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the worlds most favored sloth

Joined March 2024
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@justalexoki
taoki
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rip terry mckenny u would've loved 2025
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@justalexoki
taoki
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by God's beautiful design I am no longer horny. I would like to apologize for my posts these past few hours. I would also like to apologize for what I'm going to post in a few hours.
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@justalexoki
taoki
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ok i can tolerate a p(doom) of like 90 because that's like yeah its most likely gonna go to shit. 99, most certainly going to happen. absolutely. even 10, like there's a real risk it might happen. 43%? fuck you
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@justalexoki
taoki
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so 10k followers didn't do shit. maybe 100k will fix everything.
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@justalexoki
taoki
4 hours
do women name their boobs? like how men name their balls.
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@justalexoki
taoki
4 hours
not saying anything but what is it about journalists and refusing to understand per capita.
@derJamesJackson
James Jackson
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The AfD requested the most common first names of welfare recipients, hoping to prove they were foreigners. The results: . 1. Michael - 19.200 .2. Andreas - 16.200.3. Thomas - 15.700.4. Daniel - 14.800.5. Olena - 14.400.
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@justalexoki
taoki
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i'm gonna get 100k followers. i'm gonna get 100k followers and then i'm gonna be happy.
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@justalexoki
taoki
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people love me so much they don't know how to handle it
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@justalexoki
taoki
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i can't believe americans everywhere do THIS every year that's insane
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@justalexoki
taoki
4 hours
zuck is going to win
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@justalexoki
taoki
4 hours
PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@justalexoki
taoki
5 hours
hurts to see others live your dream.
@s4m31p4n
ppigg
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My dog is afraid of fireworks so in preparation we put him down.
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@justalexoki
taoki
5 hours
whoever has the least for me gets a prize.
@WorldwideSaka
Saka ☆
8 months
random question, when you click my profile how many of your following follows me??? im curious
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@justalexoki
taoki
5 hours
you actually do need to ask for things. nobody's just gonna give u anything. but if you ask there's actually a pretty high change u might get it.
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@justalexoki
taoki
5 hours
thank you @BecomingCritter for mediating.
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@justalexoki
taoki
5 hours
you can just do things
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@justalexoki
taoki
11 hours
taco belle, please unblock me. sincerely,.taoki.
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@justalexoki
taoki
6 hours
what i like most about women is their Being Obsessively Obsessed with Buying Stuff.
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@justalexoki
taoki
6 hours
everything is internet.
@LinkofSunshine
Basil🧡
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I miss when twitter wasn’t real life.
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@justalexoki
taoki
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any time i see a beautiful man i think wow imagine if we were gay we would have so much fun together.
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@justalexoki
taoki
6 hours
Whoever has the most for me gets a prize.
@WorldwideSaka
Saka ☆
8 months
random question, when you click my profile how many of your following follows me??? im curious
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