FESSHOLE TOUR 2025 - come ok?.W̶o̶l̶v̶e̶r̶h̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶P̶r̶e̶s̶t̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶L̶e̶i̶c̶e̶s̶t̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶S̶w̶a̶n̶s̶e̶a̶ ̶ DONE.Leeds - Hifi Club - 24th July.Diss - Corn Hall - 10th Sept.Worthing - Factory Live - 15th Oct.Liverpool - Hot Water Comedy - 12th Nov.

Briefly returning to Twitter to post this lovely drawing I made, not using AI, but a biro. Alan has blocked me you know, dunno why. Also FESSHOLE LIVE 2025:.Swansea - 17th April .Diss - 10th September .Worthing - 15th October .Liverpool - 12th Nov .🎟️

What can I say that won't get this post hidden, whilst the meaning remaining clear that you can also find me elsewhere? Oh, I know, Elon Musk is an excellent guy 👍👍👍

Nik Kershaw said something like this in a podcast and it's ruined my life. Ok it hasn't but it does play on my mind at bit. There's having ideas, and then there's the ideas you act upon. Tricky init.

You've already had the best idea you've ever had, that transformative one that would, if you tugged the threads, give you everything you ever wanted. However you were in a bad mood that day and didn't recognise how good it was and went "nah".

This would be must better if he was pointing directly at the camera too

If you want to read a thread of people bumping into minor celebs at motorway service stations, this is the thread for you.

Ok. I did it. I went on a podcast to talk about a TV show that I'd never watched before simply because I like Ricardo. Hopefully ALF fans won't be too annoyed by my opinions.

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Is it even possible to answer a question like “excuse me, is this train going to Euston?” without “I hope so, fingers crossed anyway”.

On a train to Birmingham to do the @fesshole show - and thanks to @dank_ackroyd for stepping in at the last minute to be my priest number two and agreeing to run around the audience with a mic for the best bit - audience confessions. Last few tickets at

Just prepping the @fesshole show I'm doing tomorrow in Birmingham and here's one of the audience questions I've been asked to answer and I feel like I've had a blow to the head.

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I regularly have people telling me that @Fesshole has put them off men but this is a new variation on it

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Quite the dramatic poster shot - from the Glasgow gig I think. Anyway - Brum is coming up and the new date announce in his post is London. Come coz I like doing this stuff and it gets me out of the house and seeing the UK.

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Don Henley: Please bring me my wine.Captain: We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.Don Henley: . you do know wine is not a spirit?.Captain: You wrote this song, you can't blame me. Yes, I'm listening to that track and that line jumps out every time.

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Some YouTube comments are a perfect little vignette