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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.

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Federal and State Criminal Defense Attorney - CBP National Director Ret. - PhD Forensic Psychology - Navy vet - Professor

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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
11 months
Nothing posted here should be construed as legal advice. Opinions based on publically accessible information only and evolve with time and new information. Readers should NOT rely on any posting for decisions.
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@ahern_doug
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@Dave_Parke @StolenValor1 @StrategicCPT. "I was also a Scout Sniper" . Capitalized. That's not training, folks. That is a title. Unearned in this case. Pretty much closes this chapter. The #E4Mafia declares Dave the winner @MalcolmNance. Nice catch @GramGaming.
@GramGaming
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@MalcolmNance Nah man it was way more than one interview
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@ahern_doug
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5 months
@SH_Lowlight @Dave_Parke @MalcolmNance @grantstern Are we even sure it was the same Stone Mountain Training center?. This place sounds like he legit could have attended.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@JakeSherman @davetroy @PunchbowlNews @SpeakerJohnson You remember the calamity that was the last government shutdown? . No. We don't. Because nothing happened.
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@ahern_doug
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5 months
@Dave_Parke @Snakeeater36 Holy shit. Just. Fuck. No words.
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3 months
@braxton_mccoy I’ve talked to my people. The 10 years and less folks are not happy. At all. The 10+ people are riding it out. The 20+ people don’t care a long as the retirement and benefits aren’t touched. Presidents come and go.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@BroncStomper01 I’m in Texas . But DM me. We have family in Las Cruces and extensive ties throughout . I do criminal and can discuss.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@gunalbum The 5.7 platform really needs to be marketed to older shooters. The reduced recoil and high capacity are huge selling points.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
9 months
@AllIDoI42240688 @Kronykal @mcuban I am pretty sure you don't know who @Kronykal is by that statement. He isn't exactly anonymous . You need to follow miltwitter more.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
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@Dave_Parke @StrategicCPT @MalcolmNance @RonnieAdkins_ I'm here for whatever needs to be done. I was well out of the service when I ran across Nance. Active intel as FLEO we were able to spot that BS artist 3 miles out.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
6 months
@Dave_Parke @StrategicCPT @MalcolmNance @RonnieAdkins_ I'm down to review agreement pro Bono.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
2 months
@VinnyBonsignore @Raiders This draft is DEEP at RB . McMillan will be available as WR #1 and you can pick up Jenkins and Scaterbo or Mafah . Distribute out the carries.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@HondoCarpenter Glenn is a great coach. PG must really see eye to eye with Pete on a lot of things - as normally the DC would have a say on the position coach on the D . Not sure if there was a a PG - Glenn relationship prior to this as well.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@MalcolmNance @Dave_Parke @ChuckPfarrer @grantstern Hey, @Dave_Parke . Did you meet "The" King? . I mean, they guy has a hat and everything.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@cailleach_feasa @robert_kroupa I always find it interesting that folks will wrap anti 2A arguments around the Constitution while ignoring the document. Clearly, Article V outlines how to change the law if you don’t like it. Why insult or demean people exercising their rights while you.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@TheIOGuy @HardPass4 You’d have to look at the shipping information. Ukraine is/was the money laundering /black market HQ for Europe. That number is very plausible. All of it to Mexico? Doubtful .
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
Do you know why Methamphetamine is sold in pounds instead of kilos ?.
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4 months
@HondoCarpenter I feel like I am watching the Raiders grow up.
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3 months
@HardPass4 * with a Banish 22 and not the one shown
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
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@BudLightSadness We have never been able to really cook the back straps off of wild hogs with any real quality flavor. Tried everything. Fam got a recipe from a dude that sounds like the Cajun coach on Waterboy . Now they are tasty and the ones from the baby hogs are a treat
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Snakeeater36 @Dave_Parke . Did we ever verify that was real or a photoshop??.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@MalcolmNance @Dave_Parke @ChuckPfarrer @grantstern Hey @Dave_Parke . They are offering paid weekend schoalrships for French souffle instruction. CIA would look great in your bio for the new book.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Chuck_Ritter92 @Shark35Zulu @Br0wnwaterSquid @MalcolmNance @Dave_Parke Was this Stone Mountain Training Center in proximity to a Holiday Inn by chance?.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@therealjayber Not sure if I share that sentiment. Ours is a partnership of several decades to move our family forward to a next level. Not sure I would be where I am without her. Likely in jail if I am being honest.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
9 months
@RobProvince @DARF_Alert For one of the rare moments in my life, I am at a loss for words. If the person who posted that doesn't address that empty part of their soul that - even fleetingly - had that in their mind, then the rest of society cannot help them.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@Factpostnewz @BrianStofiel @Tooth_Chipper @Illuminatas Don’t knock it. They have a great color selection.
