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Unaffiliated neurotrauma consultant

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Joined January 2022
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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when its 95 degrees and humid or 40 degrees and raining, you want to be wearing plastic, trust me. Synthetics are goated when staying comfortable despite being soaked is the vibe.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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nobody avoids minneapolis out of fear, they avoid it because there's nothing to do there that you can't do in the surrounding areas with less time wasted looking for a parking spot.
@NortonMpls
Mike Norton
3 days
Lovely night in Minneapolis, apologies to all the people who are afraid to come here 🫶
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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Natural fibers are great but if you think Polyester and Nylon serve no purpose you clearly don't do much exercising or labor in extreme outdoor conditions.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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I for one always thank the friendly cashier for helping me practice masking my profound autism by encouraging me to exchange pleasantries with them.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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Small talk is load bearing infrastructure, discard it at your own risk.
@redheadranting
Redhead Ranting™
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Maybe it's just a midwestern thing, but can we please stop having the cashiers ask intrusive questions to the patrons as they check out? . Cashier: "Do you have any big plans for the rest of the evening?". Me in my head because I'm polite: . "I don't know you, I'm not sharing my.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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Lysistrata is so alien to me, my life experience has been women going on a sex strike due to men being LESS violent than they would like.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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nature is so beautiful: evolution gave us fuzzy tanks as an adaptation to drone warfare.
@witte_sergei
Big Serge ☦️🇺🇸🇷🇺
2 days
Probably the worst thing about drones is that they are ruining the aesthetic quality of armored vehicles by forcing them to wear thick sheets of cable and caging. Once a noble beast, the tank now looks like an unkempt Pekingese.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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RT @HotForMoot: If you don’t have kids, the only big life events you will ever have again are funerals.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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This popped up over like three days how does this shit satisfy the fucking laws of thermodynamics.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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I hate this stuff so much
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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this is not the same thing as “physical attributes” fyi. It’s still critical that you be two or more inches taller than her and strong enough to pick her up.
@chicfryrice
Lisa
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Women greatly overestimate how much men care about looks.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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I need a woman to come over and put the coffee and rice in my pantry into stylish glass vessels.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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>British nurses who are trained to far higher standards and are examined more rigorously. Yeah dummy that's why you can't hire them, they will snitch on you for malpractice and fraud.
@WorldByWolf
Wolf 🐺
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Why are we recruiting nurses from abroad when we have a surplus of British nurses in the pipeline raring to go?. British nurses who are trained to far higher standards and are examined more rigorously than those from Nigeria, the Philippines, etc.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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this is the only one under like $500 that doesn't disgust me visually. Hopefully the fine people at Sofucor take pride in their product and it won't kill me
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@paleonormie
pnorm
3 days
we don't deserve mutant.
@Howlingmutant0
HowlingMutant
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Accidentally made eye contact with my reflection in the bathroom mirror while I was jerking iff and now doppleganger is loose in the real world causing havoc and I’m trapped in mirror world.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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I should probably just install a ceiling fan in my bedroom instead of keeping the house at like 68 degrees overnight, this is wasteful.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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I like the idea of having a ring doorbell as a theft deterrent but I don't want to set one up or pay the subscription, is there some chinese manufacturer out there making fake ones?.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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Great trains though, I just suspect half the network will be suspended within 20 years because they didn’t do their due diligence in responsibly projecting ridership.
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@paleonormie
pnorm
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many of them aren’t profitable and were built as a stimulus package for the construction industry.
@polyaletheia
Ashley
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@Duderichy OK but why are Chinese trains so good?.
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