meaning all of the men in the race are statistically dead.
Joe Biden can now run as the youngest male candidate left in the field.
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That's so sad, Alexa play We Didn't Start the Fire.
Fifteen years ago, a generation of baby boomers built their dream homes. Now they can't sell them.
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Lmaoooooo I saw someone say it's illegal to spam these cop video sites. Imagine thinking the law applies to K-pop stans 😂😂😂😂
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HE WON THE PRIMARY BY 25 POINTS HAPPY
#PRIDE
MOTHERFUCKERS
IOWA — Remember that young man from Iowa who spoke to the Iowa legislature a few years ago about growing up with two moms? Hi. That was me — and today, I'm announcing my campaign to join the Iowa legislature. I hope you'll support our campaign.
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Credit where credit is due: never a dull moment on r/relationships!
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This is the most American thing I've ever seen
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THIS IS THE MOST WHOLESOME THING I’VE EVER SEEN
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