Matthew Mason
@NyteMason
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he/they. they’ll need a new DSM to pinpoint how good I am at having DID. looks normal in public. recovering from substance abuse and homelessness. tip jar open
Joined August 2024
@lilbaybebona so I’m asking a real question… are we supposed to simp or be nonchalant in this situation? I suppose “yeah you look cute today” would be fine?.
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@ditz_carlton yea i be stimmin that thang all day long, i suppose u could call it that yeah.
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@regularaugust it’s almost like education is undervalued and homework carries too much weight in the grades. I had a 2.1 gpa when I graduated despite consistently high test scores because I didn’t do my homework. I wouldn’t have used it for writing assignments but math homework? Probably.
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@HouseOfFufu @LittleMammith plus I doubt they were “humble” at all, considering he thinks his test scores and GPA are the most impressive and hardcore academic achievement to ever be recorded. And he has no goals, he just wants to be “part of the elite.”.
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@bigballsdino i have no idea what dattebayo means but this lives rent free in my lexicon and reminds me occasionally that that if matt murdock can get his ass handed to him 12 times a day and still be a kickass lawyer, then I can do this fuckass math homework without resorting to violence.
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@imagesaicouldnt I’m gonna start playing bruh sound effect bass boosted 5 mins when someone talks over me.
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@RiceBastard @Bagodictionary @Membrillo_1984 @lilbaybebona Scrotal seam lookin on point today me bastard.
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@bleedinglace this take always starts some shit. like, i agree with you, and at the same time, uhh I hate that I automatically get read as a bottom when I prefer to top 🤷🏼.
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@Schmrgl back in 2010 we would play this pictionary style game and for some reason, people started drawing the thing their friends were trying to guess with hitler as the main character of the image, with the addendum “ignore hitler,” for some reason it made the pictionary super easy.
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@wednesdaycals honey your boyfriend is possibly one of the dumbest creatures to ever grace this earth. you have cancer and it’s literally painful to have sex and he’s still pushing it on you?? you are not the asshole and you should dump your boyfriend.
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@nudeobama they have piles of laundry all over their bedroom but they dont ever have to do dishes because they doordash all their food.
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@thamosdeaf yeah but if you skip the cutscenes you miss out on the chance he might actually be cool or interesting. y’all really do hate men like unconditionally and that itself is really alienating and people don’t realize. Anyways you go ahead and skip the dialogue, more infodumping for me.
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so we’ve forgotten “ignore hitler” already?.
Drawing hitler but shaking my head .The whole time so people know i don’t agree with this.
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@theidi_ yeah but you have no reason to. Working from home also brings the office into your living space and this can make it more difficult for your brain to “clock out” of work mode because you never really “leave” the office.
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@imagesaicouldnt honestly it could be saved. having a different hair texture than your reference picture is a a universal issue.
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@Schmrgl my response really isn’t doing this phenomenon the justice it deserves, it lives on in my memory as a secondhand observer who never played the game myself. I am unsure if this was a widespread thing or it was a more isolated thing at my middle school.
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@wnbagirlfriend please… no… not again. im not strong enough to have my entire personality deleted and my emotions flattened into uselessness just to appease my captors. Not Again.
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@Schmrgl i swear im not just making this up it was A Thing and it seems like everyone but me just collectively forgot but this was in its peak when I was an eighth grader so it’s etched into my psyche as one of the most fascinating internet fads i’ve witnessed.
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@Zaiatfg idk I bet being inside that room it feels really cramped bc of the awful cable management cinderblock furniture.
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@lilgrapefruits wait til they see somebody ask their adult kid for a smoke and then the parent says “i thought i raised you to have taste” cause they smoke a different brand now.
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@regularaugust Mostly I’m afraid they’ll be graduating without really knowing how to read or developing critical thinking skills because they outsource their assignments to a copy-paste program that knows even less than they do.
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@CosmicTuna trust me when i say this, the last thing homeless people want is to be condescended by being. read stories. bring em some clean water to drink and a pack of hanes. or an umbrella. durable shoes. menstrual products. A new lighter. I bet you anything they could all use a new bic.
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@TR4NNYKISSER you click it when the dog performs a task successfully, about the same as treats but without using food as a motivator. A lot of people co-opt the dog aesthetic without being dog-coded enough to take it seriously.
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@jacobfuknjones paying tribute to this dude by smoking a dry marlboro i found outside quiktrip this morning.
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@OldInternetFeel ??? that is the coolest I have ever seen a person look ?????? this vibe is my constant goal.
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@6Vf75 @lilbaybebona Right, like if she looks cute I’m gonna tell her so. But I’ve seen people get obsessive about it and it can be kind of … overwhelming, some of the comments I see on girls’ selfies.
