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Genetic freak. Injured Man. Miniaturist. Wet Specimen, Test Subject. sfw account, follow @pixyprince1 for nsfw
Joined January 2024
Ummm why does it feel like I'm having menstrual cramps I haven't had a period in over five years
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This is essentially a confession by administration that it committed murder.
Breaking News: The Trump administration has decided to repatriate two survivors of a deadly U.S. strike on suspected drug runners in the Caribbean Sea rather than prosecute or hold them in military detention, people with knowledge of the matter said. https://t.co/YTpRT3lkxY
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Matt LeBlanc had a father-daughter date with his 21-year-old daughter, Marina LeBlanc. ❤️ 📸: BACKGRID
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It's fine to be mad at hot people for being hot sometimes but you gotta keep those feelings inside. This is just "please stop saying hrt works if you've also taken steps other than hrt" which makes no sense.
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These things are not mutually exclusive and doesn't stop hrt from being magic. Many of those people would be dead without the hrt. That counts as magic to me. You're just pissed off at hot people and want to find a way to be woke about it.
"Do I just have to disclose every surgery I've ever had every time I post a selfie?" No one is asking you to do that, they're just asking you to stop saying "HRT is magic" when actually $60,000 is magic.
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It looks like Jeffrey Epstein had a meeting with Chris Poole, the inventor of 4Chan???
BREAKING NEWS: It appears from docs released today that Jeffrey Epstein had a tentative meeting set with "Matt Menchel" in 2011. Matt Menchel was one of the top federal prosecutors who gave Epstein his sweetheart plea deal in 2008. I have reached out to him for comment.
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Q: Have you heard from the president? Has he called you? Eric Trump: No, but I'm glad he acknowledges that I'm a good boy. I am a good boy.
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I think what makes Curtis Sliwa so endearing, despite his politics, is that he clearly comes from the Hey Arnold version of New York
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I know I'm hideous to women
@Puckmeat Even if this shit did happen Iam just gonna hit u with the cold water here she don't want u bro lmao
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I'm going to be staring in a bachelor type dating show called Win a Little Guy
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Check this definitely real persons page real quick
@Puckmeat "I said, 'You know what, I'm not going to do that. I don't want to be a part of that.' And she said 'No, you're not.' I was like, "No.
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Not to stir the pot but like. Shes not Chinese right? This is just an "Asians have small eyes" joke? I'm really hoping I'm missing a piece of the puzzle here.
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The night before your birthday sucks. Can't even stay up late jerking off because if the clock strikes 12 while you're pulling it now your birthday jerking and that's sinful
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