Alchemeister
@MrAlchemeister
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He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. Dionysian Übermensch.
Joined March 2023
@kenzietuff Let's be real also, how much is made up. Every man has had a woman that believes a fantasy they make in their mind.
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@YSufferer The absolute peak irony of this is that the Maori are colonizers. Polynesian got to NZ Like 300 yrs ago and killed all indigenous. We get it. you guys are warriors whoaaa . Also women doing haka is hilarious.
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@thechosenberg "Can you stop being a pussy and fuck me like a man" would save a bazillion relationships.
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@ahm_i1 . Yes? .If my great grandchildren must live in Mumbai fucking vaporize me now thanks.
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@SVVVAYED You think the government would allow something that makes them pay pensions for an avg of 5+ yrs lol.
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@YSufferer foreign substite teacher butchering all the normal american names and pronouncing foreign names flawlessly.
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@tonyhawktruther I really think the US and other countries are more productive not worrying about damn paper sizes lmao.
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@tonyhawktruther I'm sorry I just realized you need a license to use scissors in Britain, so different paper sizes make more sense. The UK government thinks it's citizens are children.
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@TheOnlyDSC Don't forget to pay carbon taxes and to always feel bad for polluting the world westoids!
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@zoeplzshutup Men, stop wasting your and hers time. Taking away her most fertile years.That shit is evil bro.
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@TheRoyalSerf People don't understand that their progeny will regress to the mean. Indian genetics can't make America, it makes india. This sounds stupid but think about it. Haitians can't make Japan, not because Haiti doesn't have Mt. Fusion. It's because they're Haitians.
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@ObtainerOf Ooooh this why so many OF and IG models fly to Dubai. Get that 'Dubai chocolate' on their chest.
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@duertufs @memeticsisyphus Why should eating food have consequences?. Reality and hypotheticals never play well together.
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@atalovesyou You're upset b cause you have to go back to this. Fuck you for trying to hold any American emotionally hostage for this.
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@AFpost Elon REALLY shot himself in the foot for Indians lmao .Instead of being "aww man that suck" now it's going back to people laughing at tesla owners and sharing kids like this.
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@GarbageHuman24 This is reimagined "Why do you wear shoes in the house?" Cause outside our outside doesn't look like this dumbass
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@hope_pead Do Indians really think they're hard? This dude is talking like Indians are badass. Indians think they're badass anime dudes irl.
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@laserboat999 Thats cute. It doesn't have to be like that. Rumor is the Zips own a DUMB (deep underwater military base) chillometers below the ice and water. Being warmed by the core and undersea lava vents. On that base there is rumored to be an artificial beach, with waves. Can you imagine.
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@interesting_aIl Yea dude let me spend fuckin 20k on a roof because a hurricane or tornado blew half of it off every 3 years.
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@uncle_deluge This could be any random rural road in the US dude .I have a buddy with rich secluded parents and their driveway looks like this.
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@RobertFlanaganX @laserboat999 PTSD mem-wipe happened to me too. Get suited and booted warmie. Hear the sirens? We're about to drop.
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@wigger @stripe @collision @patrickc @dps @stripesupport Didn't bongino make a stripe alternative? I forgot the name.
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@iFightForKids imo there is no way someone that eats right, like steak and eggs, drinks water & normal shit, for their brain to become this clouded even surrounded by propaganda. i wonder how many bags of Takis does it take to have a thought such as "shaving my arms and legs changed my life".
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@SUMMONFISH You can't escape it. The vast open ice plains with howler scattered sparsely across the icescape. The dreams never stop. That is Jove calling you back. Will you answer the call?.
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@BecomingCritter I hugged this girl once and I felt like electricity coming from my hands to her waist. Her look when she turned around confirmed she felt something to.
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@BasedTorba Boomer a while ago told me zoomers always complain and no solution. Sadly they'll be complaining with a gun barrel in their mouth. Keep disparaging the youth and masculinity instead of taking accountability. That's where we are headed. That isn't a good thing but it'll happen.
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@hahahah97325583 So what do you do when the "bill" comes due?. Also who drinks wine at a bar lol.
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@justalexoki Seriously though it's seed oils (lipid peroxidation) and blue light toxicity. Everyone's mitochondria is fried.
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