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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Patched the bug that caused our account to not stick to the gimmick
- Player cap increased to 10 billion
- Buffed Argentina economy by 18%
- Audio of objects falling at night increased by 33%
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Snakes are now fashionable
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- No changes to France
- Chance of acid rain increased by 6%
- Dog’s breath will stink less by 15%
- Stubbing your toe now does 10% more damage
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Drinking soda now deals poison damage (takes 44% of your HP) if it has been at least four days since the last time that you've drank soda.
- Fixed a giltch where players could access the dev console by eating too much shrip
- Player347 is now banned
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Decreased coconut durability and terminal velocity damage by 8%, increased stunned condition duration to 11 seconds
- Mariah Carey began defrosting
- Private lobbies added to dreams
- Leaves will now crunch 12% louder when you step on them
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⚠��� Critical Earth Update ⚠️
- America has been removed for 24 hours
Happy Independence Day, world!
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⚠️ Earth Update ⚠️
- He is here
- He is here
- He is here
- It has started
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- France servers will be temporarily disabled due to a maintenance
- The amount of water that socks absorb decreased by 20%
- Belts will now do 12% less damage and will not have a slowdown effect
- Biting your lip now does 25% more bleed damage
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⚠️ Bug Fixes ⚠️
- Mirrors now reflect as they should
- Some people weren’t able to equip their shoes… So that’s fixed
- Heads won’t clip through pillows anymore
- Smell of strawberries fixed
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Changed X back to Twitter
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- we can't place the building there
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🚨 CRITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
The developers have made a joint decision to completely remove France
Posted below is a new map players can reference when exploring Europe
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- New accessory added to the game
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🚨 CRITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
𝐃𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, we have decided to re-add France back to the map
Ohio has been replaced by France while we fix all of the bugs. It will be re-added back to a different…
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Audio of objects falling at night increased by 33%
- SCP foundation is operational again
- Blister time duration reduced by 10%
- Random back pain rework: Time duration decreased by 5%, pain increased by 3%
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- the perfect bedroom doesn't exi...
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Mosquitoes to receive overdue nerf. You spoke, we listened. Mosquitoes now have 15% reduced chance to dodge improvised melee and unarmed attacks
- NNN: penis camos will be available for winners. Good luck
- Birds will have longer battery lives (+20%)
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- MatPat added to credits ❤️
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Random Events in the ‘Embarrassing’ category are now 25% more likely to occur when around friends or in public
- Alligator spin attack speed increased by 30%
- There is now a “Help” menu button to provide access to an FAQ
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Banned Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Removed politics
- Removed homophobia
- Removed racism
- Removed sexism
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Removed God & Satan
- Reduced the chance of concussion from head injuries from 2.5% to 1.5%
- The sleep paralysis demon can now speak
- Added a new type of canine (fire dogs)
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Average time required to find your lost glasses increased by 5 minutes
- Ohio temporarily disabled. (Balancing bosses and NPC’s)
- Dizziness effect when standing up from a chair increased by 5%
- Humans now retain 15% more knowledge after studying
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⚠️ Earth updates ⚠️
- Eyes will now look significantly bigger when looking through door viewer. Just like in cartoons (More cartoon physics considered to be added)
- Cats are 10% more likely to allow belly rubs
- Snails now immune to any weather
- Removed chairs for 24h
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- The grace period when food hits the ground to when it is no longer safe to eat has been increased to 7.5 seconds from 5 seconds.
- The UFO glitch has been fixed, players should stop seeing UFO’s effective immediately.
- Buffed the chance to lucid dream by…
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- LeafyIsHere has been removed from the game
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⚠️ EARTH UPDAJZUNEMZO- ⚠️
- He is coming
- He is coming
- He is coming
- He is coming
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- New type of ant will be added (Ice ants)
- Metal music will now play when two or more more people fight (40m radius with the fight being the centre)
- Sleep rework: REM stage will be 10mins longer. Sleep paralysis will be 30s shorter.
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Slap accuracy against flying insects increased by 50%
- Player cap increased to 10 billion
- Moving tattos added
- Pangea servers will be opened again for the last month of this year
- Sneezing recoil increased by 20%
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⚠️ Earth updates ⚠️
- Investigating a hitbox issue causing players to clip through geometry of certain vegetation preventing them from touching grass (feature currently disabled)
- Listenbourg has been added
- Increased success rate of plugging the USB on first try by 10%
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❗⚠️❗ Earth Update ❗⚠️❗
- Merged Portugal & Spain into a single country called "Pain"
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- Shampoo bottles are now 34% more likely to drop on your toes while showering.
- Bread crust is now 20% tastier. 10% less chance of tearing apart the bread while cutting it.
- Chance of a stray cat approaching you and letting you pet it increased by 10%
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Patch V2.19.23 to fix Earth attempted
🚨 Update Failed 🚨
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❗⚠️❗ Earth Update ❗⚠️❗
- Perm-banned France
- France has been removed from planet Earth
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⚠️ Earth Update ⚠️
- Satan is now a playable character
- Dogs now show 33.3% more affection towards their loyal players
- Video game controllers have been banned from submersibles
- In Game Event Scheduled: User Elon Musk 007 & Mark Zuckerburg 8008 are officially preparing…
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❗⚠️❗ Earth Update ❗⚠️❗
- Removed politics
- Removed homophobia
- Removed transphobia
- Removed sexism
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- France has been removed again to fix textures not loading
- Falling back asleep after waking up from a dream resumes the dream where you left off
- At popular request, we’ve buffed bread by 350% for the next 24 hours. Enjoy!
