MASSIVE NEW SENSELESS CITY: SPACE JESUS ROM UPDATE! Huge changes to graphics, sound and gameplay! Tutorial mode! Continue after Game Over! Passwords! Not quite the final free demo but getting there!.

It's BANDCAMP FRIDAY! Any stuff you buy from me today has no fees! This might be the last one!.

Oh shit wait, I literally wrote a whole article about hacking this game.

I mean this map works in the two disk dumps you can find of this game online. The two variations change the position of the colored vertical level maps but horizontally it's the same map.

This literally exists because I wanted it to.

I literally petitioned to make the (absolutely terrible) PC-8801 Nausicaa game even a thing you could find on GameFAQs. The one that may actually be fundamentally broken because I cannot find anyone but me that managed to get to the end of the game and I had to hack it.

Maps, walkthroughs, cheats, game details. I'm dropping some cool background shit on weird games.

I've been here over a decade and spent a lot of time building an audience and an established body of content that now means nothing so now I am just mostly an advertisement for cooler shit I am posting elsewhere. Y'all know I am rocking the fuck out of GameFAQs now, right?.

This website is a building on fire. Might as well collect the insurance.

RT @destroyed4com4t: @doormat9sm I mean there are Flash emulators. I'm actually on the hunt for a handful of old-school Adult Swim Flash Ga….

I dunno, you want me to write fifty fucking 1000 word articles a month for $25 a pop? What are you, a fucking third-tier comedy website from 2008?.

It's not a matter of how fast I can type (although I am a pretty mid typist). I spend days, weeks, months researching even articles I post on personal blogs or my Medium account. Even shit I am joking about. It's kind of my thing.

Like goddamn based on the suggestions LinkedIn is giving me even trying to get a job at a pop culture website in general the expectation is that you need to pump out 50 articles a month and you know they aren't paying 60K a year.

Like imagine still working at a not right wing comedy site in 2023 where you are expected to pump out four times the work for half the pay and there is an entire grifterverse of well-paid shitheads who are actively working to dox you and get death threats sent to you.

Yeah a handful of not-right-wing funded comedy websites are still around but they are just a tight collection of like the same 20 or so core staff working harder for less money than ever and nobody is hiring for those what must be depressing nightmare jobs.

It's extremely cool how the Adpocalypse and disintegration of Facebook's "pivot to video" scam destroyed CollegeHumor, Funny Or Die, Cracked and countless other actual comedy sites and all that is left is Barstool Sports, Babylon Bee and others funded by right wing dark money.

RT @shadowgate_txt: The SKULL is in hand.

Actually an NES port of Sorceror would also fucking rule.