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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
5 days
“In a time of universal cowardice, telling an offensive joke is a revolutionary act.” -George Orwell or something.
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Roseanne Barr
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Damn it feels good to be a gangster. Thank you @michaelmalice for getting me my twitter back! 62 million views isn’t bad for a multi-cancelled has been. Thanks @elonmusk for fact checking the mind controlled bots after me and for giving @TheoVon a platform. Comedy is back!
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Elon Musk
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Comedy is legal on this platform!
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Roseanne Barr
10 months
Finally got my blue check! Now I’m as important as everyone else with a credit card! hopefully I can get paid to tweet now @elonmusk . I have shit to say!
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Roseanne Barr
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There, that’s better.
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The propaganda here from the other side is sad. It’s just a collection of unhinged emotional outbursts from Trump Derangement Syndrome psychopaths who only hate him because the war party pedos told them to. I’ve been mentally ill my whole life and these people are batshit crazy…
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
10 months
Offensively yours
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9 months
When the establishment believes jokes are more dangerous than child trafficking or government corruption, you really shouldn’t need to see anything else to want to wake yourself up from this nightmare. We have ALL been asleep for so long. Mock them until the puppet strings snap.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
9 months
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” -George Orwell, 1984
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Chuck Callesto
9 months
FLASHBACK: Video footage from Detroit captures van dropping off what looks to be HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of ballots near 3 AM after all vote counting was STOPPED. GOP monitors were not present.🤔 Remember when Michigan flipped from Trump to Biden?
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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I was already voting for him- no need to sell me on it more.
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
5 months
MORNING JOE: "In a 2nd term, Trump will imprison, he will execute whoever he is allowed to imprison, execute, drive from the country. Just look at his past. It’s not really hard to read"
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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I couldn’t be more excited to start a show right here on X! @elonmusk has said that “Comedy is legal” on his site. We will certainly be taking advantage of that! Thank you to @officialpsq for standing up for the first amendment! 🇺🇸
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Roseanne Barr
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Thank you for the birthday wishes! My present was getting to meet the twice elected President of the United States!
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I’d like to introduce you to my new boyfriend.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
6 years
Can you all help me get more followers here? The more I have the more my words will have weight. I am a fighter 4 FAiRNESS in all aspects of US life. I am tired of being smeared-over a stupid mistake erasing 30 yrs of activism.
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Roseanne Barr
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@POTUS Close the fucking border then, dipshit.
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Roseanne Barr
10 months
I’m going to dress up in man drag and tell bible stories to school kids!
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Roseanne Barr
6 years
I thank John Goodman for speaking truth about me, despite facing certain peril from producers and network.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
9 months
This tweet should be in the Smithsonian. There has never been a more democrat post in history. The lack of awareness, the lack of shame, the double standard, the absolutely insanity and soy induced frail boy bitchiness. Amazing. Absolute 10/10
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David Hogg 🟧
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If Biden did what Mitch did today the media would be covering non stop for the next two weeks. But because it’s a Republican it’s like nothing ever happened. The right wing bias of corporate media is nuts.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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I know I haven’t been tweeting as much as normal and I miss y’all. But I’ve been spending a lot of time recharging for the fight ahead. Commies aren’t going to let us save America without fighting and lying and cheating and it’s going to be ugly. It’s time for everyone who loves…
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Roseanne Barr
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I’m disgusted to read all of the support for James Gunn’s pedophile jokes-as the same people supported blacklisting me for a joke they didn’t even understand.
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Roseanne Barr
8 months
Trump’s mugshot is so hot!
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Roseanne Barr
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I'm not a racist, I never was & I never will be. One stupid joke in a lifetime of fighting 4 civil rights 4 all minorities, against networks, studios, at the expense of my nervous system/family/wealth will NEVER b taken from me.
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Roseanne Barr
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I’ve been so busy being amazing and saving the world and kicking ass that I failed to remind y’all that my X show is coming at the end of this month! @officialpsq and I have partnered to bring sanity friendly programming to a free speech platform like @X . As a comedienne whose…
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Roseanne Barr
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You like me! You really like me!
