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as a child my treehouse was struck down by a jealous god
pretty good thanks
Joined November 2009
honestly asking, why are the northern states smarter ?
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people ask me why i take prenatal vitamins uh, it’s called manifesting?
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it's hard to overstate just how stupid and intellectually incurious the typical doctor is
Doctors are now openly mocking how patients are asking about the “Root Cause” of diseases instead of just taking the pills
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greenlighting this movie starring tim robinson
my ex husband won us a trip to Disneyland by doing a Kermit The Frog impression but after I realized he sounded like Kermit I couldn’t have sex with him and we had to get divorced
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Just found out my brother’s wife and my sister are both pregnant (first babies) my mom is losing her mind
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Jesus said: "love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you". there really isn't much room for interpretation there. you're supposed to actually love them, be kind to them, and give them everything they need
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I thought this was gonna make up a lot more of my life when i was a kid
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never realized young Hillary Clinton looks a lot like Sydney Sweeney
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Feeling extremely vindicated rn
Replies are like: Isn't it obvious? He values his soul, you complete moron, you absolute idiot. He has too much integrity to work at Meta for more than the 11 years he already has.
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How the tables have turned
Can anyone explain to me how it is smart for a person to be turning down $1,500,000,000? Make this make sense
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Happy Birthday
I fear @alexlmiller and I have let down @bryan_johnson by having a birthday party at the Costco food court.
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TPOT positioned to win yet again
@BecomingCritter wait so now is you only get paid for 'shaping global internet discourse'?
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obviously there aren’t any atheists in foxholes, how would they even fit
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“someone posted a picture of me that went so viral that nikita decided to change the entire monetization system”
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everyone dming nikita rn
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