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@gay_lumberjack

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Gen X, NYC, dog lover, book lover, normal homo, great hair, sinner, grateful to God. Individuals, not groups. I like polls (see Highlights tab).

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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
4 months
"You had a proven conservative leader with a track record of surgically dismantling the Democrat agenda, but you nominated the circus clown instead." I'm already tired of tweeting this out after every future Trump failure.
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
7 months
Five years ago, one of our dogs got hit by a car in front of our house because we had left the gate open and she'd run after another passing dog. She stayed in the hospital for two nights but recovered, thank God. When she got home, I overheard my husband in the next room…
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@SOscarboy2 @greg_price11 she's only obese because of white supremacy duh
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@NBCNews always fat, white ladies. every time.
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
8 months
Yesterday, I had lunch with one of my favorite graduate students. She's from Belarus, a Russian puppet government, and her parents grew up in the Soviet Union. During the conversation, she told me how her romantic vision of America has been crushed since coming here in 2019. She…
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@gay_lumberjack
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@mattwolfgang @BillAckman @Harvard Much better advice. 👏👏👏
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@gay_lumberjack
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4 months
@GaethjePoirier I’m sorry you didn’t have a dad to hold you lovingly.
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@gay_lumberjack
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11 months
@JoelWBerry @CallofDuty @charlieINTEL why the hell are you using language to destigmatize pedophiles?
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@gay_lumberjack
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4 months
You don’t have two trans kids. You’re transing two kids.
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"My greatest fear for my two transgender children as a parent is the risk of suicide."
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@MrAndyNgo stop committing crimes
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
9 months
@libsoftiktok So after a full year she has a deeper voice that makes her sound like an effeminate gay man. Winning!!
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@gay_lumberjack
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@jonstewart OH NO I'M A GIANT HYPOCRITE LIKE ALL MY RICH DEMOCRAT FRIENDS MAYBE MY WINE MOM SARCASM WILL GET ME OUT OF THIS.
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
8 months
The communist kids in my replies are saying things like “She SHOULD be looking over her shoulder if she’s using hate speech.” It’ll bet a thousand dollars that they have nose piercings, purple hair, Antifa masks, and round sexless bodies.
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@gay_lumberjack
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11 months
@mollymcghee Have you considered the possibility that you just come from a genetic line of losers?
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@gay_lumberjack
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10 months
@SociallyAcc98 @ThePopTingz 22 years here. And our best fiends have been 41 years. Yes, fully monogamous.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@SaraHigdon_ @MythinformedMKE Even Noah’s challenges were framed as “some people would say” because he’s a coward and a stooge.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@brianklaas Do you realize that this tweet shows that you see Dr. Fauci as a political figure, not a public health figure?
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@greg_price11 The face of power and privilege in 2023.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@Liz_Cheney @HouseGOP I’m sorry you allowed yourself to become so arrogant that you never imagined your enemies would be able to take power and expose your lies.
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@gay_lumberjack
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10 months
@libsoftiktok "I'm smiling for the camera, but touch my little girl again and you'll be carried outta here in a body bag."
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
1 year
One of the most sociopathic aspects of current Western culture is the erasure of older, wiser generations. This kind of disdain from the young is practically unheard of in the East.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@NBCNews These are the new pageant moms. Obese, ugly women exploiting their children to feel special or attractive.
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@gay_lumberjack
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10 months
@AdamSchiff No, you were censured by the United States House of Representatives. It was a deserved humiliation and a career low. You’re not a victim; Americans were.
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
1 year
Still can’t stop laughing that in Spanish a non-binary person is either “no binario” or “no binaria” 🤣🤣🤣
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@gay_lumberjack
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10 months
@JoshChavis65 @detectfights How many more Latonyi are there?
