Dave Parke
@Dave_Parke
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Non-Combat Veteran with 2 Good Conduct Awards. Interview people cooler than me on The Team House. Comics, D&D and general geekery. Only here to find a wife.
Joined April 2009
I’m a decorated veteran so don’t come at me. You don’t want this smoke.
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There’s an old cadence that says this stuff sticks to kids.
Camping Lifehack: Amazing Firestarter With Soap and Gasoline
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Is it safe to assume that if they’re going to authorize privateers then they will also allow @Toyota Hiluxes to be imported into the US? Asking for some ruffians.
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Nothing ever happens on New York subways. You guys are simpletons for even bringing it up and believing a bunch of fake right-wing talking points. Also, New York subways…
rightwingers being inherently terrified to ever use public transit is so funny. how do they even ever leave their homes.
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Dude was RFS’d from 1/75 and then got an appointment to West Point. I’d love to know how that happened @WestPoint_USMA.
Remember this Communist who disgraced West Point? He’s now a PhD candidate at @UTAustin, specializing in “modern Arab intellectual history” and revolution.
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He blocked me because I wanted to help. No gratitude at all.
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@SarahIronside6 Why do you ask this question when it’s not in good faith? I’m not Maga but you can start with these.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top.
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@SarahIronside6 And I knew neither the articles nor the kids would matter to you. I told you that you didn’t ask the question in good faith.
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@F530Josh It was a “raid”. WTF do you need a raid for to enquire about a pet. These people are drunk on power and everybody wants to be a badass. Can you imagine that CONOP?.
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While everybody is freaking out about this I just want to remind you that Canada is “legally” doing this exact same thing to its own people. Over 30,000 of them and most just for being poor and disabled.
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How many Purple Hearts does @Drakken737 have? And what does a guy have to do stabbed 4 times in Afghanistan? Was he dating the only Latina in the company?.
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Watching @misfitpatriot_ get bodied by the Navy SEAL copy pasta makes me think it’s time to revisit .45 ACP and ACOGs. Fudds still stack bodies.
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@loseroml Nope. He didn’t try to choke him to death. Women don’t realize that men can accidentally kill each other when they fight. Weird things happen. This is the world you wanted. Men are unnecessary and masculinity is toxic. You’re equal. You handle it.
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For anybody who is feeling sorry for @misfitpatriot_ allow me to fill you in. He went to @bx_on_x page, called her unhinged, tried to discredit her research into child exploitation rings. threatened to troll her all weekend, posted photoshopped lewds of her and repeatedly called.
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@braxton_mccoy I’m not sure how I feel about it being legal for cops to lie to people. I know it helps them build cases but it also seems somewhat shady.
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@th3v0t4ry A lot of it was difference of cultures. A lot of bad guys were country boys who had been fighting Hatfield and McCoys style feuds for ages. The Gs we worked with were generally guys from urban population centers who didn’t deal with that kind of stuff.
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Ok, can I please get some of my more left-leaning friends to chime in on this? I’m not asking you to forsake Harris because I know there are a lot more disagreeable things for you on the Right. But this is crazy, right? How do more liberal-minded people read this?
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Imagine being a grown man who turned 18 around 2004, never enlisted, and pretends to be excited by war. I am a nerd, Tate, and I like cooking. You contribute nothing to society but drivel. There are several wars going on you can join to show how excited you are. Poseur.
Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking. Not war. Not conquest. No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette. Fucking nerd. Chefs are worms. OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮 . Who cares. Hardly getting knocked out is it.
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Wouldn’t it be funny if @PeteHegseth recalled @MalcolmNance to active duty and court-martialed him for lying about being an officer and making money from it?
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@DrClaytonForre1 As a Gen X dude let me correct you. Millennials carried the burden of the GWOT for 20 years and kicked ass doing it.
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@smltownredneck @SarahIronside6 They’re all so easy to predict. Show me proof > proof.Ad hominem and projection.
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If you were in SOF and feel that the Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria or Africa weren’t the challenges you were looking for you should consider a vacation to the Big Apple.
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One of the 764 idiots posted a video the other day to harass @bx_on_x. A young teen girl was sobbing uncontrollably and apologizing to her kitten, which she had hanging by a cord dead. She kept saying “they made me do it”. They groom kids and use sextortion to make these kids.
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Good news @MalcolmNance! Your dreams have been answered. A fellow Veteran has offered to give you a chance to tell the truth. How do you want to do this? National tv? Radio show? Podcast? You choose. And this is a bet, correct? Not a donation to your “charity”.
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So I know Hilux technicals are the dream machines for the hooligans and brigands out there but hear me out…
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Hey Malcolm Nance, since you don’t want to continue with the bet, my backer has a gracious offer. He will give $25,000 to the Ukraine Foreign Legion if you agree to an interview where we can discuss -your military service record and the jobs you did .-your actual role as an.
