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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

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you saw me topless in something but jsyk my tweets aren't like that || i got a new instagram lizharvey__

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Liz Harvey
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Extremely sweet that it says “contains gluten dairy eggs” But like… ya i mean.. its a cookie exchange.
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Liz Harvey
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You know that grim thing where people blow their life savings in vegas and then (redacted) and its very horribly sad. Ok that but me going to a cookie exchange…. Suddenly im like… ok i see the vision
@thyhighs
vanessa
20 hours
my friend hosted a cookie christmas party and i ate over 20 cookies in 2 hours and i feel like im abt to pass out
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@_lizharvey
Liz Harvey
59 minutes
This was read outloud to me and i was laugh squealing “send it to me. Please”
@doulbedoink
Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo
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Jake Sully is a weird figure in Na’vi history, like what if Rachel Dolezal was also George Washington
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Liz Harvey
5 hours
2 adults and a kid should be at most, and im being generous, $40. thats $16 per adult and $8 for a kid. i still find that high but like… dinner for 2 and a kid should also be $40 its possible bcz i get dinner for 2 for like under $30 all the time
@Viggie_Smalls93
Viggie Smalls
20 hours
Outside of outright free activities idk what you can do with a family of three that is cheaper than $53
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Liz Harvey
5 hours
Im chalking this one up to my own theory of mind problems bcz when i was given dolls i was like “to do what? Does it do anything? How does it work?” So im so far the other way i cant even comment
@Hybrid_Ola
Vampz
2 days
Lady shows off her morning routine as a “Doll mom”
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
I have fleece leggings and like body clothes that are fine but if i go out my nose gets bright red and i cant do that. I have earmuffs but theyre not enough. No hats-my hair is too big.
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
Theres gotta be at least one person who follows me that does distance running in sub freezing temps…. what is the gear set up like what is the poison filled engineered plastic thin but warm clothing youre wearing on your head and neck?
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
i had to take a month off my rigid routine bcz i had gotten so sick last month and now my regular health issues (which this can be confusing bcz i will use sick as short hand) are back and just grinding my body into dust and the solution is i need to go outside but guys….its 14°
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
You can make a handful of really important and good films that rejuvenate or inspired a generation and still be told “oh fuck off, youre annoying” THATS RIGHT!!!!!
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
A lot of bad things happening but everyone being up in arms to be like “oh piss off Quentin tarantino” now that is a day ive been waiting for.
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
Everyone on here these real sad sacks so desperate to have the perfect marriage (which isnt a possible thing but okay) i hope you all have teenagers who make your life a living nightmare for fun tbh. bcz if youre so rigid in whats required from others? Good luck babe
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
“Actually if my boyfriend even looks at porn or also ever jerks off to me or also does anything- what he’s actually doing is insulting me personally and I will never survive” LIKE DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?????????
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
Id suck off a g*n b4 i gave a shit about vetting for marriage posts. and like men on here petrified that women are tricking them into marriage. Eveeyone is scared everyone is tricking them and lying to them and yet they have to get married and its like WHAT IS THIS A FAIRY TALE?
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Liz Harvey
6 hours
People planned REVOLUTIONS on this site. People did organizing and education here and now its like “ actually I as a woman judge every woman that’s ever let a man look at them because they are letting men be demons but also i need to marry one and im obsessed with marriage” like
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Liz Harvey
7 hours
People police others more when they have less control of their life. Id rather have replies like “actually thats not regression and youre insulting mental illness” vs like 30 year olds being like “actually your a loser if you cant date but every one is a loser” WHO CARES
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Liz Harvey
7 hours
Truly makes me sick how people on this website now talk like 14 year olds who if they have the best rules about dating then they get to date and this makes them not a loser. Like you know you care about this bcz you are impotent in life right? its genuine sophomoric regression
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Liz Harvey
19 hours
Seeing norm commit to an energetic and accurate impression- seeing that he could but rarely did. Really inspiring to me to do things im good at but rarely if ever do (many)
@Todd_Spence
Todd Spence
2 days
Norm MacDonald's Quentin Tarantino impression (1998) 👀
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@keublitz
the elusive fifth flavor
2 days
maybe the quintessential interaction for this whole site
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@_lizharvey
Liz Harvey
20 hours
Not to be old fashioned but longer skirt or opaque tights!!!!!
@kishida230
岸田文雄
2 days
カナダのトルドー前首相(@JustinTrudeau)がパートナーと来日され、私たち夫妻と昼食をご一緒しました。 総理時代には首相同士何度もお会いし、カナダ訪問時には「日加アクションプラン」の策定など、二国間関係強化に共に汗をかいた仲です。 こうして交友を続けられていることを嬉しく思います。
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@_lizharvey
Liz Harvey
1 day
Ya thats why you wont ever catch me doing it!!!! even when i post food i eat or art i like im like “ok dont say this this or this. This is FOR ME ONLY” and even then people are insane
@oldlinds
a few small beers
1 day
fascinating responses to somebody posting innocuously about something nice in their life always include a variation of “you posted this as a way to make me (somebody you don’t know) feel bad” or “tell me right now how to do this while accounting for every possible barrier”
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