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Swimming in the deep end - most of the time . . #TeamSYM . . Shutdown Corner . . Godfather Of The #JTP . . I've been compared to Radiohead and Daniel-Day Lewis

Joined October 2009
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@USCHolmey
Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
11 months
@Super70sSports Shaq could have scored thousands more points if he'd done that. And now it would be called "Shaq Style". But he didn't want that bad look initially.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
Idiots. Want to go to war about kneeling but will break like 6 solemn rules about defacing the American flag if it helps their shithousery. Total fucking morons. Unamerican pieces of shit.
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@USCHolmey
Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@LeBatardShow trying to get a red card so he can get off the field.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
A friend's daughter had a baby 4 months ago and it caught covid from her older sister who brought it home from kindergarten and has been in ICU for the last 2 months. They don't think she's gonna make it.
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⚠️SERIOUS—Babies <6 months have “high #COVID19-associated hospitalization rates”—(but no vaccines avail) according to a damning new @CDCgov @CDCMMWR report. ➡️All the smug & arrogant pundits who say kids “low risk” & “practically immune” need to be branded for child endangerment!
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
Been a registered Republican since 86 but even I can see that the most adept high-level politician in this country right now is Pete Buttigieg. The sad part is that he is way too smart & capable to stay in politics unless he is really just in it to help the country. I hope he is.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
Y'all think it is some sort of burn on Californians because people are leaving the state. We welcome it. Place has been way too crowded almost my entire life. I hope 20% of you guys go to "greener pastures" because it sucks here so bad. I'd get out if I were you.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@UberFacts Alcohol. It's nasty, expensive, and just causes problems,.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 months
The bot assault on the Temporary Protected Status trend is blatant. If you want to block about 100 Russian bots in 30 seconds, just go down the list.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
Haven't turned on @KROQ since they idiotically canned @thekevinryder @alliemackay @JensenKarp, et al, and man its nice to not hear the RHCP, Offspring, Nirvana, & Green Day 77 times a day. I've been emancipated from that 35+year addiction. I actually need to thank @Entercom 👍.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@UberFacts and he still insisted on getting killed off in TFA.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
The chain of events it took to get Paul Lynde to trend on Twitter in 2023 is incredible. Nobody could make this up. Much, much stranger than fiction.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
Tony Dungy proving himself a moron over the last several years is kind of a stunner.
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Tony Dungy fears Taylor Swift is part of why NFL fans are ‘disenchanted’
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 months
Hey, if you don't like In-N-Out, then please don't go there. I would absolutely LOVE for the lines to be less than an hour at lunchtime and not only be able to go before 11AM. Also, California is a gd disaster. Totally unlivable. So certainly don't move here.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 months
@WUTangKids Ejected from his $7000 seat in the first inning.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@MikeBeauvais @TedInPittsburgh Cuz the air is too thin up there it's a mile high plus like 150 feet.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@CNN Literally nobody believes this is what happened.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
11 months
@Abomination1349 @Super70sSports Yep. But it was called granny and he was a giant teenager that called himself Superman. Today's Shaq would do it proudly because he is a different person now.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
@DavePasch Pac-12 Tourney was the de facto National Championship.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@dannykanell Just look back a little. It's been an issue forever. I saw a kid die from a heart attack in a HS tourney in the 80's. Just because every single one now is thrown in your face, doesn't mean its new. Seriously. Go back and look at research and articles from the last 50 years.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
@ChaseGarbers Dude. If you have it, you want to know it. Not being tested is an idiotic strategy. Do you want to go out on the field and play against teams that haven't been tested? This is very shortsighted and immature, tbh.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@TobyGill77 @mcuban @elonmusk @Twitter @costplusdrugs The legitimately saving people money business.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
@NBCSportsSoccer @peacockTV I can't believe you are going to kill all the momentum you've built for soccer in the U.S. by moving matches to Peacock. I used to watch every Sat and Sun AM. Now, I won't watch any games. Its discouraging.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 years
So #MyDaughterGotIntoUSC which, as it turns out, is about 20 times more awesome than when #IGotIntoUSC!!!! @usc
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@CaptPat48 @kenklippenstein @CherylRose1111 this could not be more wrong.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
Sergio Dipp. OK, this entire telecast is made up, right?.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 months
@BlakeHHarris Now that we're down 4-0 and this game is toast, I guess NOW is the time to bring in the best arms, right? But when we were up 2-0 yesterday and down 5-4, we had to save them for today? Genius. Just Genius.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
@AndrewSiciliano Should be called "The Shade Of White When Your Kid Comes Back From A Year Of Doing Their Own Laundry At College".
