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You cant get mad at me I'm too stupid to know what im talking about at any time
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We need more kids shows where we make adults dress up like fucking idiot freaks
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any time a woman says she wants equal rights the dudes gotta swarm saying how much they want to beat women. Can you talk to a woman normally for one time at least
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I'm so fucking tired of going pee I can't believe I have decades of this shit left fuck this
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When I was a teenager I left to go hang out with friends when my dog wanted to hang out so my dad covered her head in ketchup and put a gun next to her for a photo and he told me she killed herself because of me
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He has lazytown character phenotype
Congressman George Santos has been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud.
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I work at an airport and when someone is getting too drunk at the bars we take them into the maintenance room and lock them in the cube to sober up
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brits PLEASE boil your steaks until theyre gray in private i cant take seeing this anymore
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this is something a lot of people not in America don’t realize but basically from early highschool onward if you have bad grades or are from a poor family army recruiters will not fucking leave you alone and i do not know how it’s legal
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Guy in front of me at the cafe just told the barista his name is Starlord and smirked and I almost physically attacked him
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God, I’m so sorry for how men treat women. It must be terrible. Can I tell you something? I haven’t eaten pussy in so long and I miss it. I’m sorry, I’m so fucking sorry, I overstepped my boundaries. You probably hate me now. Fuck. I’m so fucking sorry
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Women will say they love you and then change your kibble out for a cheaper brand with no warning
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This insane person on tiktok made their pets a steak with garlic and when everyone told them its poisonous to cats in the replies they kept replying "Whatever Ill just kill myself" and "Im giving away my pets since you all think im so horrible and evil"
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captain underpants
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every year or so i have to remind everyone that in 2015 i made my highschool yearbook quote a quote from sonic highschool
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Remember when kevin spacey got accused of sexual assault and his statement was like "Yes its true... I'm gay"
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It's cool when people make nude mods of guys in fighting games because it doesnt even feel sexual, it feels caveman-like. Primitive. It's how men should be fighting eachother
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when I meet a cute dog and ask the owner what the name is and its Loki
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I caught Santa and to ruin Christmas I put him in my contraption
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there was a guy in the starbucks lobby earlier agressively describing dark souls to a poor girl
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I got this sick ass gorilla lighter / flashlight in Korea and the airport workers in Japan laughed when I took it out and made me throw it away
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banished to the shower realm
YuGiOh straight up just added in a rule telling players to shower for tournaments
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Trying to eat nachos and this fat moron keeps looking at me like this
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Yeah, i support womens rights.... Women’s right to peg my ass!!!
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kids on the internet now a days dont even know what the blue waffle was. Where will their fear of vaginas come from now
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*Walks up to you at the register* "Mggfffmmm... mgmmm mrmrrm rrmrm"
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Say what you will about him but this post is so fucking good
I’m looking for job in the job market. It’s hard to find a good one . I’m leaving
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everyone on the street looking up and seeing your balls and ass 😍
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RONALD REAGAN FUNKO POP IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
The latest release from Funko are US historical figures: John F Kennedy, Jackie Kennedy, Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan. Add these to your Pop Icons collection today!
#funko
#piabexclusive
#funko
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the show parks and rec was a trick to make us think people can be friends with libertarians
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@Spaz_Aquato
(makes honest ignorant mistake) (someone corrects me) Whatever. Everyone just wants me to fucking die so i will
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I keep rereading this and tearing up when i see 3 hotdogs in a bowl for $18
Five Guys, Florida 54, Trinity, FL - This is the second time my daughter got food poisoning from eating their hotdogs.
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Vote for bernie today so i can smile at the results like this :)
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Look at this image right now
no one’s better at using they/them pronouns than a bi girl obscuring the fact she’s dating a man
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Jojos bizarre adventure has ruined an entire generation of men
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delusion age 10: everyone in this taco bell thinks im the most beautiful child alive
delusion age 25: the person making the bowl at chipotle for me is thinking im disgusting for not getting vegetables and wants to shoot me for it
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is this not a joke
They're not as prepared as they thought. Stream a new episode free only on The CW App:
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I was trying to bond with my cousin’s kid and I picked up one of his fnaf toys and said “Oh its five nights at freddys” and he grabbed it from me and then said “This is what freddy does” and screamed into my ear as loud as he could
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thinking about when someone posted this on r/cringe and a redditor in the replies called me a “Based Tradwife pervert” or some shit
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worlds richest man tweeted there would be 0 cases by last april 👍
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If a dude tried talking to me like this Id pulverize his cock and balls
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We can never let them forget this. It should be a black stain on their political record for the rest of their lives
New: 70 Democrats condemn "River to the Sea" phrase.
They call for a ceasefire—but not for Israel. They say Israel has to defend itself & follow law “as best as possible."
The signers—validating attacks against the lone Palestinian in Congress—do not mention the 10,000 killed.
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I got so mad at work I had to leave the building to get a cold brew and look at yaoi
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about to I Love Jojos Bizarre Adventure my way into some midtier dick
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when I was in 8th grade every night I'd pray to god the sniper from TF2 would enroll in my school and be my boy friend
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Can I talk to you about something that’s been upsetting me lately? I just feel so lonely. I just can’t stop jacking off. Do you jack off a lot? Oh my god, I’m fucking trash. You should block me. I’m disgusting. When was the last time you jacked off?
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Trying to find shit on reddit about travel for Korea is so difficult. Half of the posts are "how do i date a kpop star" or "places to gangstalk jimins family"
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