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@justalexoki
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5 months
also, i LIE like ALL THE TIME JUST FOR FUN
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5 months
if there's anything you need to know about me before reading my posts it's that I'm DUMB like legit STUPID
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ok americans hating on this guy, please explain why customers should pay the servers salary instead of their employer?
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Tipping is such a scam in New York!💀 Why do I pay extra just because restaurants pay minimum hourly wages? Ordered a crepe, club sandwich and Panini for $45(Rs. 3800). We paid $50 cash and the waiter just took the rest as tip. I asked for change and she said "you have to pay
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we need to set them up with real accounts and teach them to post, imagine the monkey subcultures on instagram it would be so good dawg
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Here's a video of a Chimpanzee using Instagram. It's eye-opening.
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most teenagers barely know how to use a computer anymore, and I'm not even exaggerating
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@indif4ent absolutely insane law, absolutely insane
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@xlr8harder enabling bad behavior just leads to more bad behavior
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max out your charisma stat. int isn't anywhere near as important. max out charisma first. be a charismachad not an intcel
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how many self help books does it take for you to realize you're just wasting your time
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20 Books To Read In 2024
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YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM THAT HAWK TUAH AND SPIT ON THAT THANG
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me looking at my 2 likes 469 views banger
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what is going on here
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this is the future of education
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@0xJim praying to God this is real because holy shit it would be so good
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why is there no $100k phone? you mean to tell me all these billionaires have the same options, for the thing we all use the most, as me?
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the biggest blackpill is that beautiful people also have the best personalities
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chat is this real
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@anpaure i don't think we ever will, not because llms are hitting a wall, but because this is simply peak greentext
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why does this plane always get so many likes, literally a banger every time
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@thechosenberg cooked him lmfao
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@SJaiswal1024 yeah, it's always nice to give them a little extra for their efforts but this just seems dumb
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@CoulthardSimon whoa whoa whoa that's way too reasonable
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@indif4ent TWO dollars an hour is INSANE
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@justalexoki
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rolls royce, the car company?
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The Rolls-Royce Micro-Reactor will provide reliable, autonomous energy solutions to multiple markets. Providing zero-emission power, our advanced nuclear technologies support many global Net Zero targets, solving energy dependence across many industries.
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THE FOUNDER OF EPIC GAMES IS SYDNEY SWEENEYS BROTHER ???
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🆕 @TimSweeneyEpic (Sydney Sweeney's older brother) has started following @BigTechAlert
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why isn't venezuela like the richest country in the world? what are they doing over there?
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Canada has 10% of the world's oil reserves, how tf is the Canadian economy not BOOMING?
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wait serverless applications run on WHAT??
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@thechosenberg deep criminal, let me just steal his money and see if i get away with it
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idk what's going on with sam altman but i think we may be in trouble
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@MLSophist it's kind of crazy how much it shifted
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@NoContextHumans anyone not going for B needs to be on a watchlist fr
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@AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH oh my god "saying i belong to the sewers, not her" oh my GOD
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@xlr8harder yeah it does. stop tipping so that lawmakers get their thumb out and actually fix the issue
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what do you do to not end up here
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terminally onλine εngineer 🇺🇦
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looking at the code i wrote 5 months ago
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he's doing it
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i can do anything there literally isn't a single thing i can't do
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why does it look like a gpu
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Gigantic fans are now being installed at Giga Texas for Tesla's new data center cooling system. This new data center will house 50,000 Nvidia GPUs for FSD training. Video from Brad Sloan:
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i fucked up my repo so bad
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@LauraFlowD yeah but that's an insane law. you don't have to go full no-tip, just give the waiters a reasonable salary
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@2010OGNolambo yeah it's good that it's so easy to use that you don't have to learn, but a shame that people don't want to learn
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@Nexuist you also have to remember that americans preferred a quarter pounder over a cheaper and tastier third-of-a-pound burger they don't know what's good for them
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how do you explain that it's always asians? are their genes just legitimately superior?
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The US just beat China in the Math Olympiad. A great win for the country and immigration and proof that individuals can overcome poor public education
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would you hire this guy?
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@squirtstain resentment that turned into a rock hard pp found myself screaming in the gym bathroom
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wife finding my "models" folder and getting visibly upset until I explain and then she gets even more upset that she married a fucking nerd
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how do you explain this
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@SpaceSandT all they know is charge they phone eat hot chip and lie
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@thereal0xalice weird af, restaurants should just pay a livable wage
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@jjjjjjjjojohohn can someone PLEASE explain what's going on in the image
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@ThePrimeagen Autoscaling Server Service, or ASS for short
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people really love to hate on python.. why?
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@PeacefullyStill ok this whole thing finally makes sense because there's no way that many guys actually like working on their car
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@BasedNorthmathr I'm just waiting for the first n word to drop
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this is how a lot of you sound tbh
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@jjohnpotter this might be it actually 😩
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@surmoulage true lol
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ok so i got like a year to become incredibly cracked in ml with ~2hrs/day to spend any tips?
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@vanjajaja1 yeah ok this makes sense where do I buy people
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🌐 🇺🇸🇺🇦Mar G-O 🏳️‍🌈🥥🌴
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@noncontextreply @thechosenberg that's a lot of context for a no context reply guy
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i owe lex an apology. i wasn't really familiar with his game gotdamn
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just use your free will
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@ControGorilla yes but the waiters are the ones potentially suffering, like in this case where someone decides not to tip. just give them reasonable pay
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@axx2023 tips should be optional and for expressing gratitude for exceptional service
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chat is this real
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how tf do you defend against this?
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we can literally smell it
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can men actually tell when a woman is ovulating just by looking at her?
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@timpastoor yeah not a lot of great arguments coming in here tbh
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@coldhealing ok somethings up
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@hgggrA unless there's a reeaally good explanation, yeah
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love the guy but this is just the shittification of twitter played out in real time
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@riotpyres bro please i can't take it anymore
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> nope, nothing yet. he just keeps tabbing between neovim and x dot com the everything app, tweeting about "locking in".
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@sillygoofyetc yeah like she wouldn't she just say so
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what the fuck ahh reply is this theo lost its over i guess we can all go home now
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i feel like this is pretty good evidence that OpenAI is cooking wild shit behind the scenes
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it has become self aware
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peak vampire physiognomy
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@RandomSprint uggos got nothing
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it is so fucking over holy shit
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@growing_daniel @LabGrownNeet daniel working overtime to fix the repopulation issue
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@lordofnothing69 @jjjjjjjjojohohn honestly still don't see it unless she's a vacuum or something
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ok what the hell is this
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@visakanv it's not about the jazz man it's about them
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@thechosenberg i've had some granny work wives ngl, they funny as hell
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@DeveloperHarris the balls are keeping us young
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@lilbytelil I tip a little to be nice but having it be borderline mandatory, and worse having the waiters rely on it, is incredibly dumb
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@ettesalveregina unbelievably based mother
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@Ryan_Gasoline imagine having both a livable salary and tips, would be crazy right
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this video is fucking art
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prepare anon, they have arrived
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@ludwigABAP seems he's tried talking to her multiple times but idk, what'd you do in this sit
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look what you did
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is peter thiel gay ?
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wow 0,02%
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anki bros in shambles
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sorry but this is cope, hard cope i really hope they release the real gpt-4o soon
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not a single soul has been able to explain to me exactly why or how seed oils are actually bad for you ..
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