I don't think the conservative take on
@realDonaldTrump
paying no taxes should be: BECAUSE HE'S SMART!
I've paid nearly 50% of my income in taxes, year after year, and any system that allows billionaires to pay ZERO is unspeakable corrupt.
How about changing it, Democrats?
Peter Strzok's wife threatened to leave until he explained that not once did he let his affair with Lisa Page affect any specific actions he took in their marriage.
The lovely Amy McGrath is a Marine Corps veteran. The average donation to her campaign is $36.
Mitch McConnell is a broken-down old man owed by cheap labor lobbyists.
#DefeatMcConnell
Hey Jeff Flake: Sure, let's postpone the vote so we can hear her "repressed
memory" from 35 years ago. Here's MY repressed memory: You as a Republican.
I'm amazed at Trump's mastery of the subjects, amazed at how ridiculously polite he was, amazed at how good he was.
Biden is a slurring dementia patient.
The other protester yelling at Flake was an immigrant, Ana Maria Archila. Maybe you could wait a generation or two before screaming at us about how to run our country.
US national soccer team player Ali Krieger has said she would "absolutely not" go to the White House if invited and stood by her teammate Megan Rapinoe in her war of words with President Trump
To Trump:
You had your chance, with a Republican House and Senate. You handed domestic policy to your son-in-law and Gary Cohn. You handed foreign policy to your son-in-law and a country that gave your son-in-law $2 billion.
Shut the fuck up, forever.
John McCain, having run for president (repeatedly) & been soundly rejected by the voters (repeatedly), has submitted an immigration bill that omits the wildly popular immigration promises that got his better, Donald J. Trump, elected president on his first try.
BREAKING: 'PRESIDENT TRUMP KNEW FOR WEEKS THAT THE DRUG HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE COULD HAVE SAVED MILLIONS OF LIVES, BUT DID NOTHING'
- The New York Times, 1 month from now
Trump tweets about Roger Stone raid, "Who alerted CNN to be there?" Just think! If you were president, you could haul the FBI director's ass into the Oval Office and ask him yourself.
The goal of a national emergency is to end illegal immigration and cartel smuggling. Building 100-200 miles of fencing gradually will not do it. With this new amnesty,they UACs will come anywhere including points of entry and not only get amnesty for themselves but for those here
I don’t think history will remember James Comey as the worst FBI director ever. Instead, I think he will be remembered as an extremely tall federal inmate.
Ann Coulter stuns the Bill Maher crowd with a simple heuristic: "If it were a white male shooting, we'd know."
Maher: "We don't know who did this shooting. The Superbowl shooting"
Coulter: "If it were a white man shooting, we'd know."
Maher: "You think they're repressing that…
Journalists (August 2018): Alex Jones caused the families of Sandy Hook victims to be harassed. He must be BANNED from all social media!
Journalists (January 2019): Please kill these children and their families.
One thing I don’t really get on the Roe v Wade outrage is women can just avoid the whole thing by staying home and socially distanced, which also will protect immunocompromised people from covid.
If I dress as an Indian for Halloween, it’s cultural appropriation. So why isn’t it cultural appropriation to pretend to be an Indian to get a job at Harvard?
The White House is very proud that their new press secretary, announced today, will make history as the first person in that post who is a black lesbian. But in a bow to tradition, she IS a complete moron.
Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy.
BREAKING: The Hill newspaper names 3 GOP senators as possible votes to convict Trump. Turns out they're all legendarily feckless old ladies: Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, & Mitt Romney.
Don’t think the FBI is incompetent? Just ask the 3,000 victims of the 9/11 attack, after the FBI blew off an agent’s WARNING that a lot of Muslims were taking flight lessons.
Kamala & that ludicrous creature from Hawaii walked out of Judiciary Committee hearing & are wailing to cameras in the hallway, just as our founding fathers anticipated.
I don't see why Dems on the House Judiciary Committee needed to remove their face masks to question AG Barr today, inasmuch as they all were talking 100% out their asses.
The
@SenateGOP
should hold a press conference in the morning and say "We now see what's really going on here and are therefore cancelling Thursday's hearing with Dr. Ford and will hold a vote on Kavanaugh today."
Because the media won't acknowledge it themselves, Trump just showed a video laying out the timeline of his administration's action on coronavirus and made the media sit through it in the briefing, watching their own networks' words.
Savage.