Yo no soy Marinero, soy Capitan...FireSaintAlex
@CaptPat48
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🇺🇸 🇻🇪🇵🇹🇬🇧 Old Salt that has sailed the 7 Seas & seen 86 Countries. Seen a lot & have a lot to say. RedSox, LFC, ODU, Golf, GaTech
On the Right Coast
Joined May 2009
There’s a woman in a couple of my Wife’s leagues that every year Winters in Florida and comes back with a 30 handicap and then shoots 82 or 83 in League events….everyone knows what a cheat she is…#Sandbaggette
The last time I played in a handicapped tournament…I got paired with a 14 handicap. He proceeded to hit a five uatd draw on me for 15 straight holes. Was even par through 15 and closed me out with ease. I probably heard the dead giveaway, “this is the best round I have played
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Alex I’ll take things that never happened for 600. (but an amusing story)
CUTTER MEETS PROSPECTOR PETE It was Cutter's last night in Aspen and Cutter was looking to paint the town. It must have been an obvious look on Cutter's face because as Cutter was walking through town Prospector Pete started chatting up Cutter. (pic below) Pete had the gift of
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🇺🇸 @iamrodneysmith has mowed free lawns for the elderly and our veterans - he is awesome and faith-filled! He has a dream to mow the White House lawn and Arlington National Cemetery to honor our heroes. He says it would be the greatest honor of his lifetime. "God has made
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It worked for me…good luck. If it was Doctor prescribed check with him before you do…
@CaptPat48 I think I will stop taking the aspirin.
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Good Luck… the membranes in one’s nose are wafer thin…takes very little for them to bleed…but any kind of blood thinners can be a definite cause…however I’m also well aware that blood thinners may be a medical necessity for some people…
@CaptPat48 I’m going for an MRI on Wednesday.
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Do you take a daily 81mg aspirin or any kind of blood thinners?
Well I’m having another massive nose bleed. 4 minutes to plug saturation. Approximately 40 drops per minute. This sucks. Especially After the 8 hour nosebleed Monday night. If it stops within an hour, I won’t go to the ER. Otherwise I will. Say a prayer for me please.
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✔️ a fivesome would be worse….
Nothing is worse than being stuck behind a foursome of beginner golfers
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Welcome to 2025 analytics baseball run by computer nerds behind a desk…
@CaptPat48 Yeah I know. Wasn’t meant for you but more just an overall reference. Under no planet when I grew up do you take the ball from him in this situation.
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Wasn’t my tweet… just retweeted someone else’s that I agreed with……true many more recent examples
@CaptPat48 Why the Bob Gibson reference? You can go way more modern to prove this point.
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Fact ✔️
As great as Skubal was it was only for six innings and 99 pitches! Call me a grumpy old man but can you imagine what Bob Gibson would have said to Johnny Keane if he came to take him out after 99 pitches and the lead? It’s a different game folks and not a better one
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Same Dallas Cowboys and even more so Oakland/Los Angeles/Las Vegas @Raiders
guy next to me at the coffee shop had on a yankees hat so i started trying to shoot the shit with him about ball and he looked so confused. i forgot half of the people in yankees merch have never watched a game before
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Because your @Yankees are basking on the playa in Cancun….☀️🍹🌴
I am on the train to New York to see a play about Friedrich Nietzsche. I don’t know how this happened.
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Do you ever work or are you just independently wealthy? Inquiring Minds Want To Know… What’s next week Pine Valley or Kiawah I? Probably Valderrama the following…
🚨🚨🚨 BOSTON GOLFERS 🚨🚨🚨 I’ve got ONE spot that has opened up for a foursome at a prestigious club on the Cape for TUESDAY afternoon! DM me if available and interested for details! First confirmation gets the spot!
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Fact! Son’s College roommate was Ozzie’s clubhouse boy….most of ChiSox couldn’t stand AJ…. Same when he was briefly on BoSox….He’s an A-Hole
@jzulgad AJ is a guy the other team hates and if he’s in your team you hate him a little less…..lol. I think Ozzie said that.
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Yep….Same with M’s Kirby coming out after just 5 innings…reliever instantly blew the lead….Neither Manager seemed aware there was no tomorrow….
99 pitches???? Yea I could never be a baseball manager. Crotchet and Skubal wouldn't come out with anything less than 130. Men used to go to war
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@JoeyMannarinoUS It is either voter fraud or...and I think this is more likely, VA is filled with far leftist lunatic Democrats who, much like MA, are constantly voting for the most bizarre, DIRTBAG,communistic, rules for thee but not for me attitude mental patients. Any person with an ounce of
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Also the M’s when they pulled Kirby after 5 the reliever instantly lost the lead…. If things are going good, why change? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it….
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Plastic doesn’t deteriorate….
This is actually insane American kept this loaf of bread she bought from Walmart for “an experiment” She wanted to see how long it would last before molding, She bought it May 15,2024 It has now been 17 months. 1 full year and 5 months and still no mold… it still is perfect
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The only question that remains is “El Duque” 60, 65, 70 or possibly 75? Inquiring Minds Want To Know. Also @Tigers AJ Hinch may want to reconsider pulling Skubal after 99 pitches in an important game and be like Cora letting Crochet go 118 in WC game 1. Analytics 🤮……
Former #MLB players celebrating birthdays this weekend: Dmitri Young, Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez, Sid Fernandez, and Tony Kubek. 🎂⚾️ @ctmascaro @CaptPat48 @pal55arc
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