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@mattxiv @AnaKasparian tell women how they are allowed to feel, matt 👍
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@DrDebraSoh LOL they're so shocked when he implies having children out of wedlock isn't ideal
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@davidhogg111 “Thanks, David, for making me look smart.” — AOC
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@gay_lumberjack
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6 months
@StopAntisemites I will never understand antisemitism. It’s so primitive and visceral and just plain weird.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@RashidaTlaib Have you uttered a single word of sympathy for the Jewish victims?
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@kareem_carr Yes, let’s all read the thread from the “statistician” who two years ago was shrieking that 2 + 2 = 5 because of white supremacy.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@renissance_1 @AmakaUbakaTV The black community needs to find new artists. Fast.
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@gay_lumberjack
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10 months
@GeorgeTakei Imagine having been imprisoned in a camp for Japanese Americans and then 80 years later screaming “fascist!” at some moms who want to have a say in their kids’ education.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@Mikeggibbs You don’t know a single conservative in real life do you?
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@Scott_Wiener you lost. you were morally wrong. move on to your next travesty.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
I don't remember the old fashioned gay and lesbian community of the past 50 years having anywhere near the amount of cultural power the trans activists have accrued in just the past five years.
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
10 months
This is possibly the most hilariously biased Wikipedia listing I’ve ever read, and that’s saying a LOT. 🤣🤣 cc: @thegaywhostrayd @againstgrmrs
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@chrislhayes why do you people love hurting kids so much? If they make it past your scissors in the womb, you convince them they were born a mistake and sterilize them before puberty.
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
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@IlhanMN We're not using your manipulative word "Islamophobic" anymore. There's nothing irrational about fear of Islam, especially for women and gays.
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@gay_lumberjack
GayLumberjack
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@carronJphillips I hope you and your blog get sued to oblivion, Nick Sandman style.
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@gay_lumberjack
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7 months
@RashidaTlaib Have you considered texting your Hamas friends and asking them to release the hostages?
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@gay_lumberjack
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10 months
@NBCNews "When I killed your wife, I was just mocking the idea of murder."
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@simonateba @VP @KamalaHarris “Today is a day we come together to work together today for the togetherness of two countries, one big and one small, and only if we work together today can the bigger country come together with the small country, but we must work together to make this work happen.”
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@gay_lumberjack
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@mhdksafa Um. One is a choice. Are you for real?
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@gay_lumberjack
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@SameeraKhan @TrashDiscourse You’re just upset because in your culture women older than 8 are past their prime.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@MarkyGAG TQ+ is the benign tumor that we never bothered to remove until it suddenly flared up, metastasized, and put our life in jeopardy.
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@gay_lumberjack
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7 months
Every damn time.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@svogler17 Queer theory leads to pedophilia. You should not be in a classroom.
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@gay_lumberjack
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9 months
@CostaCoffee Stop targeting gay kids for conversion and sterilization. Your rainbows won’t hide your darkness.
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@gay_lumberjack
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4 months
Controversial question: Why are so few women interested in history? The people in my life who read and discuss history are all men. All of the YouTube history channels are run by -- and watched by - men. What's up, ladies?
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@magicpurplesea What I'm learning from my "do lesbians scare you in the locker room" tweet is that straight and gay women have a natural bond (knowledge that men can be dangerous) that straight and gay men do not have.
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@AOC I’m here in Puerto Rico, and everyone breaks out laughing when I mention your name. Why do you think that is?
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@prideukorg @bpbpublishing Bearded lady writes a book.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@nprpolitics LOL. Even your defense is labeled as “government-funded media”
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1 year
@JohnBrennan whereas you will be remembered for, among other treasonous acts, signing your name to a letter knowingly lying about a laptop as Russian disinformation
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1 year
@m_herbert Why are you recovering in a hospital bed?
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8 months
@NBCNews Did Biden's border invasion take a pause during the storm?
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@gay_lumberjack
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@CallofDuty Unbelievable that brands are learning nothing from Bud Light and Target. Totally unbelievable.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@scttfrnks @fasc1nate Two spaces after period.
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1 year
@NHL @BlueMountian12 So glad we're all living in a world where "facts" are established by posting wishes on social media.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@libsoftiktok Those two female finalists are just as disgusting for tolerating that, laughing with him, and being awww shucks good sports about it.
