Cap’n Scoot
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@LolOverruled
How do you get to a place where you genuinely believe that a “majority of T’s” are “attracted to kids”? It’s completely absent of truth.
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@Convolutedname
@GravitysRa1nbow
I am STUNNED that he didn’t say “have you run a poll? Here on X polls get millions of engagement”
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@Browtweaten
It’s just insane that every single decision he makes stems from the fact that he’s convinced everyone loves him and that all the negativity he receives is from bots.
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@BigHern
Her entire routine is built around food intake. This is an unhealthy relationship with food
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@HydrationChimp
My dream BF
-invisible
-doesn’t actually exist
-drops money in my bank account weekly
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@mkraju
The GOP made that decision in their huddle while in the next room over Officer Sicknick is to lie in honor in the rotunda tonight because he was murdered during a terrorist attack that she is partly responsible for.
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@abughazalehkat
Imma be honest, Kat. I played a role in this. I got up and went to my voting location and cast my vote for the Biden/Harris ticket. I’m open to be interviewed if you need sources for this story and I have witnesses that can corroborate and were accomplices.
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@EYSP9377
If this is the last thing I ever see on the internet it will have all been worth it
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@RealCandaceO
President Trump had ordered the withdrawal of troops by may 1. What are you even talking about?
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@atrupar
I dont know who better to solve the homeless crisis in CA than a couple wealthy white folks joking about their private planes
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@Lesdoggg
There’s so much good in there. “Hit her with space lasers” is top shelf. But honestly it’s the “get the fuck outta here” at the end that just fills me up. It’s the most New York ever and New York is the greatest city on earth.
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@JUNlPER
I like that they made it so much easier to photoshop hilarious things into the picture. That was actually very kind of them.
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@Bopper05
@parkerj2011
@GeorgeW17052030
@AnnCoulter
Back this up with some tangible evidence. Prove to me it's a fact that I love to be raped by immigrants because I'm a liberal. I'll wait.
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@mkraju
Manu- She tweeted a q anon conspiracy theory IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT MEETING. Ask McCarthy about this
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@resistancestan
@boom_tentpeg
“I want a ceasefire because I am horrified that civilians are being killed but while I wait I want to watch Jews being raped and murdered and burned alive while someone fondles me.”
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@heyheyandre_art
Not sure if this is a serious question or you just did this so people would like the tweet to check
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@Olivia_Beavers
@JanNWolfe
She tweeted a q anon conspiracy theory IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT MEETING
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@ProfLCB
@BGminimom
I was ADVISED to flush the toilet by the doctor. This is so fucking cruel.
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@justinbaragona
Remember YESTERDAY when Rudy G was on FOX NEWS saying he was in possession of child pornography that he found on hunters laptop and has just been spending time with for months? Are we just letting that go?
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@NotJosephGarcia
This looks perfect if you’re just trying to take a random loop on a random highway
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@NateSilver538
Yes. Turns out.... if you pretend like some states don’t exist then the numbers change. This is a brilliant take.
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@IAPonomarenko
Also.... to all the liquor stores who are taking Russian vodka off their shelves.... stop. You already bought it. Have a sale on it and then send that money directly to the Ukrainian army and/or humanitarian relief funds.
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@Tim_Tweeted
Imagine being Chris when he finally gets those headphones off and that’s what he hears.
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@LisaDNews
My gift to you after this long day is this video of Nancy elbow nudging pence at the end.
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@flwrpwr1969
@DonnaBeumler
I will not deal with having
@MooreSenate
in the senate while forcing out
@alfranken
. It's ass backwards. It's upside down. Al Franken hold strong.
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@lavenderfishboy
Last week he randomly referenced her Christmas tree farm on the podcast and you think he doesn’t know she has cats? The cat was just on the cover of times magazine and you think he doesn’t know she has cats? I love you delulus.
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I like that since the dawn of time no one could ever name the Transportation Secretary but now y’all are so obsessed with Mayor Pete. Maybe there’s a reason. 🤔
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@Bopper05
@parkerj2011
@GeorgeW17052030
@AnnCoulter
On the FBI website it says I like being raped by illegal immigrants? I scanned the website. I didn't find that part. Can you show me?
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@christress
“This looks like the inner workings of a ballsack” I’m obsessed with the idea she doesn’t know what an onion looks like but nails ballsack anatomy.
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@aneida_sanchez
In the future when aliens ask what America was like this is the only video they need to see
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@ChristnNitemare
I suddenly also find myself wanting this man’s wife, in laws, parents, and unborn children to hate him too.
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@Bopper05
@parkerj2011
@GeorgeW17052030
@AnnCoulter
No no friend. It's a question for you. Since you took it upon yourself to continue her message and claim it as fact. Back your argument up.
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@MalcolmNance
Suicide bomber responsible for early morning IED (roadside bomb) attack on Christian holy day has been identified. Early reports suggest that in recent years he became radicalized online by extremist groups who promote conspiracy theories and domestic terrorism.
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@abughazalehkat
Just astonishing that a made up story about litter boxes in classrooms wasn’t the kitchen table issue we all thought it was.
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@MrTooDamnChris
Going from the “rich man north of Richmond” discourse directly into “serious men wear suits” has been spectacular. Seemingly zero understanding of how unserious they sound.
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@SECNetwork
@sunisalee_
@AuburnGym
Which part is the nabieva?! I love Suni Lee but I know nothing about gymnastics
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@mmpadellan
snls doing something right because I'm a 24 year old female who stayed home tonight just to see the opening monologue
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@Newtima333
@LilNasX
“Damn I hate is gayism” is objectively a hilarious thing to say but also get bent you loser.
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@jheil
@RepKinzinger
The 1 q every Repub needs to be asked is, who had to die? Which 1 of them had to be assassinated for them to care? Bc it wasn’t the murder of the officer or the death of their voters. So who? A freshman rep? Unlikely. A senator? Maybe. VP Pence? Who had to die for them to care?
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@muskies34
@edsbs
Here’s my little guy. His name is Tim. Tims pretty smart but he has miscalculated the distance between boat and dock a few times and gone for a swim.
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@LastWeekTonight
What is it with cologne/perfume culture? Why is every signal advertisement like a weird acid trip from Cannes
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@Sparrow_Hater
I simply wouldn’t tell the internet that I fucked up so badly that the court thinks I should only be allowed supervised visits.
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@ChristnNitemare
Living in fear of god = freedom
Living by “your consciousness” = tyranny.
Got it.
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@atrupar
These people and their pieces of fucking paper. Why are they always trying to show us random pieces of paper
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@BadVaccineTakes
…. What does the first part have to do with the second part. I’m scared and want to go home.
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@IAPonomarenko
Also.... to all the liquor stores who are taking Russian vodka off their shelves.... stop. You already bought it. Have a sale on it and then send that money directly to the Ukrainian army and/or humanitarian relief funds.
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