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Managing Editor of @TheBabylonBee , bestselling author of Postmodern Pilgrim’s Progress, USMC vet, grumpy dad

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@JoelWBerry
Joel Berry
7 months
Wow Israel is really bad at colonizing
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A mailman who looked suspiciously like my 8-year-old put this in my mailbox this morning
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3 months
Don’t sit there and tell me this guy couldn’t have carried the ring bearer to Mordor.
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5 months
This is one of the most extraordinary 5-minute clips I’ve ever seen on this app. An epoch-making exchange.
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Joel Berry
1 year
It’s not Republican messaging. It’s not low-quality candidates. It’s not Trump. It’s not abortion. It’s mass mail-in/drop-box voting. It’s as simple as that. And Republicans will never win another election unless it’s stopped.
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Joel Berry
2 years
I see everyone suddenly remembered what a woman is
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4 months
Nothing more punk than a group of 50-year-old dudes dressed up as teens singing on behalf of Berkshire Hathaway and Pfizer
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The Post Millennial
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Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong sings “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda”, altering the lyrics of “American Idiot”
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Joel Berry
1 year
When you read Trump’s Twitter feed and realize he never incited an insurrection
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3 months
think of all the unhoused migrants you can hold in there now
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Noah Goldberg
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The LATimes newsroom today. What’s missing
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Joel Berry
3 years
Get married young. Have kids. Live in a small town close to family. Go to church. Smoke a cigar with your buddy on the weekend. Lift weights. Mow the grass. Romance your wife. Build a treehouse. Read good books. Take your boy fishing. Pray.
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2 years
"I'd rather kill this baby than see him adopted by people like you" is a level of hate that's hard to grasp.
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2 years
Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled
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1 year
BREAKING: The phrase “now we’re cooking with gas” has been added to Stanford’s list of harmful language
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7 months
Wild to see left-wing college kids demanding more war
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Joel Berry
1 year
Let the NHL have a Christian Nationalism night and make everyone wear jerseys that say “Christ is Lord” and see what happens
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@JoelWBerry
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10 months
It’s official: stopping child sex trafficking is QAnon now
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2 years
Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled 🙌
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Joel Berry
3 months
There’s a reason the “He Gets Us” commercial didn’t show a liberal washing the feet of someone in a MAGA hat, or a BLM protestor washing an officer’s feet. That would’ve been actually subversive. Because they were strictly following oppressed v oppressor intersectionality…
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Joel Berry
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Unmarried women in America are lost, miserable, addicted to SSRIs and alcohol, wracked with guilt from abortion, and wandering from partner to partner. They are the Democrats’ core base now, and the Democrats will do everything possible to manufacture more of them.
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Joel Berry
4 years
If you ever see a house with a "Hate Has No Home Here" sign in the yard, hate probably has a home there.
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Joel Berry
1 year
Twitter never disappoints
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Joel Berry
3 months
Here's a picture of razor wire that was recently installed around Live Hope Learn orphanage in Haiti to protect the kids from traffickers.
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@kevinmyoung
Dr. Kevin M. Young
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You cannot be PRO-LIFE and PRO-RAZOR WIRE.
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2 years
The police just arrested the suspect, who is a Sunni Muslim.
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2 years
Rachel Levine is a man.
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6 months
It's hard to stay ahead of reality at The Babylon Bee. We had this written last night only to wake up and see the White House doing exactly this before we had the chance to publish
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4 months
Amish farmer Amos Miller is being raided by the DOJ and DOA for the horrific crime of selling meat to his neighbors. I'm so sick of tyrants harassing good people while letting the wicked have free reign.
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The Lancaster Patriot
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BREAKING: State Troopers conducting search on Amos Miller’s farm in Lancaster County, PA.
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Joel Berry
2 years
Chevrolet should immediately replace their Silverado commercials with just this footage.
