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@JohnathonWillow

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KENservative Christian. Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent/Prodigy Ethnically Pastafarian. (Italian.)

Wisconsin, USA
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@JohnathonWillow
John Willow
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Pro-Hamas protestors accidentally burn down a protestant church after mistaking it for a pizza hut
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. @pizzahut wants to go broke. Let’s make it happen.
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This is literally all I want in life
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So 2020 dem platform is -no private healthcare. -kill fully formed 2 seconds from birth babies -70% marginal tax rates on people they hate -ban nearly every gun -also you're racist This is basically a right wing parody of a dem platform and it's real.
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@sneako @MoistCr1TiKaL Did you ask your Discord to try to make a reply for this tweet too? Cause this is trash lol
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@Dexerto A reminder that she doxxed an 11-year-old. When her fans harassed him, found out the school he went to, and impersonated him online, he issued a public apology, she didn't accept it and accused him of clout-chasing her. She IS the least accountable online troll.
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@sneako You don't stand a chance lil bro 💀💀💀💀
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@hasanthehun This would be hilarious if you didn't unironically believe this and spend 2 days arguing this lmao
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@naeriface Cause she loves him u loser
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@sneako @MoistCr1TiKaL LMAO BRO U AINT GOT A CHANCE 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@Dexerto Given the quality of Pokimane's usual commentary, she'll be one of the first streamers AI can replace.
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@joncoopertweets Hunter: Takes millions from Ukraine. No big deal Trump: Loans money to someone in another country. National crisis. Jon Cooper does cocaine.
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@calebparke @EndWokeness Wait until you see a "they said / them said" situation. Those go crazy.
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This is the best impression I've ever heard someone do. @jordanbpeterson
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This has got to be the most insane way to play Vivaldi.
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@spicebae_ "Her side"??? You guys literally are just openly racist for no reason now lmao
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@amazingatheist It's hilarious how you've spent over a decade creating content about religion and you still have not matured past being a 13-year-old Reddit atheist.
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@Victorshi2020 @elonmusk Hey Victor, it's probably because she made an entire career doxxing people, showing up to their family homes and harassing them, and publishing fake news articles about them. Hope this helps!
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@KamalaHarris You locked parents up for childhood truancy and shoved potheads in prison. That sounds like a dictator to me, Kamala.
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@CFCmaz0 @Dexerto stop being horny. go outside.
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@Klaatu821 @fasc1nate I like to imagine that 90% of archaeology is just us digging up the useless home decorations that middle-aged wine moms place everywhere.
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@krassenstein @realDonaldTrump Bro it took you less than a minute to notice Trump tweeted and respond. Go on a date. Walk outside. Breathe in the fresh air. Pick up knitting.
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@TheBabylonBee "Guys this isn't true!!!! This isn't funny!!!! take this down!! nick fuentes is great!! Look over there at the Jews! jesus is king!!":
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@Dexerto The guy that brags about paying for prostitutes whining about someone else's marriage is kinda funny tbh
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@Go_Jover YUJI'S THREE BROTHERS
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@sneako @MoistCr1TiKaL Did you ask your Discord to write this response too?
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@krassenstein If you actually did cocaine your tweets would make a lot more sense tbh
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@Klee_FilmReview The ending of Schindler's List when Oskar starts breaking down and saying he could have saved more Jews if he simply sold all his possessions. Beautifully acted, and historically accurate to what the survivors say.
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@huhsgk if this actually upsets you go outside lol
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@Palworld_EN Really impressive to see a small Indie company be able to create a good game, and have a real roadmap when billion dollar companies can't do that lmao
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@JToyts @Dexerto bro the new pokemon games literally look like they were made for the PS2
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@OrwellNGoode It looks awesome and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't
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@esjesjesj Based on your bio, the child's understanding of history is your burden.
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@eggnoggies The fantasies you guys create in your head are so funny lol
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@SouthernStarBC Maybe y'all should just move to California
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@Attractiveincel "Virgin wife" lmao y'all are literally just making things up now.
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@kaceytron Nick: Don't sexually harass kids Kaceytron: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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@TheAntifaTurtle hahaha ur so cool man everyone talks about how cool u are
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@musicstruggles1 The pattern is that the most popular songs actually have gotten progressively worse.
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@AngelaBelcamino The last thing you see before the lizard people carry you away to harvest your organs
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@PopCrave Trudeau low key reminds me of one of those washed-up musicians no one has heard of that winds up as an American Idol judge.
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@EdKrassen Jared Kushner literally brought peace to the middle east. Not your best opening example homie. 💀💀💀
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@AsianGuyStream This is so long I almost feel duty bound to automatically believe the opposite
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@shawnmpatterson @krassenstein He hasn't had political power for two years. Biden didn't fix it in two years. Just admit you don't want to hold yourselves accountable for anything. 😂
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@TheOfficerTatum Dude, there is a limit. You don't blindly support the police no matter what they do. That makes you a supporter of authoritarianism. That in principle is anti-conservative.
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@ostonox you literally edit for a guy who does 98% react content lmao look in a mirror
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@itsJeffTiedrich Kyle Rittenhouse acted legally in self-defense against a pedophile and two felons. Alec Baldwin was negligent with firearm, and deserves prison time. Hope this helps out!
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@Inhumansoflate1 Posting these knowing the Economy is going to be much better there in two years takes a lot of guts from you.