- IQ buff. The following…
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Removed pedophiles from the game
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- Sky will now load properly during flights
- Cutscenes outside of main story are now skippable
- Running barefoot is now 10% faster but you’re 5% more likely to scratch your feet
- People with peanut allergy debuff are now 10% less likely to find peanuts
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- ＩＴ ＩＳ ＨＥＲＥ
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- ᵀᴴᴱ ᴱᴺᴰ ᴵˢ ᴺᴼᵂ
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⚠️ Earth update; Valentines Edition ⚠️
- Buffed cologne effects (too many male players currently lack female attention)
- Buffed bed stability by 66%
- Rizz buffed by 80%
- Bread has been buffed another 34% due to popular demand
- Handling rejection has been temp-buffed 20%…
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🔥🚨 Earth Update: Outro 🚨🔥
While it’s been fun developing Earth, unfortunately the game has now come to an end. All players simulations will be powered off in 12 hours. The devs will zip the Earth files for a potential relaunch at a later date.
We’re sorry for the…
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🏳️🌈 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭 🏳️🌈
𝑾𝑬 𝑫𝑰𝑫𝑵'𝑻 𝑫𝑶 𝑨𝑵𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮...𝑾𝑻𝑭 𝑰𝑺 𝑮𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑵???
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Added brightness slider. Users can now lower the brightness of the sun for a more optimal playing experience
- Decreased the Moons orbit height by 55%
- Brain buff: Your brain will now come up with witty remarks 27% faster
- Birthday wishes are now 40%…
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Mars be having live events but still 0 players lol
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❗⚠️❗ Earth Update ❗⚠️❗
- Hur Hur, HurHur, Hur.
- Hur, HurHur HurHur.
- Hur Hur, HurHur
- Hur, Hur, HurHur, Hur
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Being tucked in bedsheets will now give you 5 more defence points
- Rubbing your chin while thinking increases intelligence by 10%
- Gimmick accounts are now 3% less funny
- New cave systems added (+new loot)
ᵒʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖˡᵃʸᵉʳ³⁴⁷ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉᵈ
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- BENSON is in 25 minutes
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⚠️ Earth updates ⚠️
- New secret achievements added
- Puddles now appear 10% deeper
- Sneezing bug that turned nostrils into temporary jetpacks has been fixed
- Germs will now take 10 seconds to populate a dropped food (from previous 5 seconds)
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Added a new language: Mexican
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⚠️ Critical Announcement ⚠️
It has come to our attention that our Twitter account has reached half a million followers.
That’s 7,999,999,500 people that aren’t receiving Earth’s patch notes from our dev team. 🤦♂️
You’re ahead of the game, player.
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⚠️ Earth Update ⚠️
- Removed the letter X
- Removed the letter X
- Removed the letter X
- IT’S NOT WORKING‼️‼️‼️
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Knuckle cracking reset time reduced by 5%
- New legendary collectibles added
- Chance of forgeting quest objective when arriving at destination increased by 20%
- Added 5% chance to no clip through Walmart bathrooms when sitting on toilet for over 5min
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Updated Creepers to version 2.0
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- Crabs now have the ability to run at 50 MPH
- Carrot buff; Carrots now increase your vision by 20%
- Colorblind people were accidentally deleted last patch they have now been brought back.
- Sloths have received a 15% speed buff
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Banned Josh Hutcherson whistle edits
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- Added desert temples to the game
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- Cute dogs now inflict the Cuteness overload debuff that reduces a players productivity by 15%.
- Reduced the colour saturation of grass on the other side by 10%
France bugfixes:
- Fixed french language bugs
- Fixed driving skills and rules on french roads
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Spawned more NPC’s
- Insomnia nerf. Players are 25% more likely to fall asleep within 15 minutes
- Blue Balls have been removed
- Cereal has been buffed by 17%, now tastes better without milk, but with milk it becomes soggy at a slower rate for a more…
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❗⚠️❗ Earth Update ❗⚠️❗
- Removed the United States of America
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⚠️ Earth Update ⚠️
DEVELOPER IDENTITY REVEAL
- Our main developer will release his name, face, and his personal Twitter account if this Tweet hits 25k likes
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Use of AI art results in a instant ban
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⚠️ SNAIL TOUCH IS OVER ⚠️
- 25 457 789 players have been eliminated (Truly a skill issue)
- Snail speed is back to normal
Have fun in the new season!
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Removed SSSniperwolf from the game
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🚨 CRITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
As promised, Ohio has been readded to the map
We've isolated it in the middle of the Pacific Ocean while we patch all of the bugs happening in the region. We'll keep you updated.
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⚠️ Critical announcement ⚠️
Do not turn your clocks back today. We messed up the update.
Sorry.
- devs
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- raised the chances by 2.4%
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⚠️ Earth update ⚠️
- Lung buff; lungs now have 23% more capacity
- Pooping is now 35% easier
- France is now added back with better scenery.
- Shower buff; showers now warm up 12% faster
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❗⚠️❗ Earth Update ❗⚠️❗
- Merged Portugal & Spain into a single country called "Pain"
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Crabs are now competitive
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🇫🇷🥖⚠️ LA TERRE REMASTERISÉE ⚠️🥖🇫🇷
- LE MONDE A INONDÉ
- LA FRANCE EST SUPÉRIEUR
- LA FRANCE EST SUPÉRIEUR
- LA TOUR EIFFEL FOURNIT MAINTENANT DES DONNÉES 6G
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❗️⚠️❗️ Earth Update ❗️⚠️❗️
- Added purple cats into the game
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