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3 months
@ExUmbrisDesigns Tito wouldn’t stay still
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5 months
@KeithDoyon @6Voodoo No issue with the rank and file. Soldiers follow orders. Santa Ana, however would be prosecuted as a war criminal today.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
6 months
@dascho_scribler @tonytypesalot @BorgmanKelly @garner_forest @richardrahl1086 @r_u_thinking @JudiciaryDems The 2A was drafted over 50 years before the first formal police force. Militia were citizen peace keepers, especially at a time of the geographically fringe areas being attacked. Well regulated means had firearms and provisions to protect other people.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
Merry Christmas my Twitter peeps.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
6 months
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Chris Nelson
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@MalcolmNance almost two weeks have gone by, since @ahern_doug and I contacted your purported attorney about having a debate with @Dave_Parke . Why the comm. silence? What’s the hold up? We have put up our $25,000.00 in an escrow account. You can’t hide anymore, dawg.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
Worked for: . Regan.Bush I .Clinton .Clinton.Bush II.Bush II. And you ?.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@PewyF @JennieSTaer Likely not wrong. There weee IED’s in the truck in NOLA . Dude was heavily armed on a suicide mission. Not exactly a great idea to just “show up” . Media needs some tactical awareness.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
8 months
@BravoKiloActual They want an agreement that there will never be any automation at the ports. And by going in strike, it proves that there needs to be automation at the ports.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Rams18and2 @jeffcharlesjr @rondeaulivia No, 3-D printed firearms are NOT inherently illegal contraband, even when we capitalize the letters.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@MrNobody1079 @Shark35Zulu @MalcolmNance That was the nuance. When anyone with a military background reads "scout sniper school" we will 100% think active duty military training . The lay person will not.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
For the folks ripping @VinnyBonsignore or @HondoCarpenter or even @Sanjit__T about the Ben Johnson situation. They report what they have confirmed. Anyone consider that Johnson backed out of a verbal commitment at the last moment? . That sounds like exactly what happened.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@BattleByrd Tell your commander all your opinions. They appreciate that honesty.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
Should I get “verified” ??.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
2 months
@Ur_a_Smartass_C They spent a lot of time trying to drive a wedge between Trump and Vance. They then switched over trying to drive a wedge between Trump and musk . It apparently did not get the traction they wanted so they are back to trying to drive a wedge between Trump and Vance . And get a.
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2 months
@joe_Lnu Joe is stirring the shit.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Dave_Parke.@StolenValor1 @StrategicCPT. Hello @MalcomNance ? . You still claiming you never claimed to be a Scout Sniper?
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Dave_Parke @StolenValor1 @StrategicCPT. "I was also a Scout Sniper" . Capitalized. That's not training, folks. That is a title. Unearned in this case. Pretty much closes this chapter. The #E4Mafia declares Dave the winner @MalcolmNance. Nice catch @GramGaming.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@Dave_Parke @VikingRobVWO Maybe it is. Maybe not. #E4Mafia
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
6 months
@braxton_mccoy @TheNotoriousJTG @100AcresRanch @redbeardedbear @HardPass4 Uhhh . My stepfather at 80 + and remains an anal retentive precision shooter that is at 500 plus routinely with a .22 . Guy can barely fucking walk, but he can shoot.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@HackingButLegal gives some excellent analysis here .
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4 months
@StolenValor1 @HLC_actual And they are NOT “all ex- SF” either. They are a few. Mostly training others, security, comms and the like . When it was Zeta’s versus everybody, they sought to recruit Kaibiles because they didn’t have enough people with true, military training.
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7 months
@JewishWarrior13 Given the history of Italy. .
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@thecavedaddy There is a message here. Wife: I am willing to spend exorbitant amounts of money, and lose storage space, just so I don’t have to listen to you and your clown friends doing whatever it is you do.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
I know, I know. I am a proud Fudd. Say what you will, but this is a sexy beast. If @anonyted8 ever wanted a pistol, he might even approve. It’s not Italian, but this is a beautiful platform
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@ahern_doug
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5 months
South Texas Christmas
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2 months
@joe_Lnu This awesome. We need to Liscense this to WWE.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@RealTmDaddy @EricDonleyUSMC Done a ton of work on psychology of memory and individual nature of recollection or reconstruction of events mentally. Four people on four corners of an intersection will ALWAYS recall an accident differently. Objectivity or “common sense” are fallacies.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Shr00msy @BudLightSadness Had about a 3 year stretch that kept me off planes, elevators, etc. Full panic attack every time. No idea where it came from. Forced myself onto a 14 hour plane ride to finally overcome it.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@greatimp @cody_melby Was training warrant entry on the border, switch to bad guy team. Had an extra simulated grenade with me. Waited until the good guys stacked up on the stairs - took out 6 of them. They were pissed - but TL told me later “we need to prepare for that” . Cartels have grenades.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@osully1369 @MuseZack My dad met him during flight delay in Phoenix(?) . They had a couple beers and shared stories about how much they hated flying . Dad said he was beyond nice and just normal cat.
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@ahern_doug
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4 months
@BudLightSadness In Texas, either you work in the plants or oil fields, you used to, or know someone who does.
