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@LLHallJ

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#Actor, video game QA by day | Twitch Affiliate | #MUFC | He/Him (if you use this against me you already lost) | Dad | Dont worry, Ive never heard of me either.

London, England
Joined April 2008
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@LLHallJ
Alex H is on bluesky now mainly
8 years
"I can't believe it both is and isn't butter."
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We love an autistic queen.
@Kit_Yates_Maths
Kit Yates
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Lucy Bronze on how she decided to blast her penalty down the middle (and score). “Statistically it’s risky for the goal keeper to stand still… so yeah, I love maths”.
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Rowling hates the original cast for not joining her TERF cult and so she wants a version where they don’t get any money.
@apaullling
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maybe I’m unimaginative but what is the Harry Potter show possibly going to achieve? It’s the same characters and we’ve already seen how their story goes. what is the goal here?.
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That shootout set the women’s game back at least a decade. #SWEENG.
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Someone already did the 6th Sense one so here’s my 2nd favourite.
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@bananafitz
Anna Fitzpatrick
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I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time.
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Say what you like about the MCU but a lot of credit should go to Favreau, Feige and co for not going fully down the dark and gritty road.
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Because after the Dark Knight everyone thought that what worked for Batman would work for every superhero.
@NOCsuperman
𝗡𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻
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Seriously what were they doing in the 2010's? . So Glad Colors is back in CBMs 😭❤️
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This Diogo Jota news has rocked me man. That quote about football being more important than life or death is utter horseshit isn’t it? Fuck rivalries, fuck toxic social media. Cherish your friends, enjoy the beauty of the world, lie on the grass & feel the sun on your face. Live.
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Lovitz really undoing all the positive karma he earned from beating the shit out of Andy Dick.
@realjonlovitz
Jon Lovitz
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I believe in elections, you should vote for whom ever you like. I am not qualified to tell anyone who to vote for, but. in this case????. If you're Jewish and you vote for Zohran Mamdani for mayor. You are insane.
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RT @esjesjesj: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming.
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RT @hlovo_: 😭
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This take becomes even worse when you examine say, Liverpool’s first title-winning side under Klopp:. Robertson: Motherwell.VVD: Southampton .Matip: Schalke.Henderson: Sunderland .Lallana: Southampton .Mané: Southampton.Firmino: Hoffenheim. United Derangement Syndrome is real.
@Lea_EFC
Lea
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Manchester United used to attract the best player from around the world, but now they are signing players from Wolves and Brentford yet their fans think they are back 🤣🤣🤣. The biggest football clubs in the world are shopping at Harrods while United are shopping at Primark.
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RT @RayNarvaezJr: Mario Superstar Baseball gave me an unfortunate team name. (Feat @akascarletVT)
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Genuinely difficult to think of, in pure footballing terms, a more embarrassing thing happening to a footballer in the modern era.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
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🚨 EXCL: Jadon Sancho leaving Chelsea when contract ends June 30 after agreement could not be reached over personal terms for loan to turn permanent. #CFC will pay £5m penalty to #MUFC. 25yo to explore options in England/Europe for next move @TheAthleticFC
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There’s a section of Crystal Palace fans who genuinely believe, without a shred of irony, that Cantona kicking that fan started a domino effect that led to a Palace fan being murdered some time later. It’s one of the most demented conspiracies in all football.
@kaspersburnerr
Kasper 🇫🇮
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Why are Palace fans so obsessed with United? Genuinely don't get it.
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RT @niamhutd: Can’t believe we’re activating his 78,750,404,925.10 Chilean peso release clause.
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Genuinely, and I mean this with my whole heart, if the Qataris had bought United I would have stopped supporting them.
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Kobi
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Screenshotting all the tweets slagging off Amorim for the many, many “this you”s I’ll be dropping in replies next season.
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The only thing laughably predictable is the knee-jerk recriminations. The system has the potential to be incredibly effective in the league. You’ll never see me slate a manager in the circumstances Amorim has found himself in.
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Oliver
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If you're not asking questions about this back-three system yet, you're a better man than me. Players aren't immune here. But the shape is dull, rigid, laughably predictable, and plays all our best players in the wrong roles.
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RT @hjclarke: Should we boo him for running down his contract? How does this work?.
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