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@mcuban
@SenSchumer
@JohnCornyn
Mark Cuban gets it. Any Democrat who thinks this is the time to sneak in $15 minimum wage is out of their mind. Any Republican who thinks they can just give Mnuchin a $500 billion slush fund with no exec restrictions is out of their mind.
Pass the bill and cut the damn checks.
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@rtyson82
@kenklippenstein
True, but China also put out very obviously fake number of deaths.
But still. Tragic in every way in both countries.
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@JohnLeFevre
I mean it's DEFINITELY not 0.01%; likely closer to 1-2%. I'm in that category and at least 50% of my male friends are as well. Of course that's selection bias and similar guys tend to befriend, but still. It's not 0.01%
But of that 1-2%, probably 75% are married, so pt taken
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@LikeButta
@SbmmWarzone
Data is just data. It’s not harmful. It’s a great website. Maybe you have soft skin, but they are providing a great service for free. That’s valuable
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@kenklippenstein
I love Jack Dorsey's donation. Love it more than anything I've seen in a long while. But the idea that Bill Gates isn't doing enough to combat global pandemics/improve global health is INSANE.
Train your ire at the Walton's or Kochs or something, clown.
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@gabrielsoundz1
@culturaltutor
Nah, this is fascinating and a perfect post for New Years
Ppl should contemplate their laughable insignificance more. Good for the ego
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@Mansa_Godson
@tizianlorincz
If you start smoking cigs tmrw are you likely to die tmrw?
No, obviously
But are you far more likely than a non smoker to die in the next 30 years
Yes, obviously
See if you can apply this analogy. Think hard
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@AlpacaAurelius
The chances you do this are 0%. You’re way too addicted to your Twitter persona
Good luck though
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@Zoland985
@chesterBirdbath
@AdamSchefter
Huge difference between factually innocent (did you actually commit a crime) and legally innocent (can they legally charge and/or convict you of a crime).
You are not necessarily factually innocent even if you are legally innocent (obviously)
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@ShatlavOoreesh
@blkmsk
@HaitianDvorce
I like how you capitalize “Capital”
Kind of how lots of crazy religious people capitalize “God”
Like you worship it or something. Weird
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@Jmac12871
@kansascitycat
@geneviemerino
I don’t know how anyone justifies the police opening fire from both sides of the truck in heavy traffic and using civilian cars as protection. Literally let the perps drive away, wait until they run out of ammo or use a sniper. Two innocents dead by the cops’ bullets. Tragic
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@CodornicesPark
@jared_mollenkof
Think what you want, but a public defender is about as "privileged" as an Uber driver
Most make like $40K/yr, have $100K+ of student loans and have peoples' lives on the line. It's a thankless job.
Meanwhile big law lawyers make $200K at 25 yrs old. Hate them (me) all you want
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@TheKaylaKnapp
@BigAlsburner1
Successful in a completely separate walk of life that has nothing to do with the event
If you were at a Taylor swift concert and the massive screens kept cutting away from Taylor to like, Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers in the crowd it would be real annoying
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@laz_versalles
I mean what is the multiple of TV and live revenues PGA vs LPGA? I would be shocked if PGA doesn’t bring in 10X the revenue of LPGA. And I bet the viewership is 100X for the majors
Uncomfortable facts maybe, but facts nonetheless. Ads and eyeballs watching ads pay the bills
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@DonnieDoesWorld
Censoring the boobs but not the V is one of the funnier things I’ve seen on this bird app in a while
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@HileeIronicAcid
@YoungerPope
@rtyson82
@kenklippenstein
Agree. And this is why I think it's much less likely that Italy is putting out false numbers like China very obviously did (or at least not to the same degree).
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@John29297183
@Zoland985
@chesterBirdbath
@AdamSchefter
?? I’m literally pointing out a distinction that most people can’t seem to grasp. I don’t have any opinion on whether he should be cancelled and certainly don’t think the court of public opinion should cancel ppl without sufficient evidence
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@FreakaFunk
@KFCBarstool
Pretty sure KFC has openly admitted he was embarrassed about that. Has 0 to do with Pats fans being butt hurt about Brady haha
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@ScottGottliebMD
Density and testing.
Could still get VERY bad in FL with age/smoking/general tomfoolery of FL residents
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@Mansa_Godson
@tizianlorincz
So cigs/tren don’t increase your mortality risk over time?
Wanna die on that hill?
Because there are literally thousands of studies to the contrary
And if you admit steroids increase risk of premature death, you can’t use this guy to prove your anti-vaxx point
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@Jmac12871
@kansascitycat
@geneviemerino
You are literally justifying the cops’ actions. That’s what your tweets are doing. And i don’t know why a standoff for hours matters if lives were saved... give me a 3 hour standoff with no dead civilians every day over what happened yesterday.