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5 months
You can make them whatever pattern of camouflage you want, but those are still yoga pants, sir.
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4 months
@Sanjit__T This is a “wow” . Especially from last week losing out on Johnson and then PG staying
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@mothers_bastard @Winning4Him How many people have been charged with 18 USC 2383?.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@schadjoe @chrismedina @68INCOGNITO needs to ask @ProFootballTalk why he would add this to a story he was so certain about ? . Is that why he finishes “it looks and sounds bad”. That isn’t journalism. That is a defense of your work for 20 paragraphs with a disclaimer at the end.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@BrianRoemmele Does my mother locking the door behind us as we went out to play in the middle of winter in Oklahoma country as "wintering"?.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
8 months
@BeardedTexan69 @GunloverClub1 Rock River Arms LAR-458 X-1
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
8 months
@lrodrig20 @AngyBlckTmplr @thereal_SnS Believe when they say they want to violate your Constitutional rights.
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2 months
@Shadzey1 I only really like two Sig’s. The P365 and this P232
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3 months
I just learned that a client I worked to get into the mental health court has passed away. RIP Angelique - special lady.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@justice_Tyr22 It is politically driven angst. Day one of federal work and you are clear on furloughs, hiring freezes, budget cuts, pay freezes, and reduction in force. None of this is a surprise, nor is it a property right. We are $7t in debt. Better start somewhere.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
To all my LEO’s reading this. Take that crap off. I Gar-Un-Tee you that you will not be happy with the results after cross examination.
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Dude has a punisher patch over the American flag on his vest
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
7 months
@OutBackJack72 @deaflibertarian 14 . Long John Silvers in Dallas I was at was robbed. I had a .45 stuck in my mouth and we were put into the freezer. Google Roger Dale Stafford and my mental connection . If you have to ask how having a gun would have helped me, embrace your role as a permanent victim.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
2 months
@StolenValor1 @jay_brittenham I’d like to thank you. Normally, there is a race and a contest for the worst take of the week on X. Congratulations! You are ok the prize day one. All the anticipation is over.
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4 months
@cailleach_feasa lol. “Twatwaffle”.
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6 months
@Dave_Parke Didn't spell the name right.
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4 months
@MalcolmNance has @Dave_Parke pinned on his TL. Pinned !! . We should start a petition…. #FreeDave. #letmypeoplego
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@jerrycurld @srsattern I would expect the government to appeal and the gun likely to remain in federal custody as evidence pending the outcome of all litigation.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@wayofftheres @CompEdgeKnives I used to think “Clay has to own a part of this company because he is routinely pimping them out”. Then. I linked over to their web site.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
Been a good Christmas so far. Had both kids over. Took some real time off. Picked up a couple new gats. A new ride.
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@ahern_doug
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4 months
Watching S2 of The Night Agent. When does @Dave_Parke get a IMDb page ?.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
6 months
@EFischberger @JewishWarrior13 @Kredo0 Qatar is the primary financier and money laundering hub for terrorism and these efforts in the world. Recall KSA and the Arab League blackballed them? . It was specifically because they wouldn't stop. January of 2020, they ramped back up.
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4 months
@F530Josh I hear you. LEO these days get career credit for costing someone, not necessarily convictions. They mostly don’t care if they think you are innocent or not . Call me a paranoid defense attorney. I’ll own it.
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3 months
@dmhj @DOGE @cbs4rgv Terminated ???.
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9 months
@justice_Tyr22 Active Navy from 86 to 89. We deployed to the Persian Gulf during Earnest Will, but things had died down quite a bit. Every unit but mine in Houston was activated for Desert Shield before I finished up in 1991 and went to Nogales AZ with US Customs. The roll of the dice.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
Interesting what a large percentage of media folks are simply abandoning any pretense of objectivity and are openly anti-Trump . You are absolutely entitled to your beliefs. Just don’t try to come back and act like you can be objective about anything. Ever.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Dave_Parke @grossap @realburgergod @Snakeeater36 It is diagnosable. The more I see, the more empathy I have for that. There is an unhealthy lack of self valuation that drives it.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@HLC_actual The last remnants of ISIS were pushed out of Syria by 2019. Guess between then and now, they came back.
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4 months
@F530Josh I’ll be the jackass to ruin a good post . If she had been a UC. You’d be in cuffs for impersonating.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
5 months
@Mrgunsngear Believe it or not, Taurus quality has improved.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
4 months
@OxideDoes I’m good with it. 1911 or Glock at this stage.
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Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
Instant classic.
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BREAKING NEWS: Ukraine has appointed a new representative to meet with President Trump. The new envoy has asked us to Standby as he sets to work schooling the administration on Ukraine's defense.
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@ahern_doug
Dr. Douglas A'Hern, Esq.
3 months
@StolenValor1 @PiperK Department of Justice are the lawyers for the United States. The Judicial branch is the forum of jurisdiction for cases heard . The United States Attorney (DOJ) who is my opposing counsel ON A DAY BASIS - is NOT part of the court.
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