death threats. i got a lot of death threats after this.

This is a tweet i should have posted 10 years ago not now but i still have a real twitter era heart.

No, for all the things i know i do not have even a beginner's knowledge of classic philosophy or philosphers. i already read twitter everyday. How many autistic’s journals am i supposed to read in this short life???????

Dr Melfi is so class because she’s never like ‘Here are some breathing techniques to cope with your panic attacks’ instead she just says ‘Your mother has no empathy and she’s trying to kill you’. And she’s RIGHT!

Guys how am i gonna get this 5ft tall palm tree out of my shower. Am i just gonna have to shower with it? I might !!

Do that incel tech dumbass thing where i list the series of events with a greater than sign before each point but the summation is i felt so up for it i moved something big and awkward with out help and then possibly dislocated my shoulder 🙂🙂🙂

the $7.65 I will presumably get from the aerosolized surfactant class action brought against dawn powerspray in a decade (paid in a speculative currency owned and controlled by procter & gamble) versus how much I enjoy using it now

One of the best parts of Chicago is when its late February and spring will never come and everyone is just moving in slow motion and about to fall over from despair. sorry i seek a little humility in life!

Anytime people are like “Chicago’s beach is made of concrete” I really don’t understand why someone would live in a city? I don’t live in a city for the beach. If I wanted the beach- id move to Florida and have brain damage.

id THINK that a dunkin or walgreens or other grocery chain- if they sold out regularly, would consider ordering more. But i have a suspicion that the orders are not customizable. otherwise how could it effect so many different sized and kinds of stores. Idk i think about it a lot

I cant just order it. And even tho theres like possibly 6 places in a mile radius of me that SHOULD carry it, its always sold out. thats how we got here. idk why decaf isnt shippable from whatever site your thinking of but it isnt

I had to have full caf coffee this afternoon vs 2/3 decaf to caf ratio and i literally have sweat droplets falling off my body. like im just sitting like okay so we made an error, but no i havent stopped sipping it.

Anyway if you want to make sense of the obviously shapeless grab bag of talking points being smooshed together and edited to fit into their belief system.. theres hundreds of accounts on here like that. it will make you insane but also logically make sense. Both.

theyre having the same issues everyone has, but they must find a way to construct around it. And as much as it sucks shit to dig into these accounts- i honestly feel like this is where the current amalgomation of slime and feelings thats feeding the new gop is being shaped

This morning i saw someone (blonde small woman) talk about having to looksmaxx to get a husband and how men in her replies assume its easy for women to get married and truly. my take away is.. huh so close. And yet..

I know I’ve said this before that there’s a surplus of people trying to grift on the right and its becoming less and less lucrative- and im sure youve seen them on here- but it is fascinating to see what they are disagreeing with each other about.

Ive been eating chocolate which i should not eat.. and i had a pain flare which always ends in a stomach ache… but for some unknown reason, some truly unforeseeable reason my stomach hurts.

I keep getting texts to “sign up” for no kings day and lets say there was a line of dominos, a rube goldberg machine of scenarios that would get me to go…. Its not possible in a world where im encouraged to SIGN UP????

The answer to the “who” question is the exact reason i cannot do it even tho to be clear i would excel at it.

Id give up 2 fingers to be able to eat these. But would i say they are good? no i wouldnt say that