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Going to Sainsbury’s now. Don’t even need anything. Just want to go add an extra body to the chaos
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Spain will be playing on behalf of racism
🚨 Official: Spain & Brazil will play a friendly to fight against Racism. The match will be in March 2024. The motto ‘The same skin’ will be used.
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God I wish I was that man staring at driftwood
Now that's what I call driftwood! This huge tree must have been in the water for years judging by the weathering. Porthcawl this morning
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She’s playing football manager as spurs
Kate Middleton has been working from home on special project, palace confirms
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This is what Levy sent back to Bayern on Friday at 11.59pm
Still 180 lbs, but body fat % dropped another 2% 💪🏻
Muscle is heavier than fat 😉🤘🏻
#downwiththefitness
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He got out of burnley, met some sound Muslim lads (Doucoure & Onana) and took the shahada
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Before klopp and pep came to the premier league:
No war, we had cup replays, right winger was right footed and left winger was left footed, you could skim an erdinger, bald was ugly.
After klopp and pep came to the premier league:
Inflation up, interest rates up, war, Arteta
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haven't seen Eddie Howe this rattled since the time he saw a woman driving
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Kalvin Phillips on his 'perfect script' for the
#UCLFinal
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@TNTSportsBR
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The working man deserves this, he toils all day at his laptop reviewing documents and spreadsheets he needs this spurs chelsea game
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Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these.
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Looks like there’s a bit of land there in front of him ?
The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡
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“I know he’s, you know, but he doesn’t act like the rest of them”
"Those silly dances and all the nonsense everyone gets up to, he just runs over to corner in a very authentic manner" 😅
Sean Dyche was 'absolutely delighted' with Lewis Dobbin's celebration for Everton's second goal against Chelsea 😂
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People look at mosques and wonder what diabolical schemes the moslems within are concocting, well at Friday prayers today the imaam berated the congregation for their inability to buy normal cars instead of large suvs
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Luke Shaw medically diagnosed as having “enjoying Christmas”
🚨 | Luke Shaw and Sofyan Amrabat are OUT tonight with minor issues. [Samuel Luckhurst, MEN]
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People clamour for a table seat on the train but true train connoisseurs know a normal two person seat is the optimal choice.
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its going to be a very long day
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If Alonso stays at Leverkusen for one more year (fair) then the club should tell klopp to honour his contract for the next 12 months. It’s only fair. Of course klopp thinks contractual obligations don’t apply to him. Well this isn’t Germany buddy. Get ready for court.
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Dan James stepping up to take a penalty:
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The PR campaign run by Dixie Dean’s estate, it’s like having captain Tom back
Erling Haaland has broken a Premier League record but not Dixie Dean’s
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This being underneath the article is very funny
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This open for surprise is out of this world
Sarah Moulds: Ex-teacher tells court her life has been 'torn to pieces' by pony hitting case
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Day one as a United player Marcus Rashford sits you down, this is what it means to be a Man Utd player he says, he gets out his iPhone and opens the Notes app, this he says will be your most important tool
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Top tip, if you convert to islam by 5pm today you can get tomorrow off as it’s Eid. Your employer is unable to stop you. For more information visit your local mosque and/or imam.
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Funny how reviews of this movie went from “this is a masterpiece, a must watch, really haunting and has lessons for us all” to “er actually it is the worst movie ever do not watch”! I wonder what changed in the last 2 weeks
‘The Zone of Interest’ — a Holocaust movie without Jews – Read more from Peter Rutland here:
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Me, at the global currency market post brexit
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This is why the other religions are falling behind. Great content
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After drinking Heineken on Eid;
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No sweeter feeling in being alive, of the human experience, of experiencing joy, than watching Man Utd fail and fail and fail. I can’t get enough.
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Why’s ramsdale been dropped? Wonder if he has been challenging bigotry in the changing rooms and this has annoyed Arteta who holds far right views? If so, very sad, but not a surprise.
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The Conservative Party conference keynote speech;
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Getting dark at 2.34pm thanks a lot British empire I could’ve been sat in my ancestors’ country eating a mango but no I have to be here trying to work out if a company is VAT registered.
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Ever since that guy pointed out that his tweets say the same thing three times , it’s all I can see
🔴🤝🏻 Richard Hughes has already an agreement in place to join Liverpool, it will happen at the end of the season.
After excellent job at Bournemouth with CEO Neill Blake, he’s gonna leave at the end of the season to sign for Liverpool.
He’s part of Michael Edwards plan.
