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@Kaijuwonk

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@Kaijuwonk
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@JordanPeele I can't get over how good this photo is
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@LBC Yeah, sure. Run away from the cops. They'll definitely just let you do that. Nothing bad could happen there
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@Q_Review Also Europeans absolutely practiced human sacrifice to their god. Calling it "burning at the stake for heresy" just sounds fancier
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@shaun_vids It's one of many reasons why I think that conservatism is an inherently childish ideology. At its core, they just don't want to feel uncomfortable. Once you look at it like that, every single thing they do makes more sense
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@Kaijuwonk
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@NathanJRobinson It's not the main thing here, but that all of these tweets feel like they were written by the same person is a damning indictment of her writing ability
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@esjesjesj Translation: I liked liberals several years ago when they were huffing my farts for being the epic billionaire electric car guy, but nowadays it's the conservative grievance "free speech" brigade who love me so I agree with them now
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@Kaijuwonk
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@NathanJRobinson Also, I know it should be obvious given that she's written a book whinging about the trolls, but she really doesn't view people who disagree with her as having any real beliefs or convictions, does she? They're just mean because that's what they are
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@MailOnline Gotta admit, I didn't have this on my hysteria bingo card
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@LGBTCons Remember when they put your booth in 'section' 28? They despise you.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@Srirachachau Hank: Did you talk it over with God? Peggy: Yes I did and he said no, but I knew better Is the best I have ever seen a character summed up in a single exchange.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@deportablediz Graham: everyone mock the person in this photo I shared 😈 Also Graham: I don't want people to think I'm just doing it to be cruel 🥺
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@Kaijuwonk
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@JordanPeele The other photos show powerful emotions, but they're just not quite as crisp as this one
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@Kaijuwonk
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@BoleyHill @Glinner So? Chairs don't have to be designed by humans, and the fact that you have to tie yourself in knots by adding so many caveats to what a chair is, is entirely the point being made about simplistic answers lmao
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@Kaijuwonk
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@AxleSteele @kittystryker @quagmiremonkey What's the joke here, can you explain it to me?
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@Kaijuwonk
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@orichic @itsJeffTiedrich This implies that Jeff tweeting "sir this is a Wendy's" 50 times a day even remotely accomplished anything
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@BrookesTimes @thetimes Conservatism really is just creating an environment where bad things happen, and then howling when it affects people that you didn't intend it to, huh?
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@ColinThomsonFP @maplecocaine You can look at a power dynamic in which the most powerful man in the world showed an interest in a 20 year old intern, who went out of his way to play upon said power dynamic, and came out thinking that she was the one who did something wrong there?
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@Kaijuwonk
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@Allan_Lucky @IlhanMN Whom amongst us hasn't lied about trading arms illegally to fund death squads? That's why pencils have erasers 😊
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@Kaijuwonk
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@MirrorPolitics A political stunt to what end? What does he think UNICEF want? I suppose they are a "marxist" organisation too?
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The Centrist Dad™ - Voted for the first time in 1997 - Coasting off the high of that win ever since - spent the last 25 years saying that the centre ground is the only path - Despite this, calls themselves "a bit of a lefty" - possibly voted Tory in 2010 (would never admit it)
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@Kaijuwonk
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@mikewhoatv 100% a gang that is authorised by the state. They even let them wear gang patches with the thin blue line stuff
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@wash_cloth @caylenb It isn't doxxing, happy to help
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@gandalf108 @SoozUK @Independent @getfiscal She was, but thankfully despite being in hell, she's very much killable in this game
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@Kaijuwonk
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@CATACLYSTA I can't get over that the protest doesn't involve throwing the Eton Mess. They're just holding it
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@DirtyBilgeRat @shaun_vids It's not even just learning about things. Their entire worldview is predicated on it. It's why they can ignore suffering and waive it away as "bad choices". They don't want to think about systemic problems because that's uncomfortable so they chose a comforting lie
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@Kaijuwonk
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@JoeyZingarelli @ColinThomsonFP @maplecocaine She was 20 years old and had the most powerful man in the world showing interest in her. If you think that his position held no sway over their interactions, then you have a very myopic view of the world and how humans interact. Just say you lack basic empathy and go, man.
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@ColinThomsonFP @maplecocaine People have office flings and cheat on their partners all the time. They don't always do it when they're being courted by the most powerful man on the planet at a young age. Clinton took advantage of her. "her being wrong too" is a false equivalence, champ. Sorry.
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My favourite Spotify Behind the Lyrics "fact" is for Longview by Green Day, because it reassures you that masturbation won't make you go blind
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A Pulp song about SEX?!?!?!?!?!?!
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@LizardRumsfeld @LydiaBurrell This is the greatest day of his life, and its entirety predicated on the man that he has been incessantly tweeting about for literal years at this point having absolutely no fucking clue who he is.
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@Kaijuwonk
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If her intent was that part of the Death Eater's grievance was that they had to hide, she did an awful job. There isnt a single character who joins Voldemort that is a surprise. They even have their own shopping district.
