🔫UR a Smart Ass, Carl🔫
@Ur_a_Smartass_C
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West.
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Joined August 2010
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C I follow this account for gun porn, not wholesome content that puts a different smile on my face. Im gonna have to go rethink my life. Maybe leave the house. But definitely rethink my life. 😔
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Let me clarify, this isn’t me, my wife, or my son. The situation is similar to how my son treats my wife when I’m around.
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If you are verified, stop sending money to verified slop accounts. You pay them for the privilege of insulting them. Look at what it did on the flipside for @Ur_a_Smartass_C. If you feel you absolutely must address their idiocy, at least post a screenshot, not a RT/QT.
Gonna explain this ONE. MORE. FUCKING. TIME. They aren’t tweeting this shit because they believe it with all their heart. They aren’t tweeting this shit because they think they can convince you of it or browbeat you into accepting it. They are tweeting it because they KNOW
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America is safer than most places the world has been held
@Fifacom @FIFACWC the US is unsafe to host The World Cup, Bad things are happening there. The players and fans are not safe, start thi king of Plan B... #FifaWorldCup2026
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C A neighbor's pit-bull once came running up the meadow and crashed into my mother's house, savagely attacking her. I didn't think she would survive. It was a close-run thing.
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C It is standing It's ground...fuggin moron.
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C No. Sorry, I just cant with that. It would kill brain cells. And I need all my brain cells.
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