Alex Blechman
@AlexBlechman
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Writer, game designer x Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole Stuff for Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: TC, Saints Row, other places
Joined June 2014
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.
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RT @AlexBlechman: Elden Ring is fun because after surviving a shattered dying world abandoned by grace it's nice to unwind by playing a vid….
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RT @AlexBlechman: You, whenever something weird & bad happens: Hehe, the simulation is breaking down. Programmer running simulation: Our so….
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RT @AlexBlechman: Be careful online today. This is the one day a year when people post false information on the internet.
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RT @AlexBlechman: The first step of game development is deciding whether the hero collects coins or orbs. This is a painstaking process - s….
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RT @AlexBlechman: Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev “Can the player summon a giant demon that bursts fro….
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I know moving platforms is a tall ask but if you crosspost to blusky you will probably get the same size response with 1/10th the followers. This place is tumbleweeds with human faces painted on.
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RT @AlexBlechman: I have some invite codes for 🦋 if anyone needs them:. YOUDONTNEEDINVITESANYMORE. HAVENTNEEDEDTHEMFORMONTHS. YOUCANJUSTSIG….
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If you last checked it out a year or two ago and it seemed not quite there yet, it’s there now.
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FYI the other bluer place feels way more lively than twitter now. I get shuttered mall vibes here. I can post the same exact tweet at the same time on both places, and it’ll get 3 views here and 5,000 likes there.
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RT @AlexBlechman: H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu. Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy.
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RT @AlexBlechman: AI makes books obsolete. In the future instead of reading stories you’ll run away from a metallic dog.
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RT @AlexBlechman: *Neil deGrasse Tyson is watching a werewolf movie. Everyone else in the theater keeps glancing over expecting him to comp….
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I have some invite codes for 🦋 if anyone needs them:. YOUDONTNEEDINVITESANYMORE. HAVENTNEEDEDTHEMFORMONTHS. YOUCANJUSTSIGNUP.
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Blue ⛅️ isn’t an “echo chamber.” It’s customizable. There’s no algorithm choosing for you, so you pick exactly what you want to see. It’s an echo chamber in the same way your bookshelf at home only has books you put on it.
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RT @AlexBlechman: There should be a Game Award category “Brought Comfort To Millions Of Introverted Middle-Aged Dads.”. Every year it’d be….
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