in the most full-circle moment of my career, i had the opportunity to interview logan lerman for esquire (!!!). we had a thoughtful conversation about his past, present, and future (which, he confirmed, doesn’t include the percy reboot). read it here!!!
taylor lautner did sharkboy and lavagirl and then he did the twilight saga and then he dropped off the face of the earth because he knew that he had already starred in the two most important and groundbreaking films in cinematic history
romanticize ur life bitch!!! act like every car ride u take with ur friends is the last scene of a coming of age movie!! make ur coffee in the morning like its the last time u will ever do it! fall fully in love with strangers! just do it who cares!!!!
running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.
the other day i looked up her age bc i was rewatching derry girls and i assumed she was 19-21 when they filmed and maybe in her mid 20s now. this queen is 37 years old
people seeing barbie first are wild. the schedule needs to be
black coffee and a cigarette
oppenheimer around 11 (its 3 hours)
mimosas and brunch
barbie around 6/7
dinner, drinks, club
thinking of all the people i’ve opened up to and been vulnerable with who are no longer a part of my life so now they just walk this earth knowing extremely personal and intimate details about me and there’s nothing i can do about it
i just watched high school musical for the first time in like 12 years and realized they didn’t even do a musical. in high school musical they didn’t even have the musical. all of the movie was leading up to their second round of AUDITIONS at the CALLBACK
movies that seem like fun little playful girliepop vibes but when u watch them are actually the most heartwrenching depictions of motherhood and girlhood and growing up
a man just rolled down his car window and said “sup beautiful” to me when i was walking down the street and i have not eaten in 7 hours and im so hangry and tired that i said “sup ugly” and turned the corner. did i potentially risk my life? yes. but was it a power move? also yes
the real college experience is realizing like halfway through college that u do not want a career at all and would rather make a comfortable little living in the woods somewhere
when the jonas brothers said “ive been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater” they were trying to warn us that our human greed and unsustainable habits are causing rapid climate change and raising sea levels at alarming rates. in this essay i will
yall can support tom holland and noah centineo and ross lynch as the white boys of the month as much as u want BUT remember where u came from. remember ur roots. show respect to ur elders and never forget the original white boy of the month, mr. logan lerman circa the early 2010s
Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies.
“For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”
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bitches say “im fine” and then listen to the same 4 albums they listened to for all of middle school because the comfort of familiarity and nostalgia brings them back to a better time
abba LITERALLY has a song for everything. having a crush on ur teacher...defeating the french ... watching ur daughter grow up ... being poor..... being horny.....breaking up and making up....turning 17 ..... they covered every single base
no one:
2011 wattpad fic: i was getting ready for school, putting my long brown hair into a messy bun. as i looked at my blue eyes in the mirror, my mom came in. “i sold you to pay our debts” she said. “come meet your new master.” i went downstairs and there he was...harry styles
years ago my sister and i met sophie turner at the airport and instead of saying we loved her in game of thrones (this was during GOT’s peak) we said we loved her in barely lethal (26% on rotten tomatoes) and she said “oh! really?”
in 2-5 years theres gonna be a horror movie based on this period about how a family crumbles psychologically when they’re in quarantine together for a long time
People say I'm too critical of Meghan Markle - but she ditched her family, ditched her Dad, ditched most of her old friends, split Harry from William & has now split him from the Royal Family.
I rest my case.
my body dysmorphia be like wear baggy clothes but not Too baggy but also wear something revealing but not Too revealing but make sure it shows ur curves but not Too much of ur curves and make sure it looks good from every angle and when u walk and when u sit down but n
how do people just “not like” coffee i dont understand .... like ....... yall just be having energy naturally??? u can just .... do things and focus on shit ....... without it? sounds fake but ok
logan lerman resurfacing at the very last minute of the decade to remind us that we started the 2010s with him as white boy of the month so we’re sure as hell gonna end it with him as white boy of the month ...... absolutely iconic