Respectable Lawyer
@RespectableLaw
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Exclusively practicing adversarial redistribution of corporate wealth into the hands of working families by exploiting rules the plutocracy wrote for itself.
Joined May 2017
Hi, I'm Elon Musk (Parody). Three years after Jeffrey Epstein pled guilty to procuring a child for prostitution and shortly after his release from prison, I took my ex-wife Talulah Riley to his house (Not Parody). Mamma mia, I send-a the calzone into space (Italian Parody).
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Sometimes I’ll see a tweet and think “That’s not true,” but then I’ll remember that’s not the point of saying things anymore.
Not a single person wringing their hands about @elonmusk buying Twitter has ever had a problem with Jeff Bezos owning the @washingtonpost.
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RT @allowedtohit: coworker got so mad about chris pratts mario voice he got sent home early.
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The path for forward for parties of the center-left in Europe begins with an acknowledgment that the challenges of collapsed birthrates + migrant integration ARE the central challenges of 21st century Europe, not far-right distractions that will vanish in some restored normalcy.
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Or do they? When these contrarian influencer guys say this kind of stuff for clicks, maybe they know it's stupid? I can never tell when one of these guys is a shrewd manipulator or just lost in the sauce.
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Replacing a personal ideological choice with an immutable characteristic is literally what makes something bigotry. Though I'm not surprised that this particular category of weirdo doesn't understand that.
Listen to @POTUS speech again, and replace the term “MAGA Republican” with “Jew”, “Muslim”, “Black”, “Japanese”, or any other ethic, racial or religious group, and you’ll truly appreciate the tenor and terror of what you just heard.
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RT @brent858: love how Republicans have free reign to insult and denigrate American cities and the people who live in them but the second y….
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No matter your values, no matter your creed, no matter what you believe in, Andrew Yang is ready for you to smash that donate button.
If you want to join a party that won’t judge you for holding a certain belief or attitude (as long as you are cool with others who might differ from you too) the @Fwd_Party wants to talk to you. 😀🇺🇸.
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Also this man's house looks like the rec room in a Swedish prison and that's not helping the weird vibes.
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Lots of people are talking about how this ad is dishonest, but not enough people are talking about how it's also extremely weird. This man is flat out incapable of appearing in a normal situation.
Mark Kelly is lying about my views on abortion — the Democrats have to do that because their own position (no limits of any kind, ever) is so extreme. Here’s the truth.
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