Adrian Mikulak Profile
Adrian Mikulak

@ajmikulak

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More people voted in this poll than this election
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Jews: G-d is an immense unknowable force whose mysteries it would be a fool’s errand to even attempt to understand Catholics: God sacrificed his only son for us, we must use our free will to live up to this sacrifice Protestants: I talked to god and he said it’s fine i got a DUI
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@Sunupu5150 @WhackNicholson Bass pro addicts be like just one more shift
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@AnAnimeGiraffe Everyone in the replies getting mad at this
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@VellowVperedist Japanese dev: what whimsical creations will gamers make with our new tools American: i have made a hyper efficient drone in zelda to kill all the enemies for me
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@soonrightaway Probably control the crime underworld together by enforcing a Spider-Man/Goblin status quo
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@raaleh Maybe we’ll create the next evolution of man with our perfect cocktail of lead and microplastics
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@James_M_92 @g_samp As long as you’re not dating high schoolers that’s good
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@chantaldykerman Who rocked it better
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@wownicebuttdude White boy rizz off the charts
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@UweBollocks @benner I like the idea that people in heaven are waiting eagerly for other people to die
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@kendalllfleming @BigTucsonDad People used to be less ironic in the past
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@eff_hey There is such a thing as an amount of money that can kill you, either too little or too much. He had the amount of money that makes you think you are smarter than all available human wisdom
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@InsiderAsia Suddenly American media wants us to be worried about deceptive advertising practices as if that is not what the entirety of their industry is subsidized by
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@darthgordita I love how willing he is to just fucking bomb big time lol
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@lleer00n @SkellyWanderer If some loser from a tv show who probably lives in New Jersey or Connecticut came up to me at fucking Times Square station to tell me they’re snitching on me i would probably have a similar response
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@gonnagonowbai @MollyGriffard @juliakite More proof that we water succulents too much lol
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@ErgoFoxxxy @most_opppressed All these memes lost, like tears in the rain
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@THETREE0FLlFE Forgetting the step before
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@veniceperra @mk048_ @CHEETAHDEMA @dfhfgmkfhh Imo the fan cams are better put to use on white supremacist hashtags, feels somewhat insensitive to post an unrelated video to a hashtag abt abuse but maybe that’s just me
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@USA_Polling Reveling in a W unimaginable to most people
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@bigsnugga Greatest city in the world hands down
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@jonathanmb32 “Am i allowed to take home a paper cup”
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@ziwe @DrewBarrymore She should be on the next season of White Lotus
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@NeeNeinNyetNo His grandfather is also, shall we say, noteworthy
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@JoshuaPotash This is like the Simpsons tennis episode where Chief Wiggum is the official for the matches lol
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@legotrillermoth She could’ve said any of the Barbies and it would just be a compliment lol
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@ianmichaelstone @cottoncandaddy Would absolutely love to see a BTS photo of her up there readin the fuckin NYT lol
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@noradotcool @BrandyLJensen Lori Loughlin way more than Jessica Biel after seeing both these images
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@touchy1_ Being berated by the child is the yearly penance they pay and then they get to continue pouring barrels of toxic waste in drinking water and making trillions of dollars. It is ritual
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@robmanuel “We think you might be interested in becoming a new specific type of weird little freak” and boy would they not be wrong
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@tyler02020202 Everyone in the comments saying skin Walker is making this even funnier because I assumed from sw it was sex worker lol
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@mia11112233 I honestly think this is the funniest possible formula for him, Bella Thorne spouting positive Gen z platitudes bewilderedly while he just bombs doing jokes that weren’t funny the first time someone came up with them let alone now, 30 years later
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@paularambles Taking a heroic dose of eggs
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@zachsilberberg “Anybody ever come up weird to you?” with that little grin he has is such an A tier interview question
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@SpicyMargarita @LukeMones That was actually the most united we were as a nation. Funniest week of all time
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@movieboy69 A likely response from the movie BOY
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@warlocktrash @calebgamman I will never forgive Jack Antonoff for collaborating with Lorde
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@_phoebeparadise Really thought that was the automated voice until he turned the camera around on him
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@cammyclare @plebius_scoot @kylegordon101 Luckily we kept authentic Balkan performer Kyle Gordon for the other role
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@ConditorCancri @yeoldedad Midlife crisis solved by getting rid of the sex addiction documents and the whistleblowing your company documents
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@hatetotheparty @UniverseChew @EfinleyF Often lost with digital effects is the visceral and textural nature of a good physical prop
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@wabitami1 @AnemoneAndMe @Foone Brought to you by the good people at Monsanto
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@luisaislost @X1ALINGHQ Lexi went way too hard and everyone in the audience was way too amped about the play which was just her airing out her friends’ baggage despite as Cassie says, not having experienced life in an active way they way Cassie has/had