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@ErinStrine
@AmericanAir
Yeah, you bought a discounted flight ticket on a commercial flight during a PANDEMIC...
You also apparently live in Brooklyn. As a fellow New Yorker, you better have a damn good excuse to fly in or out of NYC in the past month.
Next time social distance by...not flying 👍
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@EricG1247
@AnthonyBass52
@united
I mean do you throw your spaghetti all over the ground when you go to a nice restaurant, Eric?
Do you take a shit on the fairway at the golf course and then tell the grounds crew to clean it up?
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@to_do_82
@barstoolsports
When a guy cares more about being cool than being great at his craft, you fade him every time.
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@SFrosty70
@AndrewYang
So, the current $0 a year is better?
People who complain about steps in the right direction always baffle me. It’s like you can have (A) the status quo or (B) something significantly better, but no, you’ll complain about B because it’s not perfect when you are living in A
Wild
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@Realronmexico99
@MikeLeslieWFAA
@WerderEdESPN
Exactly.
If I give the guy on the subway a dollar, I don't think anyone should praise me for my generosity or leadership.
The guy makes $40 MILLION on the field. Plus endorsements. Guy makes at least $60 million a year all in and is asking teammates for $500? Weird
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@JessVOTES
@Liz_Cheney
This could be one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever seen on this website. Honestly impressive
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@FitFounder
Sure, as long as you don't forget that you'll end up 6 feet under just like they will. Maybe a few years later, but on the cosmic timeline, in the blink of an eye anyway.
Don't be healthy to flex on ppl; be healthy to be able to enjoy your short life a bit more
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@BarstoolBigCat
@danorlovsky7
@geoffschwartz
Big Cat out-debating Dan Orlovsky is not something I expected. 2021 ain’t too shabby so far
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@moneywithkatie
The amount of per capita energy it takes to hear a suburban McMansion vs a nyc apartment building is LUDICROUS
Also subways vs individual cars. Just absurd how much better density is for the environment
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@SportInvestors
@KFCBarstool
Attacking the defenders of the "My Pillow" guy and getting them out of the listener group just raises the average IQ of the listeners so KFC can actually discuss things it takes half a brain to understand. Solid strategy.
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@fightingwordsx
@jakeshieldsajj
Yeah there is a HUGE difference between crying like every day or week over trivial stuff and crying once because you’re fucking best friend died young of cancer and you’re in the bar where you used to hang out
wtf is wrong with ppl
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@VivienneHowl
@UberFacts
If you put on 20 lbs you weren’t eating 1000 calories a day
Physically impossible
I mean maybe you’re like the Virgin Mary or something? Just the only human to have ever done something in the history of the universe…
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@RealMikeRob
@nflnetwork
I’m the biggest Aaron Rodgers fan, but this analysis is spot on. If Aaron thinks he doesn’t have support on offense, he’s just objectively wrong and if he is pissed about Love, he’s just delusional. I don’t believe either are true, but we’ll see
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@NYGovCuomo
Mitch McConnell is an evil, evil man
Also, these red state politicians who complain about high taxes and big government while they take hundreds of billions from blue states has always been the most ridiculous thing.
Thanks for calling it out.
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@Mike_Hixenbaugh
@NBCNews
Excellent journalism. Sad reality is if the parents weren’t doctors themselves with resources to dedicate to rectifying this injustice, this story likely never sees the light of day.
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@taranenko
@Schwarzenegger
How does this fact (if true) change anything that Arnold said? Whether or not he is aware of that fact and whether or not it is true, his message remains true.
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@Silkypearls
@acmerchant121
@DonLew87
In your world if a school had segregated cafeterias for black and white kids or fat and skinny kids you would tell the black/white kids and skinny/fat kids to sit in their separate cafeterias until they worked on getting the rule changed the right way? Can’t be breaking rules!
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@The_Law_Boy
Bernie is a pure ideologue; Yang is a pragmatic idealist; Obama was a pragmatic idealist.
Pragmatic idealists tend to get a lot more done, but I also respect Bernie for his purity of message and authenticity over decades.
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@redwoods81
@edwardsanchez
@SeeJaneMarie
@SawyerBlatz
Yo what is wrong with you? Not having sympathy for someone who just lost their father is some psycho stuff.
Working people are going to be exposed to hundreds/thousands of people/day regardless and 99.99% of those people will NOT be traveling because they just lost their father
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@BbyYoda
@KFCBarstool
@darrenrovell
. Would love to hear your response to this. Stats are very clear on this and your paycheck is directly tied to gambling. Even if you accept that Barstool increases bullying (debatable), gambling does ruin families and lives every day and you market it to the masses
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@FreakaFunk
@KFCBarstool
Corporate big law. Also 0% relevant.
