Crash Test Orphan 🍍
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Old man throws hands and you see the "im legally in the clear" switch flip on buddy and he gets his money worth lmao
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I said it before and I will say it again - it is a weird feeling to be so embarrassed of having graduated from my Alma mater Columbia University.
My kids and my money will never go near any of it. It’s just a mothership for hate.
Shame on the entire god damn university.
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Solidarity and all that but man this continues to be one of the worst flags out there
there's power in solidarity ✊🏻
🎥 credit: flowerinspanish instagram
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@DingleDing58512
I'm going to snatch your phone and you're going to sit there and accept it while in the cuck chair
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@MeAndMyDogToo
@thehill
@APDiploWriter
@StateDeptSpox
Oh yeah its not like the govt would intentionally lie about evidence to the public in order to start a terrible illegal war, nope can't think of any recent activity that would make people skeptical no sir!!
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@plainly_andy
@hampsterofx
They think only people with a backyard deserve to grill. Insanely unAmerican of them.
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In a functioning company, this is how it goes, from the perspective of a content moderator:
1. Oh no, the review queue has loaded a pretty sus looking video. You buffer to the midpoint and find that it's CSAM. A 15 minute timer has started in your head.
Dom Lucre has now hit 600K followers *after* posting heinous CSAM content on Twitter - which he watermarked + heavily implied he’d taken from the original video.
(He’s also claiming he got suspended for ‘copyright music’ and not for ‘re-victimizing abused children’)
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@Ad_Inifinitum
Glad to see bullying is working, keep it up and make dummies like this feel unwelcome
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10. Get a new job. Seriously. Even having been out for 5 years, I'm still not back to normal. I don't know if I ever will be. At least 10% of my colleagues have chosen to end their earthly existence and I blame this type of content. And Elon just, reinstated one of these guys.
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@SwampCommunist
@NotPotBol
(Shows a bunch of empty desert and maybe like 5 villages) behold, the internationally recognized government of Yemen!
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8. If things are quiet, go through their contacts list to see if there's an MO or similar accounts doing the same thing. If you find any, nuke their accounts and devices and repeat the process.
9. I was fortunate enough to have counseling. Many content mod farms do not.
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2. First step is to permanently ban the account and every device they use from the network, to prevent more posting of this content. That takes about 30 seconds and is the first proactive step.
3. Next, we're going to open the program that quarantines your device, because...
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6. Open up the program to wipe that drive a few times. Take a 15 minute break while it runs, then run CCleaner - that's not part of policy but it gives you peace of mind.
7. Congrats, you've been traumatized and your metrics are ruined for the hour. Get back to work.
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...it's a felony. There is no clear exemption here, and you'd better follow procedure perfectly to maintain a proactive defense if issues arise in the future.
4. Grab a fresh USB stick to put the content on, wrap it in some tape, label and then drop it in the locked "dirty" box.
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5. Now that the content is on a dirty stick in the dirty box, open up the templates for NCMEC and LEO reporting, enter the info necessary and send it off. Start the pager process to make sure the oncall reporter is ready to submit officially.
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Oh please don't tell me he was trying to be Agent 47
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@cryptidocto
@real_lord_miles
I think he's still recovering from that walk he took in Brooklyn
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@thx3188
@dmschmeyer
@WhippleMarc
@scootermcdoog
@Augustine8
@jbrowder1
Nothing more American than securing your bag by screwing over a landlord who was trying to screw you over first
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@robrousseau
You're saying bombs can kill people when dropped on them? Wow Rob that's incredibly antisemitic of you
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@drmistercody
*Molly Weasley voice* they say they're anti-Death Eater, but they wear masks and use the window-smashing spell, makes you wonder who the real Death Eaters are
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@generalslug
I imagine heaven would have a lot of these all with different fruits and maybe some baskets of treats
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@Billydub420
@valleyboyvoice
@nypost
Weigh the video you just watched with your own eyes against how the "victim" portrayed it, and weigh whether you should ever listen to them again
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@lodgepolepines
@b1g_damage
Quite literally what are they mad about. Which house is the evil leftist. I don't understand this.