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@chaeffer_ @ettingermentum How does the ethanol part even make sense
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@hankofjuly Now this has elevated him to potentially most interesting guy in Hollywood
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@Dusty_Daddy_ I wish they’d picked a better line to respond to “you can’t sit with us” with because it doesn’t even make sense to say “so you’re saying there’s a chance” to that
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@morganfmckay I’m always saying I wish my commute took longer and included random searches
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@willw They will not stop until everything is motion smoothed AI filled in 60 FPS 4K upscaled mush
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@Lisi_Meli_Mac @been_herde Nice i just need about 5,000 of those to watch the full movie normally
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@bklynb4by Funniest part
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@punished_stu She got the education connection flow
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@DunccDonuts @DegenerateThing Every western country got some type of universal healthcare somewhere after WWII and the US didn’t and they’re like we’re an enlightened utopia unlike the American yokels
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@providenceluvr @arod_twit Rebelling by trying to find a more annoying thing to be
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@Fratty_Hearst Could never in my life have anticipated that the lead singer would be a white female rapper and yet it also makes complete sense
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@turntineforwhat Spitting image of his dad, very little Meghan Trainor DNA in that kid’s looks
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@fistupfightback @yikingtons This sounds fucking horrible lmfao
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@PeeMelville Greta might have the forehead but she does not have the sharp chin the other two do
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@irene_koo Race science so advanced it requires an accompanying race algebra
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@KevMagnet I kind of get it though, it’s both a kind of iconic character and yet an empty vessel, there’s no frame of reference for what his vibe is from other media really beyond like good times fun guy
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@plainly_andy @Hardporecorn69 @hampsterofx The last sentence is true but for different reasons
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@SpiritofLenin @NYSoviet The joke missing from the beginning of this clip is the premise that they’re celebrating a functionally meaningless victory that the US has captured Kandahar and the war will be over any minute now, there were a lot of dispatches like that at the time that this was gonna flip it
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@je_m_a @atduskgreg Imagine what it would take to explain why this is funny to someone in 2006
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@joker_misato @______tit Mfw I go on a tour sponsored by the company I’m “investigating” and I’m blessedly able to clear them of any wrongdoing
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@SuperMcfagbag @_Cowboy_Dan_ @kathbarbadoro @treeuhbabz That’s what makes him such an interesting dramatic idea, he is maybe the first male character to exist purely vestigial to a female character
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@thehellmaxxerFU @KevMagnet Seems like a very patient dad
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@hairy_witch @sassytitslunch Tons of space, massive fridges, weird secret rooms!
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@ItsARedHerringg @Timcast It’s very sad that you’re not 14 and you’re posting this lol
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@_carrrmen @Bengmark @solomongeorgio They’d be a lib coward cop who does the nae nae with teenagers but also is too afraid to report a culture of racism and violence in the department
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@_Joshua_b @bornfugly I guess you could say Tesla cars lighting on fire is making some dent, however small, in the imperial core
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@phrave @s4m31p4n Lookin like a damn Futurama character with those teeth
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@Seamus_Malek Yes, but not only that, a pack of skittles and an Arizona iced tea appear in the beginning to signal to us that an iconic character is being revealed
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@StillZhearun @cooIboobs That kind of adds to the American factor of it, just melting microplastics and road filth into every piece of our disgusting food
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@ShacaYada2 1 in 101 vs 1 in 258,915~ (US v Vietnam respectively) for anyone wondering. That’s fucking insane
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@judysquirrels Selma i thought you were chill man wtf
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@Lamesama @alob_e That is the most like middle of nowhere, dead end job death drive shit
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@canslp_ @toweldent @jkass99 The butterfly effect going on in this man’s brain is incredible, with this logic you could be taking any photo and the breastfeeding would be coincidental but my man couldn’t stop himself
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@lininohio @MorePerfectUS That’s always been the point of this, to widen the labor pool and give the worker less bargaining power.
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@gallahadion He just like me fr
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@jakeallr It can be both
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@Kaliebud She was definitely doing a bit but that’s very funny still
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@buttscream @PostinMonkey This one is leaps and bounds more fucking insane
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@Rickoennington @tylerduran21 @KrisSkulls This is fucking insane, this might actually be it
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@TueElungJensen @CultureShockArt @JulieAbridged It’s whatever image produces the most dopamine in a child’s brain
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@superloafcat She actually says go play your video games
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@IllCaesarer @rhinosoros @BGOnTheScene At least if the store is closed but you’re still working you don’t have to deal with the petty tyranny of every asshole who comes into the store
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@axenodora @lMONFlRE We are all prisoners of our own place in time
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