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She really just straight up compared trans people to "Death Eaters", the villains of her books. Even has a little reference to us having to live in the closet
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@lib_crusher Dershowitz, dusting off his hands: well that's covered my tracks completely
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@wank_666 Landlord. I'm dyno at putting off tasks that clearly need doing and ignoring urgent emails
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@Kaijuwonk
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@Glinner Graham, you absolutely LOVE harassing women. You spend your time mocking people's appearances, often for absolutely no reason other than to be cruel. You aren't the victim, you sad little man.
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@MKatorin People who say this think that 'treating people with basic compassion' and 'actively making a point of not being a dick' are core concepts in the Communist Manifesto
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@DahmBassLuv @dev_decker @tesicram No, they care about what is relevant to them, not some deflection about a continent they don't live on from people who feel uncomfortable and can't face the hard truth about the society they live in
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@Kaijuwonk
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@_DanArrows That the height of comedy here like 50 years ago was a man in a dress probably isn't completely irrelevant
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@thylionheart__ @JennyENicholson Nothing from TLJ could carry forward, lest a Star Wars film actually be about something again.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@haramcart Could it be that sometimes cruel and random things happen? No a scary red man with a pointy beard and a pitchfork gets his monster friends to do it
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@Kaijuwonk
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@campanafin Something being a joke doesn't prevent it from being either racist, or beyond criticism
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@jwjwtw1997 @SusanSarandon Weirdos are obsessing over her half a decade on as if Sarandon alone held the power to sway an election. Susan isn't the one lacking a sense of self
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@GBNEWS "A cigarette! That you can buy in a shop!"
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@susanp_80 @AyoCaesar If I wanted to end Tory misery, I wouldn't vote for a Labour party that by and large agrees with Tory policy. Changing the colour of the tie being worn by the PM is meaningless.
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@AllezLesBoulez Yoda in ESB: you don't need to do assault courses to be one with the force just let go and go with the flow Yoda in TLJ: you don't need dogma or books to be one with the force, just let go and go with the flow J.D Vance: I can't believe they did this frog puppet so dirty
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@ACH28008685 @icecube Hey, what did Trump mean by this: “I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy, he’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” Your guy is a nonce, mate.
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@johnestevens @amandamilling @AngelaRayner I think it was probably that they decided to allow for kids to go hungry, and then doubled down. Anything to try to deflect though, eh?
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@Kaijuwonk
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@markjenkinsonmp @WorkingtonCLP Buddy, if racism, homophobia and mass murder really do upset you, boy howdy do I have some bad news for you about the friends of the Conservative and Unionist Party
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@ramirezadrianr1 @SignsClear @dijonmustardman @ComradeStu @POTUS His writings literally defined global politics in the century after his death. I can't think of a writer who has had more influence on the world who wasn't writing a religious text
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@Allan_Lucky @IlhanMN On my knees with tears in my eyes begging and pleading with Americans to know about even the most basic surface level evil foreign policies that their government has totally admitted to
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@colinbrazierGBN In what world is the queen not an elite? Or the prime minister and all of the MPs? Or the Lords? You conservatives are so desperate to be the underdog that you lie to yourself to this extent
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@Kaijuwonk
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This is a dril tweet, you can't convince me that it isn't
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The fact that people in this thread more vehemently defend the "freedom" of a barmaid to serve a beer with her ass than they will ever defend freedom of speech tells you everything you need to know about the current state of western society.
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@shaun_jen They literally don't want women talking about their politics unless they're incredibly attractive, and can therefore serve as waifu bait. A cursory glance at any alt-right message board will tell you what they think of women.
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@JizSir @AndyHall84 @mxgbx My problem isn't with the taste of meat.
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@HighExarchYrel @AllieWaltonbruh @Return0fthePhig @ChiseHatoriFan The real difference is that when it came out people hadn't yet been conditioned like pavlov's dogs by YouTube and Conservative media to have knee jerk reactions to anything mildly progressive
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@VottoPlantEmoji Famously heterosexual franchise, The X-Men
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@Sarban_Ark @EvertonMontreal This is the heart of it, the heart of conservatism. People talking about how shit they have it makes you feel uncomfortable, but unstead of getting mad at the problem, you get mad at the people pointing it out. Tragic.
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@CouncillorPaul_ Bodied by the allotment man
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@shaun_vids I mean at this point she could say "I am a transphobe, I hate trans people" and still her supporters would say "but where's your proof she's transphobic?"
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@Harry_McMahon @RobertSecundus @DiscussingFilm Yes they do, because you've been programmed to lose your goddamn mind over anything the media tells you is "woke" and you'll do it over this too. God what a tiring way to live
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@francesweetman How are you genuinely calling it LGB history when they literally burned books with research about trans people? Honestly just take a moment here to consider what you are doing.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@danbloom1 He's correct. If there was a decent way of torpedoing him and the RMT it would have been done by now, but there isn't so they have to rely on sleazy tabloid journalism.
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@GreenerEnergy3 @Johnny_Marr Mark, we were told that "we have all the cards" and that "they need us more than we need them" when people pointed out that was bollocks they were accused of being "project fear" remember? Just admit that you believed obvious lies from a pack of charlatans
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@YorkshireTrader @adgrunt @LalehKhalili @AyoCaesar I personally kind of feel like a government trying to disguise its role in the deaths of tens of thousands of its citizens goes a little bit beyond your usual garden brand governmental lying, but you do you, man.