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I have many Man Utd friends / mutuals and the reason their club is so bad is because they’re terrible people. This is a reflection of you all.
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Zookeeper too busy having an affair I suspect, heads should roll
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Mr Howe’s concern is that one day, a man may enter the field within a stadium with a knife (unless that man is representing the kingdom of Saudi Arabia in which case mr Howe has no comment to make as he is a simple humble working class man and politics and football do not mix)
Eddie Howe urges football to avoid tragedy and learn from Leeds incident
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People reminisce about the 2012 Olympics but for me, 2005 ashes live on channel 4 was the true United Kingdom
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Ten Hag will be sitting there thinking “jä but this vormation vorked v VVV Venlo?”
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The English rugby lads shouldn’t be disheartened at all. Sure they’re disappointed but they’ll soon be cheered up when they learn their investments in Lockheed Martin and BAE systems have grown significantly in recent days.
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Yesterday he referred to a country as a woman.
🚨 NEW: Starmer says he AGREES with Sunak's stance on trans rights.
When asked by the Guardian if he agrees with Sunak's recent statements about trans people, Starmer replied: "Yes, of course".
He added: "a woman is a female adult".
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Woman on the radio saying her xl bully is a fine dog wouldn’t hurt a fly but she absolutely wouldn’t leave it in a room with her toddler , very good
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Neville when Utd get destroyed; “not concerned, it’s a blip sure but it’s so strange. Perhaps aliens were involved?”
Neville when arsenal concede a corner; “I knew it, I knew they didn’t have it in them, they are going to collapse now, I fear for them I really do”
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Lower league fans love this hardest geezer idiot. This is why the premier league cartel is correct to limit what money they get. They cannot be trusted.
This bloke should 110% be the SPOTY.
If you know, you know.
Genuinely heroic.
Get it done son.
@hardestgeezer
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Dyche’s going to go on gb news
amadou onana with possibly the worst pen in history for everton against fulham tonight..
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I can affect sports results by the way I behave
What's the one 'conspiracy' you 100% believe is true? Mine is the Royal family had Diana and Dodi bumped off in racially motivated murder.
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Forget about islam ruining the country it’s 9.22am and you’re not at work. No wonder inflation is so high and energy bills are through the roof.
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She’s going to 1) bring back detachable lids for fizzy drinks and 2) goalkeepers booting the ball down field on the half volley
🚨 NEW: GB News presenter Esther McVey has been appointed “Common Sense” minister to tackle “wokery” by Rishi Sunak
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Watched bundesliga
It's three years this week since the UK's first COVID lockdown started winding down. Some govt boffins now claim it had little effect on the nation's mental health but we don't agree. So, for our next issue we'd like to know WHAT WAS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU DID DURING LOCKDOWN?
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You can tell Blackburn rovers hosted a halal food festival yesterday, they are fuelled by islam, and millwall cannot handle them
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@LMAsaysno
Unnecessary excess! But also they’re so ridiculously large , and people park them like they own the road and that their Audi or bmw is somehow more worthy
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Got one of those mini almond magnum knock offs from lidl in the freezer , I appreciate it isnt an “goat cheese sorbet” but to us working class northerners with no tube system to take shelter in it is a brief delicious respite from the harsh midday sun
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People often wonder why rugby tournaments take twice as long to complete as soccer tournaments. The answer is that unlike soccer, rugby players need the extra time between games to oversee coups in natural resource rich developing nations.
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Think I speak for everyone when I say sharia law is the way forward
Saudi Arabia have given everyone in the country Wednesday off to celebrate the national team’s surprise victory over Argentina.
#KSA
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#FIFAWorldCup
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Got to remember, Rob holding is to blame, Saliba is injured you see, not fair to expect Arteta to cope, deccers will help a lot when he comes in next year
Got to remember Liverpool are doing well to even be competitive with Crystal Palace considering their injuries, they’re missing a full back and um, er
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Arteta’s stood out there telling everyone e tickets will lead to 15 minute cities and there’s chemicals in the water
🚨| Arsenal vs. Nottingham Forest has been delayed by 30 minutes due to a e-ticketing issue at the Emirates which has meant fans have not been able to enter the stadium. It will now start at 1pm.
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Eddie Howe in the champions league, going to shake Ancelotti’s hand whilst wearing gymshark, I feel sick.
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Ben chilwell it’s not too late to run for office as a conservative
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Eggs are a curious thing, sometimes I’m like “eggs? No thanks” but then other days I’m like “eggs? Yes please!” Anyways have a good Friday everyone
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Ever since Michael Sheen did that speech wales have played 9 lost 7. Very funny
Disaster for Wales! 😬
Joe Morrell is sent off for the visitors after 40 minutes of play 🟥
🎙️ "That's not a red card!"