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@LinkedInLunat1c so… what kind of jobs do people actually get through linkedin because in most fields, having time to post about your job on jobfacebook would indicate you’re wasting time at work. There’s probably a specialty for linkedin-based hiring managers.
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@c7lico hard disagree. makes them an easy target for predators. I see your replies saying kids shouldn’t be on the internet. Seems you are really out of touch with the increasingly online requirements of operating within our society, especially for children. I debate with mysef about -.
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@gayvelor … lack of world building???? Lack of world building??????? Each kids’ planet is loterally tailored to their personal journey, dream moons are an amazing concept, godtier and the journey getting there are reflective of our real life climbs with a fantasy element that questions -.
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@shutyourhell been a writer since I could hold a pen and now I have to force myself to stop writing because my hand cramps up trying to sort my feelings into neat little bins. So the journaling came long before the heartbreak.
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@heavensbvnny The last girl I dated was lowkey one of those Bad Doms who didn’t do aftercare whatsoever and it honestly left me traumatized. Still coming to terms with that, without feeling like I was responsible for my own pain throughout the relationship.
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@CFCDursty @lilbaybebona Nah, by “simping” I mean going overboard like this sunday pic is the wildest hottest thing you’ve ever seen, though you have a fair point. We all gotta learn to communicate effectively, even within ourselves.
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@LittleMammith this dude would be fine if he could take a step back from his obsession with prestige and realize he can get the same education for cheaper at a state university. He just doesn’t want to be associated with us Poors. We actually have to work harder because we can’t buy our way in.
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@lilbaybebona follow up question, why is everyone just saying men are useless instead of actually answering my question? Or how about “try something in the middle like yeah you like cute today” It’s about ranking the appropriate enthusiasm when complementing a girl.
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@FoolPlanet You heard it here folks, “consumerism has permanently damaged how people percieve art” and that is why, my dear friends, we have the “starving artist” trope. Even before AI, artists and our work are harshly undervalued because it’s not mass produced for their convenience.
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MASS INDUSTRIALIZATION DOES NOT BENEFIT THE CONSUMER WHEN ITS SOLE AIM IS TO PRODUCE THE CHEAPEST PRODUCT RESULTING IN THE HIGHEST PROFIT MARGIN. WE ARE FORCED TO CONSUME SUBQUALITY PRODUCT SO THE RICH CAN BECOME RICHER AND QUALITY PRODUCTS ARE BEHIND EXORBITANT PAYWALLS.
I don't think this is exactly right. My guess is that a lot of AI art will be similar to what has happened in the clothing industry: technology speeds up production, benefitting consumers. Only enthusiasts will care if something is made by hand or not. Will give examples. 🧵.
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@gear100burgers @lilbaybebona the kids don’t say simp anymore? I can’t be that behind the times.
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@webdevMason Wow people really believe that a transgender 17 year old should be forced by the state to live with parents who tried to move to “separate their child from local influences” rather than just letting the kid be happy with people who make them feel safe?.
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@spoonyspinee if you’ve been drinking nothing but soda and sports drinks your entire life, water kind of tastes like dogshit in comparison because it doesn’t have any sweetener. And in a lot of places the tap water is full of chlorine, if not waste. I love water but I get it.
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@DarkOddCon I can conjure an apple so hard that if I rotate it four full revolutions it will appear in my fridge the next day.
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@MaekoMoment @lilbaybebona I know what you mean but I can’t help but laugh at this when people say it because I have more personality disorders than interesting things to say.
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@invasion_j 8000 panels. A lot of the pages don’t have words at all. It’s a *comic* and if you sit down to read the whole thing it’s not any longer than a series of novels. The entire harry potter series is probably about the same length. Pick a character and latch on for dear life.
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sorry but the fact this is a furry comic tells me that it probably did happen and you were in fact a dog forever after that.
Made this against my will bc my mom begged me to since people liked the other comic with her in it. she thinks this is funny . I might delete this
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@edtwt137 @lilbaybebona I’m not really that dense, I’m starting to wonder if people actually check the context or just see one word of my reply and think that’s the entirety of thought I can manage.
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@crunkcore my social transition was basically training myself to manspread and I’m still accepting that it’s not only okay, but it’s almost expected for me to take up the space I deserve. Still haven’t found jeans that actually look good on me but that’s on the fashion industry.
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@whotfisjovana why on earth is your perfume in the fridge. I know it’s a meme but it has me thinking, this might preserve the alcohol and fragrance longer than keeping it in the bathroom or smth.
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@_lizharvey if someone goes to the grocery store to socialize, with no list, or to stand in very middle of the chip aisle, they can’t come in. I could go on but honestly I’d prefer the store be open at 2-3am so I can do my grocery shopping alone in peace without the crowding and screaming.