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@ionlazer @bernybelvedere Or, perhaps going through the legal system shouldn't work on the same basis as trying to get a good wish from a monkey's paw. They knew what he meant.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@richardosman Bit harsh to throw shade on the intelligence of women who were groomed and abused, Richard. I know that's probably not your intent.
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@GPrime85 @lolboknows @TheRightCant "Weird thing to complain about" is a snappy 5 word review that would work for basically every comic you draw
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@ACplusD @iceiceninja @BanishedBernie Nah, they lost to rice farmers. No yankie cope allowed here
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@not_sargon Carl: conservatives don't have a victim complex Also Carl: actually the right doing bad things is the lefts fault Incredible
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@CirclingBear @theeyecollector Why are you tweeting like Data from Star Trek?
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@FizzAgain @sorrelquest Were those her exact words, or did she say something more nuanced than that?
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@Kaijuwonk
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@nezumi_ningen @gol_mia I'm sorry, the US Navy would run recruitment ads on Cartoon Network? Wtf?
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@AliceAvizandum Why does the chunk missing from his ear keep changing postion? I may have to become a truther on this
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@Kaijuwonk
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@FungeonMaster1 @Glinner This has huge "Marylin Manson going door to door trying to shock people" energy
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@PoliticsMoments Amount of potassium in this lad
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@IanWhitlock53 @Br3x1tBr1ta1n @mrjamesob @LBC @ImIncorrigible "The left" is becoming just a catch all straw boogeyman for papers like The S*n and the Mail. Does it matter that @mrjamesob regularly slates Corbyn? Nah, they just chuck him in that same box of "enemies of the people" safe in the knowledge that their readers won't think about it
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@Kaijuwonk
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@Vitt2TsNoC Starmer has said he won't be increasing public spending if he wins. I defy anyone to explain how you reverse 13 years of Tory cuts without doing so without saying that he's lying now.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@J_D_LO_56 @rpxadair @iresimpsonsfans If the question is "do you want to join us in invading a middle Eastern Country on dubious pretenses" then hes absolutely the "Yes" guy
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@Kaijuwonk
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@HLandeira @dzony987 @vickywillspacex @jkass99 @fuckedup4am Maybe he should consider why his fans seem to want to invoke his name whilst he does this? Maybe unequivocally say that nazis and other far right people are pieces of shit that he wants no part with?
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@VicBergerIV @scrowder Genuinely boggles my mind how Trump people are convinced that Clinton is a nonce because of his friendship with Epstein, but that Trump isn't also one.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@whstancil @benigma2017 Okay, I've never tweeted at you before. Want to address this?
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@ChrisDrewitt @perhaps8888 @MillsSpm @pointy101 @AliBunkallSKY @BorisJohnson Corbyn never argued that Russia didn't do it, he just argued that proper procedure should be followed instead of jumping the gun and, oh I don't know, claiming to have evidence when you don't, lest we wind up looking foolish on the world stage. Turns out he was right.
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@drmistercody @MichaelBennet Teachers already work 6 days a week planning lessons and marking and the such on our 'days off' anyway. One of the very first pieces of advice I was given was to try to give myself one day off a week.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@Hells4Heroes @andrewmweller @LLHallJ Probably because she's been asked? I imagine "would you ever go back to Harry Potter?" Is something they get asked nearly every time they take questions
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@Kaijuwonk
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@aacanzonetta @ThatRetro @the_moviebob It's the only worthy successor to the crown imo
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@caitlinmoran There was no "spirit of 2011", Caitlin. It never existed, and to prove it, here's a tweet from you wishing that the army be used against the civilian populace of this country
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@LackingSaint A scene that has a 14 year old kid in an adults body shitting himself against a villain who for most of the movie is genuinely imposing, and has a reference to big that it uses in both an amusing and also kind of menacing way? Can't imagine enjoying that
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@iainmartin1 @nickhassey @mrianleslie A significant number of fans would rather get indignant at people who are highlighting something uncomfortable, rather than getting indignant at the uncomfortable thing that is being highlighted.
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@Kaijuwonk
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@Walk_0ff @AntoineSpeaker @Baddiel @AbsoluteLeePod He apologised to try and shut up criticism of him for the benefit of people who didn't really care about his racism in the first place. It's to assuage his ego and so that criticism of him can be met with "well he apologised" as though that makes it water under the bridge
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@DirtyBilgeRat @shaun_vids I think there is a lot of truth to that, but ultimately they cling to it because its an easy answer to complicated issues that can be uncomfortable.
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- Cold War Steve fan - Thinks that Steve Bray is "holding the government to account" - Spent 5 years saying they couldn't vote Labour - Insists that if you don't vote Labour, you're helping the Tories - Voted Lib Dem - "they were the only option in my constituency!"
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@BoleyHill @Glinner Again, you're proving the point by adding caveats. The entire point of the chair post is that even something as innocuous as a chair cannot be simply defined without having to caveat a whole bunch of things. Same applies to sex and gender 🙂
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