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Why do they have spotlights on her like she’s King Kong
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The opening of the Top Golf in Little Rock is going great
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“You better not be break dancing on Joe Flacco’s head when I get home.” Me at home:
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Jontay has been a menace since college
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Got that W!!!🤑
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Russell Wilson: “Hey coach, I had some ideas to make our offense unliiiiiimited.” Mike Tomlin:
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Y’all mind if I have a good costume? @CaucasianJames
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@FabrizioRomano @RMCsport Fab you’re the one who reported it
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@mindykaling My friend @AMFreund worked hard on that delivery 😡
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@PFTCommenter trying to explain the USA rugby standings
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Falcons fans realizing that Penix won’t be starting until he’s 28
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@WorldWideWob Seems familiar
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Will Smith reminding y’all that paper beats rock
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Don’t forget when Skip Bayless said Dak was weak for being depressed after the death of his brother:
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Pookie, -13.5 is looking absolutely fire
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it’s just that i genuinely believe some of you don’t deserve to have free will
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Congrats on the Sex @PFTCommenter
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@PFTCommenter Harbaugh shaking hands with Ohio native, Harambe, in heaven
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@CultureCrave 🐐 scene
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@AMFreund Got you king 👑
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@mindykaling My friend @AMFreund worked hard on that delivery 😡
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@Jakeandbake336 Imagine describing something as indefensible...and then defending it
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@PFTCommenter Shoutout @katebarstool for this gem
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@BarstoolBigCat His neck snapped so quick @PFTCommenter
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Rekindling an old flame #numberneighbor
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Arguing with experts in their field>>>
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Lmao yeah ridder can stay over there. Get ready to learn British buddy!!!!
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@AOC @KFCBarstool @NLRB @AFLCIO Do you have any Madden codes? (Xbox preferably)
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@BarstoolBigCat “Im not even a fan of religion, but prayers up to Dak”
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Down 105 points with Herbert Waller and Renfrow playing tonight…
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@Sad_Lakers_Fan @WorldWideWob We at the Orlando Magic achieve the impossible every year
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*Derek Carr gets injured* Jameis Winston:
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Tide fans waking up Greg Byrne to pay Nate Oats more money
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Josh Allen when the Bills replace Stefon Diggs and Gabe Davis with Michael Thomas and MVS
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“Hey Arthur, you should give the ball to Bijan Robinson at the 1 yard line.” Arthur:
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"WHY DOES THIS EXIST. WHO IS THIS FOR."
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WHY DOES THIS EXIST. WHO IS THIS FOR.
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Jesus Christ:
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Unreal cross. fuck
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@HardFactorPat @Delta Have you tried turning it off and on?
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@kth8t what are you the time police
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@bruce_heck66 @JJWatt “Feel free to protest but only when it doesn’t make me uncomfortable”
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@CaucasianJames They bounce back better than anyone James
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It would’ve been the most Jordan Poole thing of all time. He’s changed.
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Jordan Poole contemplated shooting from a seated position
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@WorldWideWob @LandAhoy14 @DragonflyJonez You know what she wasn’t? Elusive.
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@calebpressley Same energy
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This is what the local mortician looks like after a town tragedy
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When you feel bad for the Celtics organization but this is tremendous content
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@PFTCommenter I am making sure not to bet on the Dolphins Seahawks Bucs or Jags because in Qatar you’re not allowed to support the byes
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@BarstoolBigCat I think it’s in their name Dan
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KAT the type of guy to sleep with this on and snore like “mimimimi”
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@DragonflyJonez Going into a custody battle all to throw the ball to Breshad Perriman
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@kbnoswag A Response To “A Response To ‘8 Reasons Why I’ll Never Date A Frat Boy’ From A Girl With Multiple Frat Boy Friends” From A Girl With Literally So Many Non Frat Boy Friends
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@PFTCommenter I’m benching DK in fantasy because when you SEA CIN the best thing to do is sacrifice a calf
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@katebarstool Classic New York leaving all this waist on the sidewalk
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@THIRTY30RACK
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 low budget Druski like the #8 Kobe
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@KFCBarstool Steve Ballmer will be doing this by the 2nd clippers game
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KAT the type of guy to sleep with this on and snore like “mimimimi”
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*Aggies getting blown out by 20* Buzz Williams:
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Every Travis Kelce owner who picks up Noah Gray
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Rip Tony Sirico… "Pine Barrens" is one of the greatest Sopranos episodes.
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@PFTCommenter I’m asking Lance Armstrong advice before betting on the Ravens Dolphins game because he’s an expert on an MIA-BAL
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Imagine Steve Kerr pulling out one of these for Scott Foster next time Draymond gets a T
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Should coaches be allowed to call techs on refs?
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“Long-haired lady, drops back for a pass”
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Randy Newman should be a referee @NFL
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@BarstoolBigCat can you even run
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Looks so easy from Harry Kane
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@TylerIAm Fan throws a drink at you in Detroit: Press A: Dry off and focus on the game Press B: Punch as many people as possible
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Brandon Staley after the Chargers poop their pants late in a primetime football game again
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@CultureCrave This part on repeat
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A new era for Orlando #MagicTogether
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@BarstoolBigCat When it’s time for kid number 10
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And that was talking soccer @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat
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@BarstoolBigCat Joakim Noah and Corey Brewer need to be the first 2 signings
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Will Smith reminding y’all that paper beats rock
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This moment will never be topped. Marcus Paige’s tying shot is ridiculous and the game winner is even better. Scenes.
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Who got that one video of the best March Madness moment ever
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@FieldYates Kevin Stefanski when Deshaun shows up to the facility
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All this…. Just to beat this.
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@PFTCommenter The man oozes class
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@BarstoolBigCat “Mom, can we get Hannah Cook?” “We have Hannah Cook at home!” Hannah Cook at home:
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@MickstapeShow @NBA2K @StoolGametime @Ronnie2K @HoopsChannel Playing against your old team and one of your teammates gets into a fight Press A: Play middle man between new friends and old Press B: Show teammate the blueprints of the stadium and reveal the super secret passage way into the other teams locker room
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Ian Eagle: “And there’s Finch getting carried off. Not putting any weight on his right knee. We’ll step aside…”
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Finch said “oh fuck” I been there buddy
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@CultureCrave @Variety Should be 1 more year tops
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@FeitsBarstool Well there wasn’t a pandemic back then
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You just had to be there #MagicTogether
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@ConkyNC @PeteBlackburn It was made just now for the Puli Penis
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@kbnoswag first you ask if they're in the right headspace to receive the D
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Aaaaayooo??! #EveChe
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