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@AOC Stop with your boring racial hatred instigation. It’s soooo 2020. 🙄
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@gay_lumberjack
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@benryanwriter Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I respect her even more now.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@libsoftiktok @AmericanMex1 Feminists finally found the type of man they’ll be subservient to.
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@MaxwellFrostFL this is you
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@gay_lumberjack
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1 year
@Lauren_Southern @Airbnb Destroy this company. They've been given too many chances not to be terrible scumbags, and they've squandered all of them.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@ErinInTheMorn this kind of hyperbole is why you're losing people
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@IlhanMN Relax. Some people did something to Gaza.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@TheRichFromCali you're the California everyone is fleeing
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@BrittRooted @OliLondonTV I bit my tongue last night and blood came out. The thrill of menstruation made me feel so alive!
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@gay_lumberjack
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There needs to be a gay bar just for this.
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@RadioFreeTom The complete lack of self-awareness exhibited by this tweet and the responses is remarkable.
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@MalesInDisguise You know what's a great mother's day gift? An orthodontist appointment.
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@ElonAltman @YesssGirl1 “Poor people are covered in paint, right?”
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@bannedyoangel They all seem so happy and polite.
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@twingfi2 I wish you could find a strong, older gay role model for him, someone to show him what a happy, normal (even married) life as a gay man can look like.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@imillhiser At least you guys are being honest about your “free shit” vote strategy now.
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@bandwildyouth Nobody knew who you were. Now we know you as that little gang of creepy misogynists and homophobes.
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@Harvard I look down on Harvard faculty and graduates now. Imagine bragging that you're affiliated with a hate group.
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@MrAndyNgo I hesitate to love this. But I love this.
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@libsoftiktok “even though it’s white feminism” 🤣🤣🤣 When you spend your entire life on TikTok and Tumblr with no daylight.
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@Rauldang111 @OliLondonTV @CBCNews @CBCCanada they probably hired her specifically for her beliefs
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@stokel @yoyoel That's because you've become especially annoying over the past 48 hours.
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@ninaturner Your ancestors sold your ancestors to slave traders.
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@Riley_Gaines_ It’s often the childless hags with purple hair who want to control relations between the sexes.
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@IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib That’s cute. We call her the Jihad Bunny.
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@gay_lumberjack
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Stop falling for the far left’s acronym trap. You are gay. You are not LGBTQ+ If someone attacks LGBTQ+ and you think they’re attacking you, you’ve already lost. Deprogram yourself.
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@TransHomophobes Once again, not a single mention of love or emotions or relationships. Just “why can’t my life be a porno movie?!”
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@MrAndyNgo I have several Puerto Rican friends who rent their homes on the island via AirBNB's and they have been shockingly open to me about not renting to black Americans.
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Thinking dumb thoughts aloud. Do women also feel unsafe with lesbians in the locker room? Lesbians are sexually attracted to women so theoretically could be sexual predators in there. (Same could be asked about gays in male locker rooms). Or is the problem just the anatomy?
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@allastras @mollymcghee People without the skill and talent for wealth creation console themselves with this kind of moral defense.
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@BillboardChris Did you get her badge number? File a complaint even if they do nothing. Get it on record.
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@gay_lumberjack
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@pearlythingz Your parents provided a terrible example for you.
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@gay_lumberjack
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Reminder: Most gays are pretty boring and not filming pornography in federal government buildings.
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@RepCori @RepRashida You made racism a meaningless term so request denied.
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@BylineTV @IndiaWilloughby @jk_rowling @elonmusk In the 1980’s, there were no transgender kids, no transgender clinics, and no such thing as “gender-affirming care,” but everyone managed to grow up just fine. 🤷‍♂️
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@RepAOC the "immediate ceasefire and de-escalation" memo went out via Neuralink to the progressive hivemind.
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@gingerladie @elizableu Found the cringiest comment. 👆
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