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Joel Berry
9 months
They grew up in a cesspool of CRT Marxism, queer pseudoscience, and anti-white male hatred. Prepare for the most angry, dangerous right-wingers you’ve ever seen
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Joel Berry
2 years
The Babylon Bee got a shout-out on @billmaher 😂
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Joel Berry
4 months
This needs to be a much bigger story.
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10 months
Reminder that gender dysphoria was listed as a mental illness in the DSM Handbook until Thomas Johnson, an academic who ran a eunuch fetish child porn site, campaigned to remove it.
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4 years
@Adam4d Wow. Actual racism.
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2 years
Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled
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All Trump has to do is say “I’ll deregulate the auto industry so we can build these again” and he’ll win in a landslide
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Gaza is shooting Israel with rockets paid for by America Israel is bombing Gaza with bombs paid for by America Iran is droning Israel with drones paid for by America Sensing a pattern here
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Joel Berry
2 years
We’ve actually arrived at “freedom is slavery” 😂
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Joel Berry
11 months
This moment was a breaking point for many normal people who had given the benefit of a doubt to the LGBTQ community for years
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Joel Berry
3 years
Another @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled
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2 years
Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled
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6 months
Something never talked about: the 1,500,000 white Europeans taken into slavery by the Muslims after 1750
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1 year
We need to ask how on earth this guy was given control over our elections and our entire national discourse.
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Joel Berry
1 year
Congratulations Robin DiAngelo and Ibram X. Kendi! You did it!✊🏿◼️
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9 months
lol
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Joel Berry
3 months
“Your punishment for having a knife when they searched you would be very different from the thief’s. For him to have a knife was mere misbehavior, tradition, he didn’t know any better. But for you to have one was ‘terrorism.’” — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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Just canceled my Planet Fitness membership. Vote with your wallet. A simple thing to do.
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Having a wife who loves being a stay-at-home mom is like a cheat code. She’s happier, the kids are happier, we eat better, the house is beautiful, everyone is less stressed, I’m more motivated to provide, I genuinely feel like the wealthiest man who ever lived.
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Another @TheBabylonBee prophecy fulfilled
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They don't hate colonization. They hate the West. They don't hate oppression. They hate the West. They don't hate racism. They hate the West. They hate the West, and they will happily employ colonization, oppression, and racism to overthrow it.
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10 months
The framing of this CNN story is insane. They wanted an abortion because of a birth defect. Kentucky Medicaid wouldn’t pay for premature delivery to induce death so they traveled out of state for a D&E abortion. The reason they couldn’t hold the baby was because she was in pieces
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2 years
Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled?
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7 months
Torn between letting them watch it and teaching them an important lesson about how we don’t obey unlawful govormet orders in this house
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Trans people on Reddit arguing over whether they should commit mass suicide or mass genocide to accomplish their political goals
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Joel Berry
1 year
For whoever needs to hear it: Banning mass mail-in/drop-box voting would not make it harder to vote. It would not disenfranchise anyone except harvesters and cheaters. This was common sense until 2 years ago.
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3 years
Holy freaking crap 🔥🔥🔥
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The states in red are the only states that require a photo ID to cast a ballot. And even there, those ID requirements don’t apply to mail-in ballots. An absolute scandal.
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If you keep telling mentally ill kids that people disagreeing with them is literal genocide, eventually one of them is going to pick up a weapon.
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2 years
The amazing thing accounts like @DefiantLs and @libsoftiktok teach us is all you need to do to defeat the Left is show the world what the Left believes, in their own words, unfiltered.
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“Trans the kids or we’ll starve them.” Left-wing compassion is a myth.
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2 years
IRS job posting
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1 year
How are actual screenshots of FBI communications with Twitter employees asking them to censor people a “conspiracy theory?”
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Joel Berry
4 months
Vivek seems too good to be true because I couldn't have designed a better candidate in a lab
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Benny Johnson
4 months
Please enjoy this video of Vivek demolishing a Washington Post reporter on “condemning white supremacy” “I’m not pledging allegiance to your new religion” 🔥
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They went from "How many kids have pro-lifers adopted?" to "Pro-lifers who adopt kids are creepy" in like 24 hours
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Remember when people would get fired from their jobs for calling BLM a terrorist organization?