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@dark_salvatoree after using dildos for years I crave the warmth and ease of an organic dick. Compared to silicone it goes in so much smoother and sometimes the person is fun and we can cuddle too. But fr, yes, the surface texture and density are different.
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@sundaysundya i just want them to try crossplaying. like just dress up as a muscled anime guy for a convention with your “bicurious” girlfriends and it’ll all be okay yknow. It awakens something and makes it feel less forbidden.
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hilarious name aside i love how this obituary just doxes her whole family.
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@ULTRAGLOSS and now I find myself going to school because it’s the best way I can think to spend 2 years.
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@gayvelor the morality of death and sacrifice. Lack of world building did they even fucking read it? I agree that the real meat of the story is contained the emotional development of the individual characters but “lack of world building” is just. Not a valid critique of homestuck.
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@GearFilth @thamosdeaf I’m a guy thanks but go ahead and use my post to justify your ignorant misogyny.
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@AbriKaii every time i see a post that says some unsolicited shit about septum piercings, I stretch my septum one size bigger.
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@oncloud_e yeah probably get a migraine the instant you walk in from all the oversprayed overpriced floral perfume.
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@Cuneyt_S_Sevi people who don’t know toby made undertale while living in andrew’s basement are missing out. I think undertale fans who didn’t read homestuck are missing out on some fun jokes. We should enjoy fantastic music and settle our differences while megalovania plays.
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why does everyone seem to forget that Rose’s betrothed was an abusive asshole who only wanted to marry her so he could take her money and social status, and that Jack was her escape from the shallow fashion show and finishing school suffocation of her upbringing?.
The Titanic is the most Boomer-coded movie that exists. “Here granddaughter, let me tell you about the time I shagged a hobo I barely knew as a coping mechanism!. BTW that giant diamond you’re looking for? I’ve had it the whole time, but you won’t get it as your inheritance, I’m.
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@Puckmeat And every time someone calls it a clit I start taking their fingers one knuckle at a time. You wanna look this cock in the face and tell me that’s a tiny little precious clitoris? No. And honestly it makes people look dumb to call it that.
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Just so you know, the HPV vaccine is given to children BEFORE they become sexually active as a preventative measure. Also, I promise doctors are not pushing gender affirming care on c!s children. Any who do receive it are likely 16+ and had to fight for years to get blockers.
I’m not anti-vaccine, but it bothers me that my kids’ pediatrician has repeatedly “strongly advised” the HPV vaccine (for STDs). They wanted to give it to my 9YO and 10YO today. I planned to get a new pediatrician last year after leaks of “gender affirming care” and the.
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@Earth_Updates love that this doesnt specify what nation the polar bears are citizens of. All of them. Polar bears are legally recognized citizens with voting power in all nations.
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@gerrarrdo00 right like “poop found in butt” yeah fork found in kitchen bro idk what you were expecting to find up there. thats why i always keep some baby wipes on hand. just handle it tactfully like a mature adult.
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@castawaymariner Personally I love that they’re thinking outside the box. And they’re smart enough to recognize it’s more viable to be a content creator than to have a traditional job, especially if theyve been building their brand. Also nobody has ever wanted to grow up to work in a factory.
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@postingcontent just my experience here but people who make music in general kinda have to be up their own ass or they’d never release anything.
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@trxnnyrunt i love being a whimsical system. my splitting was caused by trauma, i will not live my life with these fucking hilarious alters as a sad eeyore character.
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a chimpanzee having a toke.
Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see a plane, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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@jabbywockers GOD THIS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES i started cutting my hair myself because they would always give me “The Ellen” as i call it.
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@ppppp1245688 I mean yeah, they’re kind of lacking, that’s why I ask. I’m autistic and I was really sheltered growing up, gotta learn somehow.
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@brian_eno_69 their parents have office jobs and “career fair” these days is basically a joke for military recruiting. They know sports aren’t a viable career option and they probably have trouble getting hired even at a local grocery store. Their fear is reasonable. Give the kids more credit.
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@soidoona at a certain point I realized these sorts of confrontations are a waste of energy, especially if the other person isn’t open to hearing it. if I’m upset with someone a lot of times they’re being a brick wall and rather than trying to argue I simply use the door and let it be.
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@OgLakyn Because it’s novel. It’s shiny and new and people feel like they just got a blackberry and have to find every feature, bug, and off label use. I’ve seen people use it to calculate the calories in their recipe without any regard for the fact it fabricates everything.
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@alwysdissoc8ing there’s a certain emjoyment to doing things alone when youre a system. me and the boiz no matter what.
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