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 years
So this guy just popped out from behind ASU's Curtain Of Distraction.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
@ESPNFC no need to do this. real city fans are with him forever.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@CNN Cuz he doesn't stare at them with that look like he is about to kill them. He probably smiles and acts like a normal human. It's probably a disappointment to fans.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
Just watched an episode of Wellington Paranormal. Hilarious. Like if Murray and the FOTC guys did an episode of Reno 9-1-1. Haven't seen that style of dry dialogue since the band meetings at the NZ consulate. I missed it so much. @AJemaineClement.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
@HistoryInPics my high school class went to watch it arrive.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
11 years
If you don't like the deal offered by the NCAA, take your talents elsewhere. Nobody says you HAVE to go to college.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
My mom died last night. 54 years on earth and I had a mom every single day. This is my first day without one.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@espn This dude is no leader. Leading is not responding days later when other people explain what the problem was.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
@dylanohernandez Managed to throw 3 balls at Astros without getting tossed and without giving up any runs and then did that as he walked at Correa after striking him out. A+ performance.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
11 months
@vision63 @Super70sSports thus why Kobe initially hated playing with him.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
@CNN He's taking full responsibility, especially since it has been proven people can be infected in units that share walls or floors.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@WUTangKids Buncha dudes standing around watching for some reason.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
@KTLA It smelled so bad here all afternoon.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@Super70sSports damn i miss when the dunk contest was one of the 5 greatest sports events of the year.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
11 months
@Acyn Whenever I see him, it reminds me of when I was younger, and politicians were smart, knowledgeable, and competent. You were happy they were in charge of your country, rather than embarrassed. It's sad that I forget that politicians can be admired.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@MenInBlazers Who even asks that question?.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
6 years
@joeyrkaufman Good. USC is notoriously one of the hardest schools to get a preferred walk-on review, and now we know why. I hope they both go to prison. Hardworking kids willing to pay $80K a year just to get the chance to wear the Cardinal and Gold are the victims of their felonious greed.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 years
Finally get to bust this stuff back out after 20+ years in my storage room.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 months
@BlakeHHarris Holy crap no Phillips is a shocker.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
10 months
@LeBatardShow Stu's WFAN Residency 2024 is just making all of NY hate him. It's the most deserving result possible.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
Something positive. my kid committed to a Big West school to play volleyball. Quite possibly the last spot available at a high level Div.1 in CA for Class of 2021 recruits. Much much needed good news in the Holmey house. .
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@martinidayz @UberFacts dude. relax. you clearly just exist to fight on the internet.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@UberFacts Proud Boys can't even hold their own vs. drag queens?.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
@AP Also, his virus protection is horrible. Covid happened on his watch.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@Super70sSports Those Conners night matches at the US Open were pure electricity.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
@UberFacts "better asses" 👍👍.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
@WUTangKids they should just pass a law like Florida did that says that climate change is fake. they'd be fine then.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@Super70sSports Only took 40 more years to put up nets.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 years
Well, my daughter just committed to @USC, so as of today, I am officially poor. Gonna have to move out to The 909, I think. But, I can assure you that you get what you pay for and I am certain that this 4-year investment will pay off tenfold.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
If you love Phil Hartman, go find News Radio and watch it all. He was funnier on that show than SNL.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
It comes in 2 colors: .(1) Teeth.and.(2) Lavar's Teeth
@bigballerbrand
Big Baller Brand
8 years
STAY IN YO LANE. 👉🏽
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
@Super70sSports i had to explain all this to my wife tonight. he was an underhanded prick his entire career and finally Jordan was the guy to call him on it and he finally had to pay for it. and still is.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@PIUpdate @PTI @espn @RealMikeWilbon @ErikRydholm @TonyReali That's like 5500 shows. I have safely seen 4900 of them. Loved it from day one.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@WUTangKids Suggestion: Don't film in a public place. Film at your dumpy, sad, little flat. Or do you not want your "followers" to see how sad your real life is?.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 years
@cindyloukitty @rickygervais the horn of the bull, through his jaw.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
@espn You could put God with Barkley and they wouldn't win.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
@WUTangKids This is about right. Is he from Iowa or something?.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
6 years
That's it. Done with @FiveGuys. $19.31 for a cheeseburger, small fries and small drink. Its half as good as @innoutburger and costs 3 times as much.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
10 months
@BlakeHHarris Dave chooses the worst pitcher on the roster to close a huge game. His obsession with that guy needs to go away.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 months
@WUTangKids This appears to be the result of losing a very civil discussion he and Mark had over a few weeks on Twitter. This is how you can tell he knows he lost.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
@therealroseanne Did this guy give them to you?