@VikingMAGA
Irish Warrior ⚔️🛡⚔️ 🍊
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@therealroseanne Congratulations on 1 million followers! Get Em Roseanne‼️
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I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers. Happy New Year!
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6 years
To my wonderful fans who I treasure and love-who have carried me these past weeks when I was 2 weak 2 carry myself: I will be doing a TV interview this week. I’ll tell u about it tomorrow!
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Roseanne Barr
9 months
Me just after my shitposting caused mental breakdowns of pedo-satanists.
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Roseanne Barr
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It’s up! Here’s a taste since no one has an attention span over 60 seconds on x… links below. This episode was the best one yet! I love @TuckerCarlson dearly.
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Roseanne Barr
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Too bad keeping papers isn’t a trillion dollar laundering business or the trillion dollar media industrial war complex might have treated Trump as kindly as they treat war criminals. Anyway, can someone add Biden and his money laundering op with the Ukraine war in this meme too?…
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Roseanne Barr
3 months
Hello.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 months
Please let us know if you would like to join the lawsuit against Disney
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Roseanne Barr
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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy all American holidays while you still can! Love y’all.
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Roseanne Barr
9 months
I knew the Biden corruption news was spreading…. Every time it trends Trump gets indicted. They think we don’t see it.
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NBC News
9 months
BREAKING: Former President Trump has been indicted by a federal grand jury investigating efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
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Roseanne Barr
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We are uniting everywhere, you can feel it. This is how we stop corporations, marxists and satanists from destroying the family and all that is holy here in America. We can win! God bless.
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Roseanne Barr
6 months
I will miss her.
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
6 months
BREAKING: Senator Marsha Blackburn has filed a subpoena for the flight logs of ALL passengers who have flown on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet. Should Americans know all passengers on Jeffrey Epstein's private plane? I'm not really sure about this one. I think that law…
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Roseanne Barr
5 months
Define woman.
@piper4missouri
Jess Piper
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I will always vote for the Democrat, because I am a woman in America.
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Roseanne Barr
7 months
Praying for Israel. Being attacked by Iran after we gave them billions is exactly what we knew would happen and what I feared most when I called out the Obama/Jarrett foreign “plan”. Make no mistake- This has been underway for years and this is not Biden.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
2 months
The bar for Joe is lower than your tits hang.
@robreiner
Rob Reiner
2 months
President Joseph R. Biden kicked ass.
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Roseanne Barr
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New couple alert!!🚨
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Roseanne Barr
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Hi guys! There will be no episode of the podcast tomorrow- we decided to give y’all a break from my voice for a week- next week will be @TuckerCarlson !!!!!! Happy turkey day! Enjoy the break and try to be nice to your horrible families!
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
6 years
got new Dr.’s and am doing better now. Thanks everyone!
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Roseanne Barr
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Most secure election ever
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
9 months
BREAKING: Michigan police find tens of thousands of fake voter registrations, bags of pre-paid gift cards, guns with silencers, burner phones, and a democrat-funded organization with multiple temporary facilities in several states in a massive 2020 voter fraud bust.
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I’m not scared of the eclipse. I’m scared of 4 more years of commies.
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If you vote for who you want to vote for you’re destroying democracy….. by voting. Voting. In a democracy.
@robreiner
Rob Reiner
5 months
If you vote for anyone but Joe Biden, you are voting to destroy American Democracy.
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Roseanne Barr
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Hello
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Roseanne Barr
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It’s been a long time since impeachment inquiries looked into actual real corruption from an actually corrupt President. Should be interesting. Here is hoping Biden doesn’t delete 33,000 emails under subpoena or claim any of his Robert L. Peters like pseudonyms were “typos”.…
@SpeakerMcCarthy
Kevin McCarthy
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I am directing our House committees to open a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden. Over the past several months, House Republicans have uncovered serious and credible allegations into President Biden’s conduct—a culture of corruption.
