ethel cain do i have fuck me eyes

been mutuals with this twink i met outside a club in berlin for years and he just posted on his close friends that he lets bears draw his blood for blood play

RT @PattyBourree: I wish Bears had been able to do something fun last week. I don’t see any Bears having fun lately :/.

gays when you try to girl code them

RT @dumbandfunn: going on a cruise is the most unchic thing you can do for a vacation.

RT @sdvanw: Why don’t gay guys wear sun screen.

front desk lady at the medspa said welcome back right when i walked in

RT @mathewphetamine: do you know you have 30 minutes @realDonaldTrump.

next summer i’m doing full eurosummer idcccc you will see me in mykonos no thoughts in my brain.

still haven’t seen wicked

snow wife

RT @sojuboyteIIem: boston tourists still blow my mind. like why are you here?.

RT @esjesjesj: I do think Jubilee should be demonetized for knowingly spreading Nazi propaganda.

remember when vicki gunvalson called me kristine’s “little gay friend”.

RT @smbuchov: The way I’m still recovering from Friday night bitch I was drunker than Karen Read.

my parents and i are truly the most normal people in our family i swear…….

i think one of the most intimidating parts of getting a bf is having to take him to europe to meet my crazy family. like here’s my uncle who had a secret 2nd family for 35 years and also doesn’t have a phone because he thinks he’s being followed by the government.

Boston (cigarette butts in your Dunkin).

RT @rornronrnron: this one’s for @ditz_carlton.

guys they have toilets in the coke room at trophy.