#EURO2024
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GB News has suspended Dan Wootton following comments made on his programme by Laurence Fox last night.
This follows our decision earlier today to formally suspend Mr Fox.
We are conducting a full investigation.
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London journo “wow, the north, wowww. I was expecting burning crosses, and cows walking the potholed streets. Instead I was welcomed, fed, clothed, homed. I taught the locals about monzo, I leave for London tomorrow but my heart belongs elsewhere”
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@GaryLineker
Gary im all for freedom of speech but I am against anti English tweets. Is that so difficult?
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Feel sorry for Zak Crawley in particular who has never been in such close proximity to a state educated person. Expect this will affect his performance later.
England team delayed by Just Stop Oil en route to Lord’s
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Zinchenko in the huddle must be great “boys, think of President zelensky” as troussard looks at him through haunted sleepless eyes
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Rarely see these goals these days in the premier league don’t you. Players should do this more often. Another thing guardiola has taken from us
No doubt about that one!
Julio Enciso equalises for Brighton with an absolute peach.
#BHAFC
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#BHAMCI
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@SkySportsPL
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“Ajer mee pinnock” sounds like some nonsense geordie saying
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Accept it’s a small pool within an online bubble but genuinely cannot see how any pals would consider voting for Starmer or labour next election. Sure the tories are evil, that’s expected. There was no need for labour to be just as evil, feels like they’re being cruel on purpose.
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Wow was just thinking it’s been weeks since the last class of 92 documentary was released
Official Trailer: 𝟗𝟗
The story of Man Utd’s remarkable treble-winning season in 1998/99, told by those who were part of it.
Coming to Prime Video on 17 May 📺
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No one gets to profit from human suffering except for me (Man City) and maybe the boy (Chelsea)
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Have to say a good move from channel 4 to move the Simpsons to 6.30pm. Now the working man can get home from a day in the office, be greeted by his other half with a drink and can watch an episode of good clean comedy.
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I am pleased to see this. Should hopefully result in American football writer’s understanding why no one respects their views on the European game. You are peasants.
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Ten Hag in a league where the opposition aren’t high on marijuana cigarettes
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It’s always Londoners who claim this. An evil people, with their daily use of underground tunnels
£120k is not “my wife can stop working” money. Not in the economy, can we be so foreal
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Ted Lasso bombing in the ratings, Jesse marsch out the country, McKennie turning out garbage, now just need this loser to go and the premier league will be healed.
USA star Brenden Aaronson was statistically the WORST player in the entire Premier League this season - amid reports he wants to leave Leeds in the wake of their relegation
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Hmm this doesn’t work does it
Comedian, Karl Porter is at it again with the slow-mo celebrations 😂
Which Premier League player is he imitating?
🎮
@EASPORTSFC
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Mr ten hag?
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Guys love to sit around and reminisce about the time they played football against someone who was in the academy set up at a mid level football league club and was unimaginably good
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Wow ramsdale clapping that Raya mistake. clear rift in the squad.
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They (big tea) will claim you need to let a tea bag brew for 3-7 minutes or some nonsense. But with one spoon you can squeeze out all the flavour in 15 seconds. A little tip in todays hectic world.
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Glad your train got cancelled if this is your attitude towards a historic and famous city
Shortly after that, they informed us that the “rumours were true” and the train had been cancelled and would be terminating at the next stop: Preston.
“Where is Preston?” you may ask.
Only god and Northerners know. Even the scot’s weren’t sure.
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quite horrible the way if you have any public platform even the most bland solidarity or acknowledgement of Palestinian suffering is silenced. A black armband! It’s hardly offensive !
Usman Khawaja has been charged for wearing a black armband against Pakistan without seeking permission.
✍:
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Perhaps sir jim ratcliffe should beg the government for a goal or two lol
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In preston this sort of property is quite affordable for a young couple, a mortgage would probably be £650 a month too. Instead, this. That landlords think they’re offering places for people to stay, ridiculous!
row of three terraced houses were just built round the corner from me and went on the market for £125,000 each. someone’s just bought all three and put them straight up for rent for £695 a month for the one bed and £975 a month for the two bed. jail. like actually jail.
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sorry mr employer, i can't come into work tomorrow. why? the VAR is a luton fan.
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It’s an ick when people wear their work lanyard around their neck. Stuff it in a pocket
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