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Roseanne Barr
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This is the funniest X post of all time.
@GeorgeTakei
George Takei
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We all know that the GOP always accuses the Democrats of whatever it is they are guilty of.
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Roseanne Barr
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biggest conspiracy theory of all time: trump-russia collusion 'theory'
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Roseanne Barr
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Securest ever!
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DC_Draino
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Never forget - President Trump was leading Biden by 160,000+ votes on election night Then a “water pipe burst” forcing GOP poll watchers out of the Atlanta counting center while Democrat criminals pulled out suitcases of ballots & ran them through the machines for hours…
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Roseanne Barr
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I’m on @DiamondandSilk show sept 10!
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Roseanne Barr
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We all have to take X breaks from time to time. When you start getting mad and fighting people who don’t matter in the grand scheme, it means your mental health is getting taxed. Go outside-be with your family. Fighting is fun in stints- but ultimately very exhausting. “You can’t…
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Roseanne Barr
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when is a TV host going to ask someone why they voted for HRC? Or act like someone who did is suspect?
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Roseanne Barr
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i am so happy-I left Hawaii last June to go to work to write the Roseanne shows-I worked hard thru bronchitis, missing my grandkids & a bum knee & U guys made it all worth it! thanks so very much!
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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@GeorgeTakei Actually George honey, it IS because he’s a criminal who will destroy our democracy. Did Trump try to jail Biden when they were running against each other? Did Trump use the media and the Government in collusion with big tech to bury a major story a week before the election that…
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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ppl keep warning me against making my own content because “these are dangerous times” No shit! An artist can be misinterpreted and be destroyed forever despite a lifetime fighting bigotry
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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After a lot of thought, I decided that I won’t be doing any TV interviews, too stressful & untrustworthy 4 me & my fans. I’m going to film it myself & post it on my youtube channel in the next week-the entire explanation of what happened & why! I love you all-sign up & get ready.
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I needed two shades because our future is so bright.
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first rule of comedy: NEVER target someone more famous than U who is in the audience. U will lose the entire crowd.
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Looks like a court actually looked at the evidence for once. Cool.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Judge orders a new election in Connecticut town after surveillance video showed ballot stuffing in drop boxes! That this happened here is beyond reasonable doubt. The only question is how common it is.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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thanks for all your kind comments, everyone! Love u all goodnight-
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Who wore it better?
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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If you’re not upset with democrats and the media cover ups and gaslighting campaigns by now, you’re too far gone.
@KanekoaTheGreat
KanekoaTheGreat
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Remember when Democrats said Trump's DOJ investigating his chief election rival would destroy America and turn it into a Banana Republic? Now, they support Joe Biden's DOJ as he actually destroys America & turns it into a Banana Republic.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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Here is my new show exclusively on X brought to you by @officialpsq !! Comedy is still legal and free speech is still a thing you guys. Thank you @elonmusk for supporting creators like us! I really hope you all enjoy! It is wild, offensive AND crazy- just like me!
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Roseanne Barr
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they use women to attack and bully women.
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When double standards are your only standards.
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@amuse
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FLASHBACK: Democrats called on electors to ignore the results of the 2016 presidential election.
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@shannonrwatts @Jason_Aldean Him Talking about small town values is not the same thing that your mind controlled dipshit brain filters it as. All you are doing is showing that you’re batshit crazy and that does no good for anyone. If you don’t like the song don’t listen to it. certainly don’t project your…
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Roseanne Barr
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@robreiner A vote for Biden is a vote for Iran. A vote for Biden is a vote for a China. A vote for Biden is a vote for war. The only vote for America is a vote for a Donald Trump.
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@NikkiHaley
Nikki Haley
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Thank you @BillGates for donating billions of dollars to construct factories that will manufacture the seven most promising vaccines. This will keep us from losing any time as potential vaccines move through the clinical trial process. 🇺🇸 @standamericanow
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Roseanne Barr
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I am so greatful to the fans of the Roseanne show for giving it a good Premiere rating. You are all wonderful-here is to making America laugh & talk again! LOVE U
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I’m fine.
