Christian Nightmares
@ChristnNitemare
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Joined February 2010
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In other words, the Matt Gaetz’s ethics report is really, really bad.
MTG Threatens To Expose “Secret Sexual Payoffs” By Republicans If They Release Matt Gaetz’s Ethics Report .
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More footage from this tax exempt Texas megachurch…
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A trailer for an unintentionally hilarious new Christian movie called 'Journey to Hell'
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Just a photo of the Christian Universal Ministry basketball team back in the day. h/t @UniWatch @DJGloveRepair
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Good morning! I’ll never get tired of posting this.
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This pastor is very angry about a boy wearing fingernail polish: "I want to break his fingers."
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Just a reminder that a few months ago Russell Brand was baptizing people in his tighty-whities.
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My mom died suddenly and unexpectedly this past Sunday and I’m heartbroken. I’m not sure if or when I’ll get back to doing this.
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Former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson yesterday at the Franklin City Hall, Tennessee vote on whether or not the Gay Pride Parade should be permitted this year: "God hates sodomy. He hates homosexuality. … and god hates pride.” h/t @Mike_Hixenbaugh @JoeMyGod
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Because it's Rapture Day again, here's a classic scene from Six Feet Under.
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Christian mom warns against the evil of ‘Hocus Pocus 2’
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Raise your hand if you don’t think this really happened ✋Also, what a bizarre and disturbing reaction he had…
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Just a little follow up on the cheeseball lady…
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Pat Robertson has died at 93. Never forget what Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell Sr. said after 9/11.
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This has more views than anything I’ve ever posted. It’s terrifying and incredibly sad. But with all the conservative hysteria over drag queen story hours, etc, I think it’s important to show the kind of indoctrination that starts at a very young age in many evangelical churches.
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I thought he was going to be a nice guy for a second…
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On a scale of 1-10, how bummed do you think this kid is that his dad is making him spend his spring break this way?
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This married Christian couple who are in college together have some rules for each other…
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Seems like a perfectly healthy activity for kids…
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Josh Duggar Will Remain In Prison For 9 More Years After Appeal Denied
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So, @instagram disabled my account & its community of 124,000 smart, funny people for no clear reason. Critiques of harmful aspects of evangelical Christianity are needed now more than ever! If you'd like to see my account restored, please retweet this & share on your IG. Thanks!.
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I think that smile might be masking a lot of pain…
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From the archives: Pastor Jack Schaap's "polished shaft" sermon is still one of the most disturbing things I've ever posted on Christian Nightmares. He ended up serving 11 years in federal prison for having sex with a 16-year-old girl who sought him out for counseling.
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This is from the opening day of the 2023 Emerge Men's Conference from Awaken Church. h/t @csmayhew
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This is what indoctrination looks like and it’s heartbreaking…
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.@instagram deleted my account & its community of 175,000 smart, funny people for reasons that are incredibly murky. Critiques of Christian Nationalism and the like are needed now more than ever! If you'd like to see my account restored, please retweet & share on your IG. Thanks!
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Never forget what Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell Sr. said after 9/11.
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Yet another ridiculous Rapture reenactment.
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I think I might have a sister I didn’t know about…
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I had no idea that Reagan had a boner when this photo was taken….
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Miracle couple and a triple healing at a Texas de Brazil restaurant!
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I think it's time for everyone to see this again.
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem freezes funding for NGOs after discovering they're not "about Jesus"
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This is what indoctrination looks like and it’s truly heartbreaking.
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Happy Mother's Day! Here's an anti-feminist Christian pamphlet from the 1960s
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