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@Lansing_Rawls
He grapples the man and tries to get the phone back before resorting to a punch
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@bornposting
I love how they keep the north Atlantic islands but erase the Scottish highlands lmao
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@davidgross_man
@banalplay
Just gonna consult the handy dandy chart to figure out my rights!
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@Sturgeons_Law
Its so cool to get shipped off with your whole high school class a week after graduating and getting turned into stir fry meat on Klendathu. This, to me, is freedom.
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@Black24Boi
@tyler02020202
Yeah, isn't this disgusting??
She could've made the photos NFTs and sold them for like $800,000
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In the north Atlantic... they put billionaires in metal tubes, but then they decompress the hull and make canned billionaire like they're anchovies. They do this to appease their new Orca overlords.
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@PostalLoser
@Logo_Daedalus
Oh but don't worry, according to him the "central planners" (US food production and distribution conglomerates) have decided objectively (market) that EV batteries have utility, just like dino nuggies but unlike coffee
According to our central planners yeah. People also buy them & consume them & it’s profitable so apparently there is enough utility in paper plates & dinonuggets for multiple multiple manufacturers to produce them.
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@gunganstrangler
@slimegirlmarx
The famously cheap version of dough: with lots of eggs and butter
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@hellonher
@LilyLilyMaynard
@feminitude
Not blackmail, just facts. Not supporting GAC is functionally advocating for increased self harm among trans youth. You are evil and deserve scorn and ridicule.
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@shaun_vids
They could at least spice it up. Like say it's Basque separatists or something. Be creative.
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@NevSoc
@urmomlolroasted
Don't tell me what I can and can't want, do you hate freedom or something
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@tombombadil31
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@nolasco909
What, you prefer a therapist that DOESN'T wear gang insignia at work??
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@unfakeLeftist
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@hasanthehun
Victims of Hasanism Foundation
100 trillion iPhone mansion vuvuzela
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@annamerlan
I mean, how dare you make contact with a public official, who do you think you are
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@halomancer1
If it was an op: haha this guy did bad graffiti
If it was real: haha hell yeah go get em girlies
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@Faith_Harbour_
@ArchRose90
@jk_rowling
We established in 1783 that your weird pædoisland laws have no power over here
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@sixregrets
@gabehudson
Did you know that when mum or dad puts the binkie behind a curtain, it doesn't just stop existing?
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@willmenaker
This video is so awful, but somebody should really check on the worst Columbia students and ask if they feel safe on campus. Thats the real news story apparently
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@CMargaronis
@MeAndMyDogToo
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@StateDeptSpox
I will fetch some keys to jingle in front of you Catherine, hold tight
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@nkulw
Can't believe the half of the country that didn't have the Ruhr valley was somewhat materially not as well off as the half that did. Communism is when you don't get the best valleys.
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@guillotineshout
@sadydoyle
Love it when Sady projects her personal traumas onto Scary Jewish Candidate.
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@Is_Not_Brian
They don't understand that this is the new normal. Most people under a certain age went from ambivalent-to-negative on Israel to wanting the destruction of their fascist state. And that's not changing, we see the videos, we hear their stories, the crimes are documented.
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@NieraWebster97
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The full video made it clear that the kid was just scared of scissors. I fully agree that kids at a certain age should have bodily autonomy including with hairstyle, but "getting your young kids hair cut is child abuse" is a little ridiculous sorry
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@revhowardarson
Sort of like how many more confederate officials really needed to hang to make lasting changes. They didn't, and we are worse off for it today.
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@nfergus
Pretty sure the opium is the literal fentanyl that Americans buy in staggering numbers but go off
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@Liv_Agar
Genocidal rhetoric. Clear and present danger. Tim and his ilk should be getting the Streicher treatment.
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@spurtmagoo
@Version69420
I heard from a friend that the Michael Tracey tweet is real, many people are saying this
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@Drbankruptcy
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@lizweil
Are you suggesting that the school mandate people to be friends with Diego instead
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@vincentdonofrio
@sagaftra
>has no sympathy for millions of people without healthcare during the primary
>loses healthcare
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@TheNels
@impliedChoppy
@zackbeauchamp
Thank u Mr president for revoking the ban on federal diversity training. As I always say, the most important thing is selling more Robin deAngelo books.
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