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Roseanne Barr
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Hunter already runs one out of your house.
@POTUS
President Biden
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My Administration is committed to constructing a 21st century rail system.
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@therealroseanne
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Very pleased I came back to social media after a nice break to see everyone is still crazy! As someone crazy, I can tell you that warms my heart.
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Add it to the “Roseanne was right” jar.
@UnityNewsNet
UNN
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A 98-year old was given standing ovation by the Canadian parliament during Zelensky's speech. He was hailed as a hero for fighting against the Russians. Yaroslav Hunk fought for the 14th division of the Waffen SS.
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Roseanne Barr
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I am not a republican nor a democrat-I’m independent and do my own thinking-I do not parrot lines fed to me by either party.
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@therealroseanne
Roseanne Barr
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I pray that this terrible attack on Jews will be the catalyst for Americans to finally wake up as to the deep and rife scourge of racist anti-Semitic bigotry that exists in our country.
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Diversity of Opinion is part of Diversity.
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These are the people who always ask me “what happened to you Roseanne?”
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Roseanne Barr
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if you don’t live in California your opinion on Newsom does not matter. Being handsome is great for selling luxury cars, seducing rich donors and running interference for your corrupt crime family, but it does not translate into being a good governor.
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Roseanne Barr
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tomorrow please vote for freedom of speech!
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Roseanne Barr
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@mitchellvii It took months of cities burning and democrats bailing out rioters while people were shot on the street and dems kneeled in solidarity. What’s the excuse for that shitrocksforbrains?
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It’s very sad when woketards try to destroy you with lies and it actually works because of their vast network of enablers and propagandists in the media. But you have to hang tough because you want to be around to witness their karma come back. I for one cannot wait. RIP to the…
@stevenchase
Steven Chase
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Toronto principal bullied over false charge of racism dies from suicide
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New hair!
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Add it to the jar
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
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Did You Know: In 1998, @theRealRoseanne warned Donald Trump that the wealthy elites had put America on the road to socialism "Donald, you cannot let other rich people turn America into a communist country"
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Roseanne Barr
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Looks like we have a new “securest election ever” to boast about!
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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Voting machines in Pennsylvania are now being shut down after reports of machines “flipping votes”. And this is why Americans have lost all faith in our electoral process. Add this to the list of election fraud cases we’ve recently learned about: -Ballot stuffing schemes in…
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Roseanne Barr
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guys. we are being shown what is wrong with our country so that we can get together and fix it for everyone.
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@robreiner Biden supporter is anti war HAHAHAHAHAH we had a peaceful 4 years and your fat ass couldn’t stand it.
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Roseanne Barr
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Take the RED PILL and investigate who is behind Child Trafficking at our southern border. Do not allow the Left to control this narrative.
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Roseanne Barr
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Praying for our @FLOTUS get well soon!
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Roseanne Barr
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again, i feel like i must say, after much thought and prayer-do not engage w haters in any way. block them out. they want to destroy, not help anyone or anything.
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Roseanne Barr
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Robert L. Peters.
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@harryjsisson Yeah he’s great! He just takes bribes, influence peddles, jails political opponents and uses big tech to censor news stories about his illegal activities. But thankfully, no mean tweets.
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shit! we are number one trending on twitter! #roseanne
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Roseanne Barr
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it was a thrill to get a congratulatory phone call from The President of The United States of America. POTUS is the Fifth President I have received support from! what a life!
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Roseanne Barr
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Let's stop fighting and start solving problems together.
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Roseanne Barr
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Diamond and Silk are comedians-stop censoring them!
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Roseanne Barr
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I cannot believe I accidentally deleted my speech when making my last edit just before walking out. I had to wing it last night, it was so scary. But I’m glad you guys liked it!
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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“I’m all in for President Trump. If I ain’t all in they’re going to put my a** in a gulag. We deserve to have an election with paper ballots, proper ID to prove that you’re a US citizen.” - @therealroseanne
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Sup Nazis? Been a long time.
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