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@RealCandaceO @benshapiro You're the one making a show of it. He picked a date, time, and place. You're refusing to show up. The only stunt here is being pulled by you.
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@elonmusk I'm assuming the "hate speech" metric is a measurement of how often racial slurs or certain bigoted phrases are used?
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@DanaTheWana You really picked the most homophobic character you could to try to make this argument lol
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This statement was made in 2018 by @RepMaxineWaters . Way before the Riots. You want proof that these are #BidenRiots ? Here you are.
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@JujutsuCurry This dude is saving everyone's life and still NONE of them are calling CPS to save him 😭😭
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@RealCandaceO @benshapiro I find it hilarious how you offer Ben a debate a few hours before Sabbath, and start a Twitter beef. Then your next proposed date for the debate is during the Jewish holiday of Passover LMAO. Pick a real date already. And you got mad at Jeremy for not knowing your flights?
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@Scott_Wiener "We think you're wrong." "Oh so you want to genocide us??"
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@glosswitch Shes a child murderer
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@nikicaga And here I thought it was obviously for U.S Citizens like it directly states. My bad! Next time I won't read any of the constitution and I will simply go based on your personal vibes
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@JoJoFromJerz Exactly! I can't believe that: Hillary Clinton got away with mishandling classified documents Biden got away with lying about his entire political career George Santos style John Kerry got away with acting as a foreign agent Omar and Tlaib got away with supporting terrorists
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@MunstaMasta The Kyoto students are more academically gifted while the Tokyo kids have more innate talent. Gojo specifically goes around the country just scouting for innate talent.
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Keeping Kosher saves lives. @benshapiro @realDailyWire
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@krassenstein There were no laws bigoted towards the LGBT community. You just like lying. Teachers do not have "free speech" when teaching your children. They have a set curriculum they are expected to follow.
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@LordAslanThe2nd The fact that you're bitter that this child got to live should warrant some self-reflection on your part. The fact that it doesn't just displays your own barbarism.
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@Dexerto Gonna be crazy when he finds out about healthcare rationing in the countries that have his ideal healthcare system.
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@PeteButtigieg Guess you want to get rid of the constitution too, considering the Electoral College is literally in that.
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@LordAslanThe2nd They're not men or non-binary. Those are women. Hope this helps!
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@chrislhayes He's literally been supporting terrorism and pushing blood-libel narratives against Jews for the past 2 months.
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@nursekelsey .. are you guys seriously trying to roast memes? lmao
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@DefiantLs Defiant Ls not understanding that's literally the whole joke.
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@Takemylovebeam Ah yes my anti-love technique. I haven't used this since the Heian era
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@AriDrennen Sounds like they all have very loving wives that have great humor, and help take care of their husbands. To me, your tweet just reeks of envy.
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@krassenstein He incited an insurrection against the capitol. I'm glad he was expelled! His fascist attempt to subvert the rule of law with an insurrection should be met with punishment.
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@nbcsnl Continue this series and your show might actually have funny bits lmao
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@rezaaslan Narrator: it wasn't a real tweet.
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@myrrlyn I've been telling y'all he was onto something
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@hasanthehun You literally pay women for sex, you're unmarried, you have no kids.
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@hermit_hwarang Just to be clear. You support the terrorist group Hamas and are defending a woman who threatened to kill random people? And you still think you're the good guy here? Gotcha.
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@TheRichFromCali Ilhan Omar openly supports terrorists and openly and often spews anti-semitic terrorist talking points. She should be kicked out of congress as a whole.
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@LibertyJen She didn't even understand the term "hostile witness" and tried to claim she wanted to be there LOLLLL
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@EdmundSmirk I can't imagine caring enough about her love life to know all this information lol
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@hasanthehun They literally stormed off angry because he was disagreeing with them lmaoo You humiliate yourself every time you talk Hasan.
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@abs0luteunit1 @pissboymcgee There are a ton of male writers and producers of shows who have openly talked about how much they hate the source material they are adapting, and all of them have faced public backlash. And they weren't even public people talking on video as often as she was. Cope.
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@Kawakiotsuk THE ONE WHO LEFT IT ALL BEHIND, BACK AGAIN
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@Enviosity I hope you realize this image literally gives no helpful information lol
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@AsianGuyStream @Tectone Why would anyone respect your request to leave your wife out of this when this is how you act lmao
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@JefferyxBball @InternetH0F make sure you tip your landlord too
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@MakeSouls Pre-nerf Radahn, no horse, no summons, no ashes, melee weapons only
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@ghostzapperfan @DiscussingFilm Did he make the Eve bomb too?
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@Breaking911 Can you imagine if Obama's son worked at a Ukrainian oil company with no experience, sold access to his father, had strong financial ties to the Chinese government, did drugs, and slept with prostitutes?
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@RealJamesWoods This why you don't fuck with the fry cook
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@RealCandaceO Doesn't the Daily Wire have like 500 employees now? Why would he know the schedule of every single one, and whether or not you specifically would be there? lmao.
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@TheMiddestMesh Keep fighting those demons in your head bro. They're winning
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@libsoftiktok It would be a shame if everyone reposted this video of Taylor Lorenz using crocodile tears to get sympathy after she intentionally doxes people as a career.
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@fr0gan Probably because the first one is happening and the second one isn't
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