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@justalexoki
taoki
2 years
also, i LIE like ALL THE TIME JUST FOR FUN
@justalexoki
taoki
2 years
if there's anything you need to know about me before reading my posts it's that I'm DUMB like legit STUPID
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@justalexoki
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dw he's slept with hundreds of women. probably thousands
@JeremiahDJohns
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐
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In 2026 there are guys getting dumped by AI girlfriends because the AI girlfriend is a feminist and won't deal with his red-pill bullshit.
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@justalexoki
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@tomieinlove
tomie
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feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island they’d all drop that voice thing in like a day
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@justalexoki
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there are no good men left
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@justalexoki
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that's cool
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@justalexoki
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"i ordered 9 different sandwiches and they all tasted real" ?????
@miffy399080
miffy
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I’m getting so mad at this I feel tears welling up in my eyes The idea of an unreal sandwich
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@justalexoki
taoki
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i just want to make people laugh. and have fun. is that too much to ask
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seriously why does it change my privacy setting to country????? THIS IS THE SECOND TIME
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@justalexoki
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why are boomers like this
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@justalexoki
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sex is good and all but have you ever been really gassy and then let out a massive clean fart and be ok after
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@justalexoki
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if you follow me and don't press like on all my tweets why do you hate me
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@justalexoki
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@JENNontheRocks_
Watch #AskJenn
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This my favorite video on the net right now. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ BE SHAMELESS. I love it 😭😭😭😭
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@justalexoki
taoki
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i am this 🀏 close to claude psychosis. and its all your faults
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@justalexoki
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i have this funny thing where if i don't work out, shower, eat three good meals, sleep ~8 hours without screentime in bed, and do something productive during the day, i kinda want to kill myself. but if i do those things i love my life. is that normal
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@justalexoki
taoki
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Husband DESTROYS Uterus With FACTS and LOGIC
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@justalexoki
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@johncoogan
John Coogan
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You could probably drive someone insane on here by just quote tweeting everything they post with an AI detector screenshot that says β€œ100% AI”
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@justalexoki
taoki
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what's this about
@notch
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@theo Installed any neat NPM packages lately?
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@justalexoki
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men only want one thing and it's disgusting
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@justalexoki
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women's emotions cannot be trusted during ovulation. they cannot be trusted during their period either. in fact,
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