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1 year
In the trans community you’re not allowed to feel bad for a woman who just lost her husband and a son who just lost his father. Read the replies to this.
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Joel Berry
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@VaushV I feel bad for Chris’s wife and son.
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The Babylon Bee is finished
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Joel Berry
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The creep who wrote that article also wrote this
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Bloomberg
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Is 'Sound of Freedom' a QAnon dog whistle, or is it just another thriller? @nberlat saw the movie and has an answer. via @opinion
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Joel Berry
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Making female video game characters weirdly unattractive or unnaturally masculine is an odd trend in video game art that I think is worth discussing. What do you think is behind it?
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The trans movement is a cult that ends in suicide for almost half the kids recruited into it.
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There’s a reason they’ve come for Star Wars, LOTR, and now Narnia. They hate the metamyth, because they hate what it points to. It’s what Tolkien called the “true myth”: the true story of Christ—which breathes life into all other stories. They can’t stand it.
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Christ is -The Passover Lamb -The Bread of Life -The Living Water -The Prince of Peace -The Great High Priest -The Holy One of Israel -The Lion of Judah -The Redeemer -The Cornerstone -The True Vine -The Bridegroom -The Redeemer -Son of God -Son of Man -The King of the Jews…
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Joel Berry
1 year
A year ago my wife begged me to get chickens, and of course I said yes because she is extremely cute, but I was certain it would be a money pit. Now thanks to inflation, our chickens are producing about $200 worth of organic, pasture-raised eggs per month. 😂
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The Republican sweep of the November elections will be blamed on Elon buying Twitter
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@CBSNews So sad to think this child will never have a mother.
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I never want to hear progressivism called “compassionate” again. It’s as cruel as anything could possibly be.
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He gets us.
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2 years
It's only been a couple days since Elon purchased Twitter and the government has already formed a Ministry of Truth
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
2 years
BREAKING: Biden Admin Department of Homeland Security to create a 'Disinformation Governance Board' dedicated to 'countering misinformation'
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1 year
This picture from a political rally has everything the media could ever wish for in a striking visual and a massive news story: a white man choking a black woman. You'll never see it in the media because the white man is a Democrat and the black woman is a Republican.
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7 months
The govormet won this round
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3 years
Another @TheBabylonBee prophecy from 2016 fulfilled
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I spoke with a Haitian orphanage director a couple months ago and I can assure you—the things you’ve heard about Haiti are not only true, they’re 10 times worse than what you’ve heard. I can’t even repeat the horrors that were described to me.
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NBC News
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Elon Musk and conservative influencers have spread unverified claims to millions, smearing Haitian migrants as cannibals as they endure deep uncertainty about the future of their country and family members still there.
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I guess I don’t blame Jewish people for being a little touchy about antisemitism considering people have been trying to wipe them off the face of the earth for thousands of years and almost succeeded just a few decades ago
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Trump/Ramaswamy 2024
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Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled
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Joel Berry
1 year
Most of us aren’t experts on the Ukraine/Russia situation, but seeing Zelensky speak to congress in a tactical green army sweatshirt like he just stepped off the front lines is one of those little details that makes so much of this seem like theater to regular folks.
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Joel Berry
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Conservatives worry whether a position will be popular enough. Leftists strategize how they’re going to successfully shove an unpopular idea down everyone’s throat until it becomes popular.
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Joel Berry
10 months
Besides not watching it, I wish there was something more I could do to not support this movie
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1 year
Don't everyone get too excited about Elon's poll we haven't counted the mail-in ballots yet
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10 months
Welp.
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1 year
Someone needs to make a simple, analog, low-cost, gas-powered truck without a single computer chip inside it. That would sell like crazy
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Beautiful.
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Richard Dawkins when he realizes Christianity forms the only basis for freedom and human rights
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Can’t say I’m surprised the “abort the babies and trans the kids” people are friends with the “kill the Jews” people
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