Club Pro Guy
@ClubProGuy
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Mexican Mini-Tour legend. Former club pro. Author. Join my Learning Center at https://t.co/cnn8rL1w0a Ambassador https://t.co/bQNnS6zhB1
Kansas City
Joined May 2013
Does a Club Pro have the #power to unilaterally lower your index if he thinks you're full of sh*t? In this @YipStrickler exclusive, we find that the answer is YES.
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This is that point in the golf season when you realize your game is no better than it was a year ago at this time.
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I just placed a substantial amount on @Kalshi that a #flesh colored dildo would be thrown on the court at the @PhoenixMercury game tomorrow night. Would any of you who live in the area be willing to do me a favor?
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And??? Not one of my students has ever won a major. At some point you have to start putting the blame on the kids.
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RT @Kalshi: Boss asked me how we get our next 1 million users. I said it's simple. We launch Sydney Sweeney markets
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Haha this is something only us pros can appreciate. I love going into Golf Galaxy to hit balls and have the sales guy be like WTF!!!!!!!.
🚨⛳️🏌️♂️ #WATCH — Ahead of the 3M Open, PGA Tour golfer Zac Blair goes to Golf Galaxy for a driver fitting. The fitter doesn’t recognize him at all, and says he believes he’s better than him after watching him hit 😅. (Via: @z_blair)
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Those mats aren't cheap fyi.
This was an actual tee box at a USGA Men’s Mid-am qualifier yesterday. There were two tee boxes like this. And yes, this is real. Looks like @ClubProGuy setup the course! 😀. How you feeling if you show up to your mid-am qualifier and see this? 😂
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RT @Kalshi: Death, taxes, and Scottie winning. Scheffler is now a US Open away from the Career Grand Slam.
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Just told the boys they won’t be attending camp tomorrow. I think experiencing disappointment like this will teach them more than any taekwondo class ever could.
I just bet $500 on @kalshi that Scottie will NOT win the #Open this week. The $82 payout is exactly what I need to cover Declan and Mike's taekwondo camp on Monday.
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Got a feeling Bennett Scheffler is already choreographing his post round viral moment.
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This EXACT thing happened to me and Cathy Spunt about six years ago at an REO Speedwagon concert. Her husband Frank never found out about it because we didn’t #panic when we were shown on screen.
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
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If I’m so dumb then answer a simple question. Why did they put a retractible roof over Wimbledon?.
Dumbest thing you will see on twitter today and it's early 👇.
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At what point do we start thinking about moving @theopen to a milder climate like say. Spain? Year after year it's umbrellas and wind. There's a reason we don't hold the Super Bowl in Cleveland every year.
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Our Open Championship Picks from The Learning Center. We're up enough this year that I may be upgrading my 7-wood to a Callaway Epic Max I'm currently winning on Ebay. Thanks to @Kalshi for making this possible.
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So our first week across the pond was the equivalent of British Airways losing our luggage on a Euro getaway.
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Years ago me (and Brandi) got banned from Tour 18 in Dallas but never really cared because it’s a shit hole and we never planned on going back.
BREAKING: Sources tell me Wyndham Clark is no longer be permitted on Oakmont property. There is a path for him to be reinstated if he pays for the damages, makes charitable donations, and completes counseling. Oakmont will host the US Open next in 2033.
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