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@3YearLetterman @BTS_ARMY @USArmy @CoachJeffMonken @itsJeffTiedrich @JeffreyToobin @jack @RevJJackson much bigger fashion icons as well. over 90% of the world's population wore their clothes backwards for years after this album.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
This is incredible. DMV, man.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
6 years
@premierleague Ok, but who is best equipped to drop the beat?.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 months
@BlakeHHarris Its legendary work. Respect. But he's ejected from his $7000 seat in the first inning also. .
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 months
@MCLopez_94 @MyGuySteve It convenient when you have 945 brothers and they all work in different police precincts all over the country.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@InsideUSC No way this should be allowed.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 months
@BlakeHHarris And all it took was for him to finally tell the hitting coaches to pound sand. They almost "coached" him out of MLB.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
#TNF games usually suck, and tonight's game has Maximum Suck Potential. It could so easily be 13-9. #TNFisASS #MSP.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
Just scheduled an appt to take my dog down this morning to be put to sleep. He's been sick, but just fell apart over the weekend. Wonderful dog. Named after The GOAT. #RIPVijay
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 years
@JonHeyman I'm a dodger fan and I think tossing him there was terrible.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
My wife taking on some wholly unnecessary project & then becoming steadily more angry at me cuz Im not helping is what Sundays are all about.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
2 years
@justinbaragona @DrEricDing Thinks he can lie his way out of everything. Nobody ever calls him on the lies, so he thinks he's good at it.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@MenInBlazers @jessemarsch Yeah those guys are all in for him.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 years
@MenInBlazers Extra goals just sitting around the periphery like at a junior high in Arizona
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
@jimrome look what just came in the mail.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
5 years
@jimrome you have janet's glasses on.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
@PabloTorre Well I'm pretty sure tucking in a Cubs jersey is racist too, so. .
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
8 years
@jimrome I will tattoo your face on my forehead if you get Odge on your show and let us call in to ask him questions.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
@katienolan @LeBatardShow Throwing how much you love someone as you insult them is your thing.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
11 years
@jimrome // If Goodell doesn't open with "What's poppin', Twitter?" he's dead to me.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
4 years
@jonnysmiffy His blind faith in Sterling has cost him trophies. This result will probably result in a huge signing of a finisher, and I bet Sterling gets shipped out to balance it.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@BNODesk 5 million more people will be infected with it by Tuesday. That's ages from now in the current spreading environment.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger There's enough separation in the hotness of you two to build a 90's sitcom around.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@RyanSan31761665 Yeah time to delete this account too and start over. I bet @RyanSan31761670 is still available.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
@Super70sSports my favorite Saul Goodman character tho.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
3 years
@Super70sSports Might have been the hottest 5 seconds of music video of the decade.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
10 years
@ConanOBrien @woodelijah #ConanConDuo "Strawberry n Shortcake".
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
9 years
@NBCOlympics @nbc um, no its not. I wish it was, but its not. #ThanksNBC.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
7 months
@BlakeHHarris Lining EVERYTHING up to try and beat Cole in Yankee Stadium. Wonderful plan.
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Holmey in Newport Beach (AOMICdM)
1 year
@TheOnion Fake. Thar car would break down in the first 100 yards.
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