"Embarrassing like FunkFreaka's 2 inch micropenis, or naw?"
We can all throw in absolutely irrelevant nonsense; just a weird thing to do
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@profgalloway
The point is valid, but this is wildly misleading. 7,500+ Americans die every single day in America during “normal” times from heart attacks, strokes, etc...
So like any random day in 2019 7,500 people died. Why would smart people repost this when they know it’s bad stats?
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@ryanstruyk
This is one of the top 5 most unbelievable tweets I've ever seen in my life. And I'm on Twitter A LOT.
Unmitigated disaster.
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@XOXO_fluxx
@alphaINTEL
@iiTzTimmy
Lolololol
Is this the softest take on Twitter of 2022 so far??
Timmy doesn’t owe you or anyone anything. You choose to watch him and he has monetized that. Good for him. He can play with who he wants
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@ErikLoomis
This fact is NEVER MENTIONED by the
#NeverBiden
crowd. Not once have I heard them acknowledge that Biden voted against Clarence Thomas. And I've had thousands of interactions.
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@redwoods81
@edwardsanchez
@SeeJaneMarie
@SawyerBlatz
Also you do realize that if a working person in the travel industry is working and receiving a paycheck it’s because there are customers still paying for travel, right? If no one traveled, there’s no paychecks. Blame congress for inadequate social safety net; not this guy.
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@drsxr
@JohnLeFevre
Truly not a humble brag. I’m happily married but I do find the dating dynamics fascinating. But exaggerating statistics doesn’t help anyone.
The true stats are available. No reason to argue that 1-in-10,000 men are fit 6 foot, 6 figure earners when that is plainly not true
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@germaine_max
@AlpacaAurelius
I strongly dislike people who talk as if they will do some totally counter-cultural thing like this guy but actually post 10X times per day on Twitter because they are addicted to online validation
Be authentic; that’s all
I am; this guy is not
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@RylieBad
@kevinna915
@GraysonMurray
LMAO
He shot 61-71 and you are criticizing him??
You ever shot 8 under through 36 holes?
You ever do anything at the level of the top 0.0001% of people on the planet?
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@kairyssdal
Accepting republican proposal right now means Mnuchin gets to handpick bailout firms and workers get no protections. Time is of the essence, but finger pointing of "holding hostage" is inevitable and better to push for the right bill when it's $2T+
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@fastr7
@Peter_Bukowski
Lmao what?
You do know Brady is like 1-4 in the playoffs when his defense gives up 30+ points. Every SB winning QB is "carried by a great defense"
Every single SB win in Brady's career he was "carried by a great defense"...
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@darrenrovell
@MarcEdelman
He's not being a jerk Darren.
You seem to be justifying/rationalizing your massively inflated sense of self worth by arguing that your tweet added value by "tying together the news"
It did not; your tweet was weird and unnecessary. Just wish her well like a normal person
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@Hub_Arkush
You really publicly said you won’t vote for Rodgers for MVP because he “hurt your team”? Hope they was a joke; be better if not.
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@RespectableLaw
This is such an odd retort. If you think the concept of objective truth is under assault by Trump, shouldn't you do the one thing in your power to reduce the chance that Trump gets 4 more years as the most powerful person on earth?
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@KurtBenkert
@packers
Successful people who deny the role of luck in success are pretty annoying IMHO
If you were born as a 5 foot guy, no amount of hard work would get you on the Packers.
Usain Bolt worked really hard to become fastest man in the world. He was also born with 99.99 percentile genes
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@BellicoseCitizn
@JohnLeFevre
You simply do not understand selection bias if you don’t believe me
I went to a fancy law school, I played sports, all my friends were athletic and now make 6 or 7 figures in Manhattan. Most of them are tall
Of course my friend group is not representative of the general pop
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@Ky1eLong
Because
@JerryFalwellJr
is one of the least intelligent university presidents in history?
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@tariqnasheed
No, the Nets suspended him. Because their owner (not a white man, btw) doesn’t want his players to be spewing anti-Jewish BS
If Kyrie were white and said and did the same things the result would’ve been identical
If you don’t believe that you are so incredibly biased it’s silly
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@qanonrepublic
@ratheolcoach
@jj_redick
Yeah, it actually doesn't though. His threes all counted.
You, on the other hand, have done nothing significant with your life and no one will remember your name or care you existed when you die.
Have a good one.
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@HitchikersPie
@ProFootballTalk
If we were voting on the best [hitchhiker/insert your profession here] and I was like “well he is clearly the best hitchhiker, but he is terrible at sex,” would you be like, “ok, yeah, that makes sense”?
How is that relevant at all? The award is for play on the football field.
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@THEadambuschman
@TJQuinnESPN
I mean Percocet is a prescription drug, buddy
It’s definitely illegal to just give it to your buddies
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@Laurie_Garrett
@NYGovCuomo
@NYCMayor
This picture has like 3 people in it. Why would you use this pic if you are claiming "so many people in the park"?
I live in Manhattan. It is a ghost town. 99% of people are doing the right thing.
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@jcolesimpson
@NathanGolfer
“We aren’t doing well enough this month”
“No one is in danger of losing their job”
I mean at some point these both can’t continue to be true
ESPECIALLY if you are doing $2k dinner nights for a small biz that’s not crushing it monthly
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@germaine_max
@AlpacaAurelius
I mean I don’t PERSONALLY know him but I do know what he does with his Twitter account and let’s just say if someone really wanted to live off the grid like an Amish person with a wife and 10 kids and breast milk ice cream they wouldn’t be tweeting 20X a day, would they? No
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@JennaEllisEsq
@realDonaldTrump
The fact that someone could (1) graduate law school (allegedly) and (2) post this and think it's either funny or symbolically true is just...
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@E_Jordan_08
@SharpFootball
You're not wrong. Dillon pick was an absolute nightmare.
Let's just take carries away from Aaron Jones when we already have a solid backup in Williams and NEED WRs and LBs.
What the actual fuck is going on.
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@DraftKings
@realDonaldTrump
Avg DK player is white and poor.
Avg Trump voter is white and poor.
Not surprising.
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@angel_felixv
@MRKR
@jonnyboyca
@tomcolicchio
You have no idea what his current net worth is. (1) trusting celebrity net worth sites is like trusting a grocery store tabloid, (2) he lost AT LEAST 30% of his net worth in the last month regardless of whether he diversified broadly; (3) restaurants have incredibly tight margins
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@EugeneNayvelt
@mSanterre
@Cernovich
I mean just not how that conversion works at all
If you’re struggling 6 reps on incline bench at 115, there’s no chance you’re putting up 225 on flat bench even once
Regardless, being this strong at 69 years old is still better than 99% of guys his age
So respect
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@luciemorrismarr
@damonayoung
I mean living in 2021 is a carcinogen. It’s all a matter of degree. Obviously eating processed meats is not the lowest risk lifestyle choice
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@redwoods81
@JudgyEsq
@edwardsanchez
@SeeJaneMarie
@SawyerBlatz
🗣 YOU CAN CARE ABOUT WORKING CLASS BLACK PEOPLE AND STILL THINK ITS OK FOR PEOPLE TO TRAVEL TO VISIT DYING LOVED ONES.
Blame congress for not passing adequate assistance packages. Blame pleasure travelers. Blame Trump. Don’t blame the guy with a dying dad
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@ryanstruyk
@jaketapper
South Korea will almost certainly have under 500 deaths TOTAL. US has 7X the population, so anything over 3,500 deaths in the US is an abject failure by Trump and his administration. If Fauci is correct, that's 100K+ deaths that Trump will be responsible for. Tragic.
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@RobertKoetsier
@JohnLeFevre
% of US Men 6 foot+ = 15%
% of US Men 100K Income = 17%
% of US Men With 8min mile or faster = X
Do the math. If it's 0.01% that have all three traits that last number has to be approximately 0.33%. Of course that's wrong
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@anothercohen
@MichaelWreath
You certainly implied it
If your conclusion is:
remote work + no meetings = lonely, isolated workers
Underlying premise(s) MUST be that non-remote work/meetings are a primary source/cause of social connection/counteract loneliness
If not, your conclusion is false
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@darrenrovell
This is a very strange tweet. A 6-8 week injury affects the value of a multi-year endorsement deal?
I think not. You're wrong Darren. And you should feel bad about it
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@JasonRobergeVA
@jluds3
@TomiLahren
I mean if you go for a jog in the middle of an interstate you might get a free wheelchair when a semi runs you over. You also might die.
Pretty dope if you get the free wheelchair though, right? Way better than the guy who didn’t run on the highway!
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@PoliticoRyan
@ddayen
@adrielhampton
If that’s true, your conclusion should not be “we might as well pick a random citizen out of a hat” though...
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@darrenrovell
Imagine paying $10 million for like 100 pixels when ppl are literally starving to death in the world
Outrageous in every way
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@ajpiupking
@mcuban
@SenSchumer
@JohnCornyn
To be clear, the McConnell bill says executives can receive the same pay they received in 2019. So an executive that received $250 million in 2019 can receive $250 million in 2020 even if his/her company received govt loans. See section 3103.
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@vtara123
@nycplayed
@thockman64
@JDVance1
I am 100% positive you were not. Please provide evidence to the contrary
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