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Wanna’ know how you get mowed down by a PK at the end of the alley? Follow me for more tips on how to give bad guys the drop on you.
Has he made any videos that are tactically sound?.
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Sure, here’s your boost. Thanks for highlighting my “resume”. 💀
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@BenMank77 Yes, the jokes about Dan Quayle and George Bush were also steeped in racism and misogyny.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Imagine being worried that it’s “cliche”. It’s only cliche in porn. She should stop watching it.
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Some people are the lowest types of people you can imagine. @MalcolmNance proves your imagination wasn’t even close. Not only does he try to use Shannon Kent’s death to establish bona fides in “SIGINT Special Operations” but he feels the need to denigrate her heroic service.
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@Slatzism His body cam, along with his lack of training almost got him killed. I really believe he was subject to the “audience effect” there and waited far longer than what was reasonably safe to engage because he was second guessing how it would all play out after the shooting.
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I never watched beheading videos or two girls and a cup and I won’t listen to the Laken audio. There are enough terrible things that made their homes in my brain that I will never voluntarily inject more without good cause.
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Speaking of liars. When did you go through Sniper school? And which branch’s school did you go to? I don’t see it on your DD214 and that’s a weird school for a voice intercept guy to go to.
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And @MalcolmNance finally admits defeat. @billmaher @RealTimers @CNN. Why don’t you have me on with Malcolm to ask him about all of the lies he’s told over the years. He hasn’t don’t 90% of the things he’s claimed to have done.
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20-30 pounds?.
What’s the difference between Army Rangers and Green Berets?
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Scoreboard is up @misfitpatriot_ . Good game. Hit spring training hard and we’ll see you next year.
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@EMichaelJones1 @HoneywellNTodd It’s not their job to protect you. It’s their job to find out who murdered you after the fact.
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It’s because of people like this that the VA rated me “not service related” for 13 claims. “How do you have bad knees because you dd some hiking? I went hiking once and my knees are fine.”.
@JimLaPorta @TheEconomist lol, I know it's easy to virtue signal but this is not true. I worked at the VA doing disability benefits appeals cases. What I saw was shocking. People receiving additional monthly payments for, e.g., claiming slight hearing loss after working as a *mechanic*, etc.
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@misfitpatriot_ @GBNT1952 Sorry, man. Was distracted and forgot to play my part. Here you go. This is why people will remember me and not you.
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Bustamante is another one who did a little and says a lot. @StolenValor1, maybe we should find out what “decorations this Air Force combat veteran won in Afghanistan and Iraq” as an ICBM officer.
What is the role of the US government? I debated former CIA officer Andrew Bustamante (@EverydaySpy) on @KONCRETE @JonesDanny
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tried tO WArn yOu. This dude is pure cope and it’s hilarious and sad to watch.
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Looks like Malcolm really has done it all.
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So something really weird happened during this last event. Apparently a lot of groypers and antisemites hate the Misfit dude. So they assumed I was their ally. Let me say this unequivocally; I don’t care what your opinions are regarding the Israeli government, the Settlements
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@misfitpatriot_ @GBNT1952 Hey man, thanks for giving me one the most epic trolls on the internet this year. This will live forever and I couldn’t have done it without you or somebody else as equally dull-witted. I appreciate you. 💙.
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What did I just watch? Can anybody explain this?.
@Dave_Parke Get your training by this gbrs clown, don't forget your p320 so he can praise you for bringing his favorite sig pistol to his class 🤣
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@brinkofill Yes but only on a networked government machine. Just to make sure it’s safe. 😏.
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Hey @KyleSeraphin, I know you blocked me after you deleted all of your incriminating posts but please tell @bx_on_x again how she’s a conspiracy theorist, 764 is inconsequential and nobody at the FBI takes it seriously. You too @joeoltmannX who was actively DMing with a 764.
NEW: The FBI has opened 250 investigations into 764, reaching all 55 field offices. This is according to FBI Assistant Director David Scott who also confirms that the FBI's Counterterrorism Division and the DOJ National Security Division are leading the investigations and
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@BlackKnight10k Biden flew them here on temporary parole status for two years. “Legal” is doing a lot of work. If they haven’t secured another means of staying then they were going to be deported at the end of the two years. Program started in 2022.
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Turned 55 today and had to take Motrin just from watching this video.
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What veteran has ever threatened to sue instead of just proving their claims? Where did you go to Scout Sniper School and why isn’t it on your DD214?.
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@Partisan_O @WestPoint_USMA What are you talking about? I’ve been assured that the rumor of academia being leftist is just a alt-right myth.
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The guy who knew I was a Navy SEAL from 20 year old copy pasta is going to use all of his skills in deduction to finally unmask @Kronykal. Can’t wait!.
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I’m just going to come out and say it. @misfitpatriot_ is definitely covering for 764. I’m not saying he’s part of them but he is 100% in their corner. Skibidi Farms, come get your guy.
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This is rich. I guess @MalcolmNance needs a new attorney since the one my attorney reached out to deleted his account mid conversation. Looks like you really don’t want to talk about your “storied” past and make an easy $25,000.
@MalcolmNance why did your attorney delete his account last night? We had a brief DM exchange, and then he vanishes. Was this your burner?. Who should we contact now?. @Dave_Parke @ahern_doug
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This stuff needs to get actioned under UCMJ. Who needs spies when you have soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines doing your collection?.
WATCH 🔴. US soldiers have taken to the Chinese Red Note app, sharing videos directly from an aircraft carrier. Unbelievable
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Question for the legally astute. Does a pardon protect one from UCMJ?.
General Mark Milley Pardoned by Biden. Here is his own testimony, admitting to treason by back channeling with China.
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I was a Marine but not an 0311 so I need some help here. Is placing bottles of tannerite on your firing line an advanced technique they taught at SOI? I don’t remember learning that at MCT.
Hey Mansion Man @McCloskeyUSA — my offers still stands for a Marine-led weapons safety training before you get your next gun. It might just keep you out of prison before Election Day. #MOSen
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@MalcolmNance Got my money, liar?.
Here is a post I promised to @ChuckPfarrer and I think that @grantstern will benefit from it so he doesn’t embarrass himself by writing an article based solely off what @MalcolmNance told him. This is the timeline of the bet. It starts with Malcolm being horrible to @Woke_HR.
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@mcuban I’m sure you’ve had equal criticisms for the Harris and Walz interview. I’ll search your timeline for them now.
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Let’s go. Invite accepted. Get us on a show, Malcom, and we’ll drill down on your service record, your claims of being a Counterterrorism Intelligence Officer for the CIA, your claims of being a Scout Sniper, your claims of having been in combat aside from being aboard ships.
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I feel badly that conventional forces largely get ignored for the GWOT. The JSOC mission, while dangerous, was generally fairly gucci. Others lived in bad guy country for 12+ months with little to no support while hooking and jabbing almost every day. One team, one fight.
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Yes, please tell me what “real men” do when they’re in their 50s. Here’s us about the same age.
@Dave_Parke "Real men" aren't playing D&D, reading comic books, and seeking wives in their late 50s, champ.
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@JoesInvestments To show that there wasn’t any lighter fuel in it and he was just using the spark from it.
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Get on Twitter, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
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Ok, so I figured out why Nance is melting down. He legitimately thought he was going to get a job in the Harris administration with the NSC. Can you imagine?
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Now we’re just waiting on @MalcolmNance to send in $25,000 so we can get on with the bet he initiated. If he refuses to send the money to @StolenValor1 then I think it’s a fair indication that he can’t make it through an interview without at least 3 lies being revealed.
I have been away from X due to personal family matters, but I have been closely monitoring the ongoing debate between Mr. Dave Parke @Dave_Parke and Mr. Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance. After discussions with both individuals, I am facilitating an escrow arrangement as they finalize
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Ok. I know I play around a lot and roll with most insults but this is really taking it too far. Call me bald, fat, loser, looking for a wife, gay or whatever. Call me a SEAL and we have issues.
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@RyanMattaMedia @FBIDirectorKash @FBI Why are you lying dude? Who is paying you, @KyleSeraphin, @joeoltmannX and @misfitpatriot_ ?.
It's very rare that I come across someone's work that blows my mind. Please watch this documentary series If you are not following @bx_on_x.
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“Yesterday I was just trying to destroy a woman’s career. Today I’m big mad and ya’ll are going to see what an internet loser can really do”. Make another video, dork. The last one will be internet lore 😂😂😂.
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“Patriot” and there is now a line of Veterans a mile long dragging him in the comments. This dude is no “patriot”.
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I’m so glad that the US controls its manufacturing and supply chain for all of the electronics we have in our critical infrastructure, homes and pockets.
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You might be soft when you unblock somebody to post on their timeline and then block them and run away again 😂
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@MrAndersen37 You’ve probably stood right next to each other at the chow line and not even realized it.
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@Willem81 @smltownredneck @SarahIronside6 Yes. It’s changed the parks that I go to, when I go and who I go with so that I don’t become a statistic again.
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This woman is an absolute loon. She was the same one who said Blackhawks could dodge RPGs so the DC collision had to have been intentional and foul play. I’m flabbergasted that so many people take her as anything but a joke.
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The Left's Favorite Military 'Expert' Malcolm Nance Has Painted Himself Into a Corner
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@MalcolmNance Bro, you should just leave.
Some people are the lowest types of people you can imagine. @MalcolmNance proves your imagination wasn’t even close. Not only does he try to use Shannon Kent’s death to establish bona fides in “SIGINT Special Operations” but he feels the need to denigrate her heroic service.
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