Television writer (Hunting Wives STARZ), Native American Media Alliance Fellow, CRIMEWATCHERS podcast, New Yorker Humor. Turtle Mtn. Band of Chippewa, Tsimshian
my ex gf and i participated in this study and it ruined our relationship. not kidding. they had us do a bunch of stuff and the scan showed the same part of my brain lighting up when i said "i love you" as when they had me tell a deliberate lie so she broke up with me. it sucks.
it's 1998. you have a nintendo 64 with goldeneye. you just ordered pizza with extra cheese. your friends are coming over and you have four rumble paks. you don't know it right now but this is as good as life will ever get
MILF Manor? No thanks. We need a show called Dad Island. No sex stuff or anything. Just ten dads on an island getting to know each other. It doesn't even have to be on an island
Daughter just saw Toy Story for the first time. Loved it. But she said she wants to see the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on
not a fresh insight but you can see an unintentional example in this video of how being a celebrity cooks your brain. having a conversation and the whole time there's guys yelling at you to come over and look at them. no wonder famous people go crazy if they don't start that way
You take the Blue Pill, the story ends. You take the Fred Pill, you get the essential vitamins and minerals you need to support your healthy growing body
If I get a $600 stimulus check I will turn it into $4800 with a three-way parlay on Celtics to win, Celtics opening tip, and Kevin Garnett points and rebounds in Game 7 of the 2012 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals
I've seen compilations of crashes at this exit before and thought it must be the worst designed road in America. Just saw the dashcam video on the right of someone taking it and it's...completely normal. You're actually always supposed to slow down when you exit a freeway. Lmao
At my Joker screening they were checking for guns on the way into the theater? And if you didn't have one, they provided you with one??? I was like ok that's kind of messed up
Wait no no no I misunderstood the tip. I WENT to a GameStop and bought up all of their STOCK. Now I have like 15 copies of Call of Duty Infinite Warfare and 30 copies of Assassin's Creed Unity. And I am in massive credit card debt. Are you ducking KIDDING me
Subway is offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to ‘Subway.’
The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.
Every glimpse of Mark Zuckerberg further solidifies Jesse Eisenberg's sniveling, petty performance in the Social Network as the most generous biopic portrayal of all time
BREAKING: The Ever Given has blocked the River Styx making passage into Hades impossible! You may now act in defiance of the gods without fear of eternal repercussion!
@nypost
If I were writing about a video of somebody engaging in consenting sexual activity with another adult that was leaked against their will I wouldn't say they were "caught." I'd say they were the victim of a sex crime. But I guess I'm different than the New York Post
Chekhov's Breakfast is the opposite of Chekhov's Gun. If a breakfast is prepared in a movie it CANNOT be eaten and MUST be ignored by a character who drinks two gulps of coffee as they head out the door
well the no intermission problem is real. just pissed myself watching killers of the flower moon. can't believe I have to just sit here in it for another three hours and fifteen minutes
@DukeAlumni
Wow. If we change the cooking practices of 1.1 billion people in Africa (none of whom are quoted or cited in this article) we can allow 21 million people in the US to keep driving SUVs to the golf course. This is a huge win for the climate.
I will occasionally block somebody just because their interpretation of a piece of art is so fundamentally incorrect that I want to make sure I never accidentally pay attention to anything they have to say in the future
House Atreides should have loaned out money to the other houses to buy spice, sliced their debts into risk-defined tranches, bundled those into securities, created a derivative market to shift the credit exposure, and sold insurance on the defaults
Dune 2 is great and all, but why do we never hear anything about a spice production futures market? Or why didn't the Atreides family sell a bond based on their future cashflows from production of spice to buy a bigger military and therefore do a better job of protecting Arakis?
Can we take a moment to celebrate platonic love? Everyone needs that work friend they can eat lunch with and complain to. Here's my wife with her assistant Brian at their last holiday party (I couldn't make it, got sick from a sandwich she made me beforehand). Great guy
dorian gray thing seems like a pretty good deal. you're telling me i look great but the catch is there's a picture of me that looks like shit? pictures of me already look like shit.
Wow. Just realized that if I Can Haz Cheezburger came out today it would probably be "I Can Haz Impossible Burger?" Sad what's happened to this country/the world. Mostly due to woke of course
Craziest one I have learned about since posting this is turkeys and guinea fowl. Maybe appear even more similar than gators and crocs but also not at all related. Mom also saw this and texted me and said me and my dad. I asked if she was joking she said no
I love how the word 'linger' is inextricably tied to The Cranberries in most people's consciousness. How many other artists have such a relationship with a single word?