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storyteller. podcaster. shitpoaster
pretty good thanks
Joined November 2009
This cop is doing great work. We should recognize and honor her by name and if possible ig.
ICE San Diego arrested Diego Hernandez, 42, an illegal alien from Mexico with multiple convictions for DUI and repeated illegal re-entry into the U.S. He chose to break our laws again and again. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal-because public safety comes first.
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new startup idea breathalyzer to unlock your phone.
đť•Ź should temporarily lock your account when your blood alcohol level crosses a certain threshold.
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but fr.
@BecomingCritter new Jeep buyers are among humanity's greatest unexplained mysteries. perhaps NPCs.
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what type of person spends 6 figures on a JEEP?.
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my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “Procrastination is how you preserve the fantasy of your potential.”.
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my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “maybe the real reason you overthink is because it makes you feel like you’re doing something when you’re not”.
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Americans: Would you like to see more or less of this kind of thing?.
BIG NEWS: The United States of America now owns 10% of Intel, one of our great American technology companies. This historic agreement strengthens U.S. leadership in semiconductors, which will both grow our economy and help secure America’s technological edge. Thanks to Intel
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back in the day being gay was the first YCombinator.
da vinci: gay. michelangelo: gay. donatello: gay. botticelli: gay. cellini: gay. was it something about florence?.
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After a month of this I sent her a long letter seeking closure. I didn’t hear back for 6 months. She was very sorry but things were getting too serious between us and serious relationships scare her. She wished me the best. That’s all I know.
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Initially i was worried that she got really sick and was hospitalized. She was posting on instagram so it wasn’t that. For the following months I would go jogging and my mind would default to What Went Wrong? We were in love, I was in love, and then… she wasn’t.
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I went one day without hearing from her. My heart panicked but i kept it cool, sent one follow up text the next day. She said she was sick. After that I didn’t hear from her for a week, two weeks. I sent one text a week for a few weeks, knowing it was futile.
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Months went by and she gradually became quieter. She seemed sad. I asked her what was wrong and she would mention work or sleep or a headache. I had a bad feeling.
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She would get off of work and show up at my apartment almost every day, I would open the door and she would jump on me and give me a hug that felt like it lasted a full minute. I would cook her dinner, we spent more time talking than doing anything else.
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She recently moved from Hawaii to NYC and was living with a friend. I helped her find a job and later I showed her the ropes around the city and helped her find her own apartment.
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We went on a few more dates, I met her friends. We had this playful positive energy. She met my friends, they all loved her. We got along, we had a great time.
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I’ve been ghosted any number of times but there was one instance that left me dungeoned for months. We met online and our first date was at the Met. We had a great time and upon leaving we saw the snow falling through the lights on 5th Ave. She had never seen snow before.
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This is one of the worst feelings out there. Not exaggerating
Help settle this…. My friend’s been dating a girl for ~3 months. She just went MIA for 24 hours and counting this morning and he’s spiraling. I say that’s a soft breakup, no one disappears on someone for more than 4 hours without a legit reason. Is he cooked?.
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it always confuses me how all the money in the world can’t buy good writing. They couldn’t have Sanderson team up with some show writers? Saving the ending would have been so valuable in e.g. streaming etc. They destroyed it for nothing.
Such a phenomenal, chilling moment. And then 2 weeks later gave us such a fuckass episode that nobody went back and watched one of the most popular shows of the decade even when we were all stuck at home on our screens. The Bells might be the biggest TV fumble of all time.
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if you think it might be a joke assume it’s a joke. worst case scenario you were wrong but gave someone the benefit of the doubt.
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