Tooth Chipper
@Tooth_Chipper
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GOOBCORP Penguin and Fur Seal Wrangling / Small Arms Training.
D.U.M.B., Antarctica
Joined November 2022
I wasn't prepared for this level of sassy.
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?.
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LOCK. IT. DOWN.
Guy finds his entire house cleaned after he had a date stay the night.
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The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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Definition of suicidal empathy.
@TheRealLeejo I lost my father in a war before I was even born, and I do not hate his killers.
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Heheheheheheh
“This GM thing they keep posting must mean something. It’s some kind of code.”
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Little asshole learned an important lesson.
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I once called my wife from the bathroom and reminded her to grab bacon while she was at Publix.
I once called my at-that-time-soon-to-be-ex-wife from the terminal at NAS Gitmo to tell her I'd "hopped a plane to Cuba and I'll see you when I see you.".
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RT @KiernanActual: I know it's Labor Day, and a lot of you have off from work. But that's not gonna get you out of your Combat Orders! Link….
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RT @appmountains: Hey yall don’t miss tactical taco Tuesday with @BLACKLOTUSTAC and the gaggle of retards this week (Tuesdays 8PM EST).Reta….
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Wrecked faster than an Altima in a high speed chase.
Imagine living life constantly seeking out trivial things to be offended by.
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Before he passed away, did anyone clarify with Meatloaf about what the one thing was he wouldn't do for love?.
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What a piece of shit.
Piotr Szczerek, the Polish millionaire CEO, who snatched a signed hat by Kamil Majchrzak from a child’s hands on live TV at the U.S. Open, finally speaks out:. “Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as I’ve always said, life is first come, first served… If you were faster,
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Noooooooo. That's not true! That's impossible!.
GM….Pour one out for this O.G. It cracked after what appears to be 45 years of service.
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Steak fries is the correct answer. Immediately followed for based fry take.
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The Collab i didn't know I needed.
Sneak peek of what me and .@AmericanLictor got in the chamber🤫 yall been waiting for it and it’s comin 😈
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Send prayers.
GM, my friends. Different kinda morning post today. It's been a rough week. so rough. The mother of my young sons is currently receiving palliative care as she fades away due to end-stage liver disease. She's been sedated with a DNR since Monday. We're taking this day by day
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