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as a child my treehouse was struck down by a jealous god
pretty good thanks
Joined November 2009
okay this dream sequence is like half an hour long jesus christ
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The dream sequences in The Sopranos are so spot on. Continuous feeling, but they have these punchy choppy surprises they drop in full focus. Very real
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the music has stopped
JUST IN: Instagram orders employees to be back in office 5 days per week
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people will continue to believe what they want to believe
I don't think the general public is going to accept that "ai detection" isn't really viable
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Lao Tzu: The flame that burns twice as bright, burns half as long
why do white men expire so quickly
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friend in nyc who works at a hedge fund was venting about his dating life he came from nothing, worked his ass off through school, landed a job most people would kill for. makes great money. stable. ambitious. has his life together. and he’s struggling on the dating apps. the
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@ElizabethHolmes @irishwolf99 If I am guilty of any crime it is that I have loved too passionately. If some small minded people think that means I belong on some kind of national registry than so be it
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unfortunately cocaine is very good and i see no benefit from not using it
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all the women in the world could wear flats for the rest of their lives and i wouldn’t mind in the slightest
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you couldnt get this information out of me even if you used my innate regeneration abilities against me, making me count down from 1000 by 7, removing a phalange each count and restarting if i messed up
Lmao, I was already talking to the next guy in June and me and my ex didn’t officially end things until November.
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you can fight it, but in the long term you regress to the mean of who you are
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i’d assume he just wants to smash
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it’s like a metaphor
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i would not mess with this woman
She's perfect. I hope she called him a